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Funny Urdu SMS and Messages |
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ROGI DOCTOR SAY YAY PHOOL KI MALLA KISKAY LIYA DOCTOR YAY MARA FIRST OPERATION HAY SUCESS HUYA THO MARA LIYA NAHI THO THUMARA LIYA
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| Posted on : [26/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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Roz Logo se tere Pange honge.... Ghar me tere roz Dange honge.... Agar tum SMS nahi karoge to Yaad rakhana tere Saare Bacche Ganje honge..
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| Posted on : [26/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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dil main basa hai pyar tera,aakhon mein hai tasavir teri jab yaad aati hai teri,hum dekhate hai TOM & JERRY
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| Posted on : [26/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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Toothpaste ki add mein DAAT dikhata hai, Shampoo ki add mein BAAL dikhata hai, lekin WHISPER ki add mein ku kuch nehi dikhata. Ye to sarasar na insafi hai. JAGO GRAHAK JAGO.
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| Posted on : [26/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do, uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do, paro ne kaha daru chhod do, lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chod do
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| Posted on : [26/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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Khudi ko kar buland itan, chadha jaise taise. ke khuda bhi tujhse punche ke beta ab utrega kaise.
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| Posted on : [26/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Log kahate hai ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye,Hum kehte hai ki pyar itna karo, ki girlfriend ki frnd bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye** |
| Posted on : [26/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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Phone Ki Ring Baji. Pati: Mere liye Ho To Kehna Mai Gharpe Nahi Hu. Biwi Phone Utha k : wo gharpe hai Pati: Mana Kiya Fir Bhi Biwi : Ji wo mere liye tha
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| Posted on : [26/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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sardar gun leke darwaze pe ruka, Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher ka shikaar karne ja raha hu! Wife: toh jao na. Srdr: Kaise jau bahar kutta khada hai :)
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| Posted on : [26/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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sardar apne noukar ko bola garden me pani daal.Naukar bola barish ho rahi hai,Sardar : Sale kam chor chatri pakdke daal
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| Posted on : [26/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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Kismat azma chuka hoon Nasib azma raha hoon,
Kisi bewafa ki khatir RIKSHA chala raha hoon... :-) |
| Posted on : [26/05/2007] |
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Posted by :Hafiz M. Umair
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Mobile # :03214036253
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sonio kiii haaaaal aay tuhaada .tuseee tay naraz he ho gay jjjjjjjjjj..j tuhanoo card de zroorat aai tay phir kr lo load
card 100 wala hazir hai
8725 368 4756 350 |
| Posted on : [23/05/2007] |
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Posted by : mahmood bhatti
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Mobile # :03336956350
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| yar j kisay noo tangy aay tay meray naal rabita kray,jazz card chahida ay tay hukam, karay ,only for girls ok 03017394879 |
| Posted on : [23/05/2007] |
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Posted by : mahmood bhatti
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Mobile # :03336956350
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| yar j kisay noo tangy aay tay meray naal rabita kray,jazz card chahida ay tay hukam, karay ,only forv girls ok |
| Posted on : [23/05/2007] |
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Posted by : mahmood bhatti
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Mobile # :03336956350
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kitna haseen phir say nazara bana dya
jaisay khuda nay tum ko dubara bana dya
aaya tha imtaan main mazmoon husn par
main parchay pay chehra tumhara bana dya
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| Posted on : [15/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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khoon se rangeen deewar-o-dar banaa diyazara sa haath maine zakhmon se utthaa diya
teri yaadon ne dastak jab bhi dil pe diaik aah bhar lee aik aansoo bahaa diya
cheekh-te hain dil ke chhalle naam-e-marham perog kaise tumne ye dil ko lagaa diya
phir bhi deta hai tum hi ko dil duaayenmana ke tune mujhe khaak mein milaa diya
baitha hoon jaise lutt gaya ho dilli ka taajaaj maine tera aakhiri khat bhi jalaa diya
woh chehre ko duppatte mein chhuppaye chal diyehaadi ka ek sheyr maine kya sunaa diya
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| Posted on : [13/05/2007] |
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Posted by : waqas khawaja
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Mobile # :03216024867
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tumhi ko sochte rehna,
tumhi ko sunte rehna,
buhat gehre khayalon main,
jawabon main, sawalon main,
muhabat ke hawalon main,
tumara naam a jana mujhe acha sa lagta hai,
tumhare sang sang chalna,
wafa ki aag main jalna,
tumhein naraz kar dena,
kabhi khud bhi rooth jana,
tumhari berukhi pe bhi tumhari arzu karna,.
khud apne dil ki dharkan se tumhari guftago karna mujhe acha sa lagta hai.
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| Posted on : [13/05/2007] |
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Posted by : waqas khawaja
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Mobile # :03216024867
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Kabhi jo maazi main jhankoge tumhain hum yaad aayenge,
kisi lamhe kuch jo sochoge tumhain hum yaad aayenge
,kabhi yun hi akele main beet-e-dino ko soch ker koi geet jo gungunaoge tumhain hum yaad aayenge,
sab doston ki mehfil main kisi shokh si baat per zer-e-lab jo muskuraoge tumhain hum yaad aayenge,
mujhe acha sa lagta hai,
zindagi ke kisi morr per apne dil ki baat ko kisi se keh na paoge tumhain hum yaad aayenge. tumhi ko dekhte rehna, tumhi ko chahte rehna,
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| Posted on : [13/05/2007] |
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Posted by : waqas khawaja
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Mobile # :03216024867
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ndairi raat mein shama jalana bhool jate ho
hamari yaad aati hai bhulana bhool jate ho
tumari ik yai ahdat humko pershan rakhti hai
nazar mein tu aa jate ho samaana bhul jate ho
humien mehsoos hota hai hamari qurb mein aksar
jo tanhai mein beeti hai wo sunana bhul jate ho
tumein tu lout kar janey ki aksar fikar rehti hai
mager jab lout jatey ho tu aana bhul jatey ho
suna hai tum apni hathaili par hamara naam likhte ho
pr jb hum samney aatey hain tu dikhana bhul jate ho |
| Posted on : [13/05/2007] |
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Posted by : waqas khawaja
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Mobile # :03216024867
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Ek larki thi deewani si
Mobile le kar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke
Sharma ke!!!!!!!
Mobile mein jaane kya kya dekha karti thi
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi
Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai
aur main________ sirf yehi kah pata tha
ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai:
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| Posted on : [13/05/2007] |
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Posted by : waqas khawaja
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Mobile # :03216024867
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KOI TO HOTA!!
Main jis k DIL ki kitab Banta
Main jis ki Chahat ka Khawab Banta
Main Hijar k Mosam ki Lambi Raton main
Yad Ban kar Azab Banta
KOI TO HOTA!!!
Jo meri Khawahish main
Uth k Ratoon main Khoob rota
Dukhon ki Chadar Lapait kar
Hajoom-E-Duniya se Door
Mai Roth jata Manata Mujko
K Chahay Mera Kasoor Hota
KOI TO HOTA!!!
Main jis k itna Qareeb Hota
Na Pas koi RAqeeb hota
Main Tanha uska Habeeb Hota
Ye Silsila b ajeeb hota..
KOI TO HOTA!!!
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| Posted on : [13/05/2007] |
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Posted by : waqas khawaja
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Mobile # :03216024867
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