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Ik masjid ki deewar pay likha tha: agar
Ik masjid ki deewar pay likha tha: agar app gunha kar k thak chuky hain tu ander aiay. Neechy lipistick say likha hoa tha< Agar nahi thaky tu samny >>
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It is said that inzamam don`t understand
It is said that inzamam don`t understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismil >>
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dil chahta hai ke ter ghar se samane kab
dil chahta hai ke ter ghar se samane kabbar bana lon
tu agar fatiha perne aaye tujhe andar ke ghusa lon.
hahahahahaha >>
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Dil Chahata hai ke tere ghar ke samane g
Dil Chahata hai ke tere ghar ke samane gabbar bana lo,
tu agar fatiha perne aaye tuje ander hi ghusa lon.
hahahahaha


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( 5 )
khidki se dekha Tu Raste Pe Koi Nahi Tha
khidki se dekha Tu Raste Pe Koi Nahi Tha,

khidki se dekha Tu Raste Pe Koi Nahi Tha,

Raste Pe Ja Kar Dekha Tu Khidhki Pe Koi Nahi Tha.

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Sardar ki BV ne aadhay ghantay baad fone
Sardar ki BV ne aadhay ghantay baad fone band kia to sardar ne pocha.

ki hoya kon c fone tay?

BV pata nahi ji. tusi shaki bot ho. koi wrong numb >>
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( 7 )
kabi kabi maray dil main khayal ata ha..
kabi kabi maray dil main khayal ata ha................ >>
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( 8 )
tum ne kabhi kabab khaya hai???aray haan
tum ne kabhi kabab khaya hai???aray haan kabab to bhans k gosht se banty hai na???or gosht to bakri ka bhi acha hota hia, par machli ka to bohat hi ma >>
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i love you i love you
i love you







i love you







i love you





dont be excited i love other alphabet as well like u-v-w-x-y-z
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( 10 )
ba adab ba mulahiza hoshiar ,paglon ke s
ba adab ba mulahiza hoshiar ,paglon ke shahnsha,pakistan ke bewaqoofon ke sartaj,noor e chasham, tajdare pakistan,..... sms recieve ker rahay hain >>
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thapar mane par naraz wife se shohar bol
thapar mane par naraz wife se shohar bola adami ussi ko marta hai jis se piyar karta hai .wife ne husband ko 2 thapar maray aur boli ke aap kiya samaj >>
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( 12 )
ji kia ha?kia chahiya?message parhana ch
ji kia ha?kia chahiya?message parhana chahtay ho?gadhay yai message hi to hai......... >>
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Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile, y
Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile,
ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,
SMS karne ke koshesh mat karna MERE dost,
maloom nahi wahan MOBILE mile na mile >>
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( 14 )
Har Asiq de data hai aapna Dil, Hasino
Har Asiq de data hai aapna Dil,
Hasino ki Aadaye hoti hain aayse Katil,
Har pal aap ko Sms kare yahi chahe mera Dil..
Par Gabrata hon najane kitna >>
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abhi abhi dozakh say sms aya ha kay jitn
abhi abhi dozakh say sms aya ha kay jitnay marzi guna karo kayoon kay dozkh main jagha nai ha ham khud dewaroon par bethay howay hain >>
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( 16 )
marne par hame jannat mile
marne par hame jannat mile na mile, ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile SMS karne me kasar mat kar mere dost pata nahi upar jakar network mile n >>
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Dil hai to Pyar hai, pyar h
Dil hai to Pyar hai, pyar hai to muhabat hai, muhabat hai to ishq hai, ishq hai to derd hai, derd hai to PANADOL hai na.... >>
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choti choti baaton pe naraa
choti choti baaton pe naraaz naheen ho jaya karte...dil ki baaton ko zubaan pe naheen laya karte....jab koi aankh se aankh meelae tu meel >>
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( 19 )
Evolution of
Evolution of Man:

Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1< >>
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( 20 )
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", <
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge
ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "
MOBILE" >>
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( 21 )
Life ho to aisee, Monday ko
Life ho to aisee, Monday ko dosti, Tuesday ko pyaar, Wednesday ko shadi, Thursday ko baarat, Friday ko fighting, saturday ko Talak, Sunda >>
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( 22 )
Arz Hai: U
Arz Hai: Unki yaad me hum ne ro ro kar tub bhar diye! Aur vo itne bewafa nikle ki naha ke chal diye
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( 23 )
DIL mein rahenge SMS
DIL mein rahenge SMS size=1> bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda
mut Samajana, Hum tere >>
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( 24 )
college ki life main kai ya
college ki life main kai yaar milte hai,usme kuch kamine tho kuch dildar milte hai,
agar acche se padhai ki tho koi bante hai doctor >>
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( 25 )
jab dekha unhone tirchi nig
jab dekha unhone tirchi nighaho se tab ham madhosh ho gayee,,,,, par jab pata chala ki nazre hi tedi hai to ham behosh ho gaye.
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( 26 )
Jitne channel TV ke, utne n
Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre BV ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se, cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, >>
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( 27 )
Mumtaj ki kabar ko dekh ke
Mumtaj ki kabar ko dekh ke har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai....Hum kis-kis ke liye Tajmahal banwayein???Hume to har ladki M >>
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( 28 )
ek macher ki makhi say ho g
ek macher ki makhi say ho gai shadi..
pahli hi raat start ho gai barbadi...
macher becharay ki kismat hi khoti thi..
makhi MOSPE >>
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( 29 )
Arz kiya hai:
Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehl >>
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Jab aap hanstay hain to lag
Jab aap hanstay hain to lagta hai k insaan kabhi bandar thaa! Aray aap to naaraaz hee ho gaey... jab aap naraz hotay hain to lagta hai k >>
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