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(8) mahlak makan..' ji yeh room ha
mahlak makan..' ji yeh room hai aur es ka keria 500 ho ga
kariadaar...' mager yaha tou choey nach rahey hain
mahlak makan....;500 mi choey he nache >>
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(9) kya museebat hai jab se mobile
kya museebat hai jab se mobile liya hai,tab se kabhi is ko miss call,kabhi us ko sms,koi kaam shaam nahi hai kya,pata nahi kin logon k bich main phans >>
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(10) Mohabton mein Hawas k Aser hum
Mohabton mein Hawas k Aser hum b nae,Galt Mat Jan k itnnay haqer hum b nae,Mujh ko qatal ker dey per meri anna ko na chier,Bey Zarar hi sahi Bey zamee >>
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(11) neend di goli kha lay changa r
neend di goli kha lay changa ray ga,
sochan kolon jan chora lay changa ray ga,
F.A, B.A, M.A, di degree lay kay ki karna
Dahi bhaly di rehri la lay >>
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(12) Dhritrashter : main khush hoon
Dhritrashter : main khush hoon ke tumne 100 puttron ko janam diya .****hari : swaami, agar aap andhe na hote to yeh sab sambhav nahi hota.. >>
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(13) Ankhoon main raha dil main ute
Ankhoon main raha dil main uter ker nahi dekha,Us ne meri ankhoon main samander nahi dekha,Pather mujhe kehta hai mera chahne wala,Main mom hoon us ne >>
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(14) Life ek dum perfect ho jai,aga
Life ek dum perfect ho jai,agar,
Hum Tumaur hamaredhair sare
pyare pyare
chote chote
shrarti shrarti
hanste muskurate
cute se





SMS sat >>
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(15) Yeh arzoo thi k aysa bhi kuch
Yeh arzoo thi k aysa bhi kuch hua hota Meri kami nay tujhay bhi rula diya hota Main lot aatee teray pass ik lamhe main Teray laboon nay mera nam to li >>
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(16) Har dil ki dharkan mein koi ba
Har dil ki dharkan mein koi baat hoti hai,Har udasi mein kisi ki yaad hoti hai,Aap ko pata ho na hoaAap ki khushi ke peechay humari dua sath hoti hai. >>
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(17) Mai Aur Tum Tum Aur mai Yani
Mai Aur Tum
Tum Aur mai
Yani Hum Dono
Aj Raat Ko
Aik Doosre Ko
12 Baje ka bad
Akele Se khamoshi se
Chupke se
















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(18) Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine
Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz >>
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(19) Dosti karo college wali se, py
Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE. >>
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(20) Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai
Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se,Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai seKi saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se. >>
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(21) • Pyar ko mat chhupao, u
• Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki, Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao, unhe zarurat hai badhane ki, Ab aur perfume mat lagao, tumhe z >>
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(22) • Dil do to kisi ek ko,A
• Dil do to kisi ek ko,Aur do to kisi nek ko...Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko..Jab tak saccha dildar na mile, try karte raho har ek ko. >>
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(23) • Moor ker na dekh mujhe
• Moor ker na dekh mujhe, yoon hanstay hanstay,Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar, keh dengay bhabhi Namaste. >>
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(24)

1 sikh ki biwi ney raat ko

1 sikh ki biwi ney raat ko uth kr shor macha diya sarda g utho bili sara doodh p gie hey. Sardar gussey mey bola tujey kitni bar kaha hey k kameez >>
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(25) Australian:hum six maarte hain
Australian:hum six maarte hain

South african:humsixes aur 4s maarte hain


Indian:hum sirf style maarte hain








Pakistani:hum tu >>
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(26) ye jo hai na......
ye jo hai na......
















ye jo hai.................









yaeee..........









oh ye jo haath m >>
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(27) Ek larki thi deewani si
Ek larki thi deewani si
































Mobile le kar chalti thi


















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(28) I Love U"EVERY DAY" I Like
I Love U"EVERY DAY"

I Like U"EVERY DAY"


I Want to See U"EVERY DAY"

I Need U"EVERY DAY"


Bcz



"EVERY DAY"k bina chai ka maza hi na >>
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(29) Yaar tum b kitnay ajeeb ho
Yaar tum b kitnay ajeeb ho

Meray dil k kitnay kareeb ho


Na Call na hi koi SMS kartay ho



Kia mujh se b ziyada Ghareeb ho??? >>
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(30) Roz, Suba, Meri Ankh Jab Khu
Roz,
Suba,
Meri Ankh Jab Khulti Hai,
Mai KHUDA Se Yehi DUA Karti Hon,
k
Ap Jesi frnd Her eK Ko Miley.
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.
.
Srf Mai Hi AZAB Q Bhugton?
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