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Ik masjid ki deewar pay likha tha: agar
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Ik masjid ki deewar pay likha tha: agar app gunha kar k thak chuky hain tu ander aiay. Neechy lipistick say likha hoa tha< Agar nahi thaky tu samny >>  |
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( 2 )
It is said that inzamam don`t understand
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| It is said that inzamam don`t understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismil >> |
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( 5 )
khidki se dekha Tu Raste Pe Koi Nahi Tha
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khidki se dekha Tu Raste Pe Koi Nahi Tha,
khidki se dekha Tu Raste Pe Koi Nahi Tha,
Raste Pe Ja Kar Dekha Tu Khidhki Pe Koi Nahi Tha.
fuki >> |
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( 6 )
Sardar ki BV ne aadhay ghantay baad fone
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Sardar ki BV ne aadhay ghantay baad fone band kia to sardar ne pocha.
ki hoya kon c fone tay?
BV pata nahi ji. tusi shaki bot ho. koi wrong numb >> |
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( 8 )
tum ne kabhi kabab khaya hai???aray haan
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| tum ne kabhi kabab khaya hai???aray haan kabab to bhans k gosht se banty hai na???or gosht to bakri ka bhi acha hota hia, par machli ka to bohat hi ma >> |
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( 9 )
i love you
i love you
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i love you
i love you
i love you
dont be excited i love other alphabet as well like u-v-w-x-y-z
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( 10 )
ba adab ba mulahiza hoshiar ,paglon ke s
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| ba adab ba mulahiza hoshiar ,paglon ke shahnsha,pakistan ke bewaqoofon ke sartaj,noor e chasham, tajdare pakistan,..... sms recieve ker rahay hain >> |
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( 11 )
thapar mane par naraz wife se shohar bol
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| thapar mane par naraz wife se shohar bola adami ussi ko marta hai jis se piyar karta hai .wife ne husband ko 2 thapar maray aur boli ke aap kiya samaj >> |
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( 13 )
Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile,
y
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Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile,
ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,
SMS karne ke koshesh mat karna MERE dost,
maloom nahi wahan MOBILE mile na mile >> |
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( 14 )
Har Asiq de data hai aapna Dil,
Hasino
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Har Asiq de data hai aapna Dil,
Hasino ki Aadaye hoti hain aayse Katil,
Har pal aap ko Sms kare yahi chahe mera Dil..
Par Gabrata hon najane kitna >> |
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( 15 )
abhi abhi dozakh say sms aya ha kay jitn
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| abhi abhi dozakh say sms aya ha kay jitnay marzi guna karo kayoon kay dozkh main jagha nai ha ham khud dewaroon par bethay howay hain >> |
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( 16 )
marne par hame jannat mile
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| marne par hame jannat mile na mile, ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile SMS karne me kasar mat kar mere dost pata nahi upar jakar network mile n >> |
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( 17 )
Dil hai to Pyar hai, pyar h
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| Dil hai to Pyar hai, pyar hai to muhabat hai, muhabat hai to ishq hai, ishq hai to derd hai, derd hai to PANADOL hai na.... >> |
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( 18 )
choti choti baaton pe naraa
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| choti choti baaton pe naraaz naheen ho jaya karte...dil ki baaton ko zubaan pe naheen laya karte....jab koi aankh se aankh meelae tu meel >> |
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( 19 )
Evolution of
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Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1< >> |
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( 20 )
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", <
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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge
ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE" >> |
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( 21 )
Life ho to aisee, Monday ko
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| Life ho to aisee, Monday ko dosti, Tuesday ko pyaar, Wednesday ko shadi, Thursday ko baarat, Friday ko fighting, saturday ko Talak, Sunda >> |
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( 22 )
Arz Hai: U
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Arz Hai: Unki yaad me hum ne ro ro kar tub bhar diye! Aur vo itne bewafa nikle ki naha ke chal diye
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( 23 )
DIL mein rahenge SMS
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DIL mein rahenge SMS
size=1> bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda
mut Samajana, Hum tere >> |
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( 24 )
college ki life main kai ya
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college ki life main kai yaar milte hai,usme kuch kamine tho kuch dildar milte hai,
agar acche se padhai ki tho koi bante hai doctor >> |
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( 25 )
jab dekha unhone tirchi nig
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jab dekha unhone tirchi nighaho se tab ham madhosh ho gayee,,,,, par jab pata chala ki nazre hi tedi hai to ham behosh ho gaye.
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( 26 )
Jitne channel TV ke, utne n
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| Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre BV ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se, cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, >> |
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( 27 )
Mumtaj ki kabar ko dekh ke
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| Mumtaj ki kabar ko dekh ke har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai....Hum kis-kis ke liye Tajmahal banwayein???Hume to har ladki M >> |
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( 28 )
ek macher ki makhi say ho g
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ek macher ki makhi say ho gai shadi..
pahli hi raat start ho gai barbadi...
macher becharay ki kismat hi khoti thi..
makhi MOSPE >> |
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( 29 )
Arz kiya hai:
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Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehl >> |
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( 30 )
Jab aap hanstay hain to lag
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| Jab aap hanstay hain to lagta hai k insaan kabhi bandar thaa! Aray aap to naaraaz hee ho gaey... jab aap naraz hotay hain to lagta hai k >> |
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