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Apun Tera Dost

Dost Bolay
Apun Tera Dost



Dost Bolay To Bhai



Bhai Bolay To Munna Bhai



Munna Bhai Bolay To MBBS



MBBS B >>
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Ye Form Fill Karen:

Name:
Ye Form Fill Karen:



Name: ___



F/Name: ___



Caste: ___



Blood Group: ___



Age: >>
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Koi Ek Din Select Kar Len.

Koi Ek Din Select Kar Len.



1. Sunday

2. Monday

3. Tuesday

4. Wednesday

5. Thursday

6. Friday

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Boy: Whats your name?
Girl: Kyon
Boy: Whats your name?

Girl: Kyon Bataon? Main Tumhain Nahi Jaanti.



Boy: Na Batao. Main Tumhain Konsa Apni ACCORD Car main bitha >>
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Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko
Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...











Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-) >>
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Dil ki Tanhaai ko Aawaz bana lete hain.<
Dil ki Tanhaai ko Aawaz bana lete hain.





Dard Jab Hadd Se Guzarta Hai.





to

to

to
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Singing: Nusrat pe Khatam

Singing: Nusrat pe Khatam



Dada Giri: Sanjay pe Khatam



Style: Salman pe Khatam



Khoobsoorti Yaaqeenan Hum p >>
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Its a Real Story.

Kya Pya
Its a Real Story.



Kya Pyaar karna itna barra gunah hai?



1 Larka aur 1 Larki Ek doosry se bohat pyaar karte thy.

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Shadi k Dosre Din Beti apni maa Se:
Shadi k Dosre Din Beti apni maa Se:

Aj meri Unse Laraei Hogai,



Maa:

Beta Shadi me Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hen.


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1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi



K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo



Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon



To Wo Hearan >>
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Ek Swimmer to his friend: Mai paani k an
Ek Swimmer to his friend: Mai paani k andar ek ghanty tak reh skata hun.

Friend: Mai boht din tak Reh sakta hon.

Swimmer: Wo kese?
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Govt ne pehle
Oil k rates Barha d
Govt ne pehle

Oil k rates Barha diye, Phir

Aata. Phir

Chawal. Phir

Cheeni. Phir

Sabzi. Phir

Kuch na mila to >>
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poltry farm ky malik ne sub murghiyon se
poltry farm ky malik ne sub murghiyon se kahaagar tum sub kal subh tak 2 ,2 andy nahe diy tu me tum sub ko zibah kar donga.dosry din sub murghiyon ne >>
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Dear customer,

Ab Wapda l
Dear customer,



Ab Wapda laya naya package 5 ka 50, yani 5 minutes light kay istamaal par 50 minutes loadshedding bilkul Free ye offer l >>
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Woh Listen Listen Likhti Rahi
Ma
Woh Listen Listen Likhti Rahi

Main Lesson Lesson Pertha Raha

Woh Dream Dream Likhti Rahi

Main Drum Drum Partha Raha

Woh C >>
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Larki:
Hamara husn dekh kr ye log
Larki:

Hamara husn dekh kr ye log machaltay hain.

Ye larkay hamay dekh kr keechar me q phisaltay hain?

Larka:

Ye maana k L >>
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uss ne apni amma ko baghair makeup k dai
uss ne apni amma ko baghair makeup k daikh kar kaha



Alijan





Ae Khuda Mere Abu Salamat Rahen




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Sultan Rahi=
Öye bdmasha, meri ba
Sultan Rahi=

Öye bdmasha, meri bain da dupata wapis kr,



Mustufa Qureshi: chal o chl ni dyenda,

tu ki krein ga,


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Ma apko jadu sy kubsurt bna raha hon
Ma apko jadu sy kubsurt bna raha hon





Antar

Manter Choooo mantar













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LAZY BOY: Papa 1 glas pani de do,
LAZY BOY: Papa 1 glas pani de do,



Papa: Khud uth k p lo,



Boy: Plz de do na.!



Papa: Ab manga to thapar mar >>
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Hum fizaon k badalne ka intizar nhi kart
Hum fizaon k badalne ka intizar nhi karte



Andhiyon k rukne ka intizar nhi karte



Yad ati hai to sms kar dete hein hum
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sMs B Bohat Kamal Ki Cheez Ha. 20 Pagal
sMs B Bohat Kamal Ki Cheez Ha. 20 Pagalo Ko Karo. 10 Parhte Hi Nahi. 5 Delete Kar Dete Hain. 4 Ka Inbox Full Hota Ha. Bus 1 Hi PAGAL Pora Msg pahrta >>
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Aankhon hi Aankhon ne Aankhon hi Aankho
Aankhon hi Aankhon ne Aankhon hi Aankhon se Aankhon hi Aankhon me kaha.... AAiiiiii_Taaaaaaaaaa.... >>
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Speed say kaho

sohrab go
Speed say kaho



sohrab goth,ayesha manzil,laloo kahit,numaish,boltan,tower,keamari.



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.



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A humble request to all.
Pls apni
A humble request to all.

Pls apniZakat, Kherat, Sadqat or Qurbani ki khaalen







"WAPDA"






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uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta ai
uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe



pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga


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uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta ai
uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe

pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga

bacha masoomia >>
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Aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par phool d
Aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par phool daal raha hota he

Aur brabar men bhi aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par chawal daal raha hota he.

P >>
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Safed saari par jab tum laalbindi lagati
Safed saari par jab tum laalbindi lagati ho

khuda ki kasam ambulance nazar aati ho

farq sirf itna hai ke wo ghayal ko le jati hai

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ADMI NAAI SE MERI TERE NAAM WALI CUTTING
ADMI NAAI SE MERI TERE NAAM WALI CUTTING KAR DO.

NAAI USKI TIND KAR DETA HAI

ADMI GHUSSAY SE YE KYA KIYA HAI ???

NAAI MAIN KYA KA >>
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