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(1) Dil se Aap ka khayal jata nahi
Dil se Aap ka khayal jata nahi,
Aap k Siva koi yaad Aata nahi,
Hasrat hai k roz Aap ko daikhon-
Par wo BANDAR wala aap ko roz lat >> 
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(2) Dost hote nahe bhool jane k ly
Dost hote nahe bhool jane k lye,
Zindagi milti hai dost banane k lye,
Humse dosti rakho ge to itni khushi denge,
K waqt hi na mil >>
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(3) hanso
khelo
naac
hanso
khelo
naacho
gao
duniya ki parwa mat karo
kyun k
duniya janti hai k pagal aisi harkatein karte rehte h >>
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(4) Mobiles py ek virus aya hy
Mobiles py ek virus aya hy
agar 0420,0001 say koi call aye to attend mat karna warna
Insan ban jao ge karchi me 2 gadhay insan ban gai >>
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(5) Mentel hospital ke opretion th
Mentel hospital ke opretion thetor me
Opretion tyar
Saman mojod
Doctor mojod
Narsen mojod
Magar pagal
SMS p >>
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(6) Police constable to his son: <
Police constable to his son:
"tumhara result acha nahee aya.
Aaj say tumhara khelna aur t.v band!"
Son: yeh 50 rupay pakro aur >>
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(7) Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zaru
Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki
Apni khuahishon ko mat chupao
unhe zrurat hai barhane ki
Ab aur perfume mat lag >>
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(8) ? No call
No miss call<
? No call
No miss call
No Messages
No visit
No contact
I am worried 4 u
Kya zoo walay phir pakar key to nahi >>
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(9) GRAHAMBEL
found
GRAHAMBEL
found
telephone
EDISON
found
elctric bulb
MARCONI
found
radio
COLUMBUS
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(10) Attendence...
Pappu
Attendence...
Pappu
Yes sir
Bablu
Yes sir
Tinku
Yes sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
U >>
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(11) Can u think k
"2+5=11"<
Can u think k
"2+5=11"
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thora aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK le >>
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(12) Kaash khushion ki koi dukan ho
Kaash khushion ki koi dukan hoti.Hamein bhi uski koi pehchan hoti.Bhar dete aapke daman ko khushion se chahe uski kimat hamari jaan hi kyun na hoti:- >>
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(13) Lafz ap do,Geet hum banayenge
Lafz ap do,Geet hum banayenge , Manzil ap pao , Rasta hum banayenge , Khush ap raho, khushiya hum dilayenge,Ap bas dost bane raho , Dosti hum Nibhayen >>
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(14) Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se
Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
B >>
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(15) Movie titles related to eng st
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
c >>
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(16) Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Ha
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum >>
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(17) koi chez be-wafai se barh ker
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo >>
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(18) Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor >>
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(19) Baap:
Itne kum marks..?
Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar >>
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(20) 3 sardar after exam
1st
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Sh >>
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(21) Kash koi “exam result” ka insu
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance >>
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(22) Bubbli ne ghar se bhag k shadi
Bubbli ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki
5 din bad Bubbli rote hove waps aagae
Major Rohail:Ab kyu aai ho?
Bubbli:
Papa wo BMW ka >>
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(23) Lub pe aati hai dua bun k tama
Lub pe aati hai dua bun k tamanna meri
Sim band hojaey Allah kare teri
Dunya main mere Sms se ujala hojaey
>>
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(24) 1American,
1Chi
1American,
1Chinese,
Or
1Pakistani Chand Per Gaye.
3no ne Neche Dekha To Zameen Per 1Lambi >>
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(25) Girl:Papa 1 Larka bar bar I LU
Girl:Papa 1 Larka bar bar I LUV U bolta hai
kiya karun?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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(26) Boy drinking wine and said
Boy drinking wine and said
Tum kon ho?
.
Girl Frnd:
Pagal ho gya hy kya?
Apni girl frnd ko bhol gya?
.
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(27) Sara ne babblu ko devar k pich
Sara ne babblu ko devar k piche dekha tu pucha:
"Tum Babblu ho"
Babblu: Han mei babblu hun
Sara ne babblu ko darakht ke p >>
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(28) tez hawa ka jhonka aaya,
tez hawa ka jhonka aaya,
saath main teri khusbu laya,
tab mere dil main khayal aya,
aaj bhi m >>
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(29) ae zalim palat kar to dekh,
ae zalim palat kar to dekh,
tamana hum bhi rakhte hain
agar tum makeup karti ho
to shave >>
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(30) kadam kadam pe hawa ki simat k
kadam kadam pe hawa ki simat ka
dhayan rakhna,
muskil waqt main bhi dosti to ko yaad
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