Boss Jokes Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Boss nokrani se: tujh men beg

Boss nokrani se:
tujh men begam se ziada maza he.

Nokrani: lekn sahab ji is mehal ke sare nokar kehte hen k tujhse begam men ziada maza he.

(2) Boss: Why Do You Want Time Off

Boss:
Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week?

Employee:
To Get Married

Boss:
What Stupid Woman Would Marry You?

Employee:
Your Daughter!

(3) Boss(Gusy Se): Ye Tum Itne Cho

Boss(Gusy Se):
Ye Tum Itne Chote Chote Kapre Q Phnti Ho

Secretary:
Kya Krun Itni Salry Me Itne Hi Chote Kpre Atey Hen
Boss

(4) HEIGHT OF SHARP MIND Intrviewr

HEIGHT OF SHARP MIND

Intrviewr Said:
I Shall Either Ask U 10 Easy Questn
Or One Difficult Questn.
Think Well Before U Make Up Ur Mind

Boy Said:
My Choice Is 1 Difficult Questn

Intrviewr:
Ok Tell Me This
"What Comes First,
Day Or Nite"

The Boy Thought 4 A While
N Said:
Its Day Sir

Intrviewr Asked:
How?

Boy Replied:
Sorry Sir,
U Promised Me That
U Will Not Ask A Second Questn!

He Was Selctd 4 Job!

(5) It has been shown as proof pos

It has been shown as proof positive that carefully prepared chocolate is as healthful a food as it is pleasant; that it is nourishing and easily digested... that it is above all helpful to people who must do a great deal of mental work.
Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

(6) Height Of Kush Fehmi.. A Man M

Height Of Kush Fehmi..

A Man Marrying His Own Secretary
Thinking That She Will Still Follow
His Orders As Before...!!

(7) 2 Men Talking In Marriage Cere

2 Men Talking In Marriage Ceremony

1st:
Abhi Kal Ki Baat Hy,
Ye Larki Meri Godi Me Khelti Thi.

2nd:
Aap Larki Waale Ho?

1st:
Nhi, Mai BOSS Ho Iska... ;->

(8) To Motivate His Sales Team The

To Motivate His Sales Team
The Manager Put Fwd An Incentive:
The One With The Highest Sales Will Get A Blowjob.
Employees:
Who Will Give It?
Manager:
The One With The Lowest Sales.

(9) Factory Ka Mazdur Boss Se: "Si

Factory Ka Mazdur Boss Se:
"Sir Mere Ghar 18wan Bacha Peda Hua Hai
Meri Sallery Ziada Kr Do
Boss:
Yar Meri Gal Sun,
Main Apni Factory Chlawan Ya Teri???

(10) A Beautiful Girl Puts Her Fing

A Beautiful Girl Puts Her Finger
On The Hotel Managers Lips
Manager Kisses Each Finger
Girl:
Now Tell Your Boss
There Is No Tissue Paper In The Toilet:-P