(6) first friend: yar aaj main nay
first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya

2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?

ist friend: yaar bill >>
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(7) aik foji train main ja raha th
aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha

police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan >>
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(8) aik police walay ka beta exam
aik police walay ka beta exam main fial ho gaya to us nay us ko bula kay dantant shuru kar diya

uska beta bola: yeh lo 50 ropay aur mamala yah >>
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(9) hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii >>
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(10) ( 3 )
. ‘ 12 ‘ .

( 3 )

. ‘ 12 ‘ .

9 !/ 3

‘ . 6 .

. ‘ 12 ‘ .



9 !/ 3



‘ . 6 . ‘







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(11) ( 3 )
. ‘ 12 ‘ .

( 3 )

. ‘ 12 ‘ .

9 !/ 3

‘ . 6 .

. ‘ 12 ‘ .



9 !/ 3



‘ . 6 . ‘







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(12) BUSH:
Humary pass

BUSH:

Humary pass

Britny

Julie Robert

Anjelina Joli

sab ha!

Tumre pass

kya hay?

MANMOHN SINGH: >>
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(13) ;;YAD RAKHO TO DIL K QAREEB HA
;;YAD RAKHO TO DIL K QAREEB HAIN HAM ;;;SSSSS;;



BOL JAHO TO FASLAY HAZAR HAIN;; >>
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(14) Hellow Friends
How r u
Hellow Friends

How r u i hope u will

Be Fine Listen 2 me Carefully

I like Friends Would u like Friendshp

With me.

S >>
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(15) hai kisi mai dam jo roke mere
hai kisi mai dam jo roke mere sms ka bum

03213646716 >>
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(16) Assalam-u-allekum,mera nam sye
Assalam-u-allekum,mera nam syeda yasmeen anjum he. Meri aap sab se eik request he plz plz plz ye num muje bohat tang ker rahe hen inhen sudharen or sa >>
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(17) im at the police station.The

im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so >>
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(18) I"m @ the police station now b
I"m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine

sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin

me 4 taking the piss >>
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(19) Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein, Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein, Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein, Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake... Es Saal k Sare >>
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(20) hereby place u under arrest 4
hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 -

distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex

appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedr >>
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(21) 3 chezian hyn, jin ke wja se i
3 chezian hyn, jin ke wja se insan "JANAT" mey dakhil nai ho sakta. 1: "SHIRK" krny wala 2: "SALAM" mey pehal na krny wala 3: "CYCLE" pe mohr lagane w >>
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(22) Crash courses for general cate
Crash courses for general category. Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS. Shoe polich diploma after MBA. Sweaper degree after engineering. Contact: UPA >>
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(23) Crash courses for general cate
Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe polich diploma after MBA.
Sweaper degree after engineering.
Contact: >>
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(24) 3 chezian hyn, jin ke wja se i
3 chezian hyn, jin ke wja se insan "JANAT" mey dakhil nai ho sakta.

1: "SHIRK" krny wala

2: "SALAM" mey pehal na krny wala

3: "CYCLE" pe mohr >>
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(25) Girl to Mom: "Is it true that
Girl to Mom: "Is it true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P---S?" Mom: "Yes" Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mo >>
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(26) i hereby place u under arrest
i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom
>>
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(27) im at the police station.The p
im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hu >>
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(28) I'm @ the police station now b
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
>>
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(29) Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake...
Es Saal >>
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(30) i hereby place u under arrest
i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bed >>
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