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Posted on : [21/09/2008]
Posted by : Alijan
Mobile # :03143073165
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im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
Posted on : [21/09/2008]
Posted by : Alijan
Mobile # :03143073165
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I"m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine
sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin
me 4 taking the piss
Posted on : [21/09/2008]
Posted by : Alijan
Mobile # :03143073165
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Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein, Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein, Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein, Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake... Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke. *NAYA SAAL MUBARAK
Posted on : [21/09/2008]
Posted by : Alijan
Mobile # :03143073165
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hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 -
distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex
appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom
Posted on : [21/09/2008]
Posted by : Alijan
Mobile # :03143073165
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3 chezian hyn, jin ke wja se insan "JANAT" mey dakhil nai ho sakta. 1: "SHIRK" krny wala 2: "SALAM" mey pehal na krny wala 3: "CYCLE" pe mohr lagane wala
Posted on : [21/09/2008]
Posted by : Alijan
Mobile # :03143073165
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Crash courses for general category. Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS. Shoe polich diploma after MBA. Sweaper degree after engineering. Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.
Posted on : [21/09/2008]
Posted by : Alijan
Mobile # :03143073165
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Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe polich diploma after MBA.
Sweaper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.
Posted on : [03/09/2008]
Posted by : abu bakar
Mobile # :923143071133
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3 chezian hyn, jin ke wja se insan "JANAT" mey dakhil nai ho sakta.
1: "SHIRK" krny wala
2: "SALAM" mey pehal na krny wala
3: "CYCLE" pe mohr lagane wala
Posted on : [03/09/2008]
Posted by : abu bakar
Mobile # :923143071133
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asdlkj a
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asdlf a
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asdlkja
asldfj
asdjklfl
aslkdfja\ askdjflkasj aksdjfklasjdf alskdjfalsdfjl sk faskljdflak asdkfjakllasdjf aslkdjf askdjfasdfjk alksdjfaslkdaskldfjlkdas klaskdjaskljdf aksdjfaslkdfjaskldfj sakdjf askldjasl dsd f asdklf askldf as.
Posted on : [24/03/2008]
Posted by :pakistan
Mobile # :03455408982
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Girl to Mom: "Is it true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P---S?" Mom: "Yes" Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth"
Posted on : [10/09/2007]
Posted by :bilal
Mobile # :03002646693
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i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom
Posted on : [23/08/2007]
Posted by : sadia
Mobile # :03344723177
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im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
Posted on : [23/08/2007]
Posted by : sadia
Mobile # :03344723177
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I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
Posted on : [23/08/2007]
Posted by : sadia
Mobile # :03344723177
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Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake...
Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK
Posted on : [02/05/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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