Punjabi Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Teacher: Batao k chooza and

Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai?



















Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni..

Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich warya kinj?

(2) Do ruhan di ajab kahani,

Do ruhan di ajab kahani,



Dil vich peer te naini paani.



Muk gayian aasan muk gayian sadhran,



Nahi mukdi par jind marjani,



Badalea mausam,



badalian ruttan,



Na badali par yaad purani.



Kinj kattange eh umara da Birha,



Je na millea ruhh da haani.

(3) par tu sohni ban ke na dikh

par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,

sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C

Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!

Je Saadi Nahin c Tu ho Sakna ,

Kaahnu Pyaar Enna Fer Payeya c

Je Inj hi Rulaana c VaRNee ,

Kahano Saanu Fer Tu hasaya c

(4) aik sardar chalty train par

aik sardar chalty train par chur gia

logo nay bohat tareef ke

sardar g kiya baat ha apkee

Sardar nay kaha salu chup karo jino charan aya se o tay stattion tay he rah gya wa

(5) aik pathan dosray pathan say a

aik pathan dosray pathan say agar tum fail ho gaye to kya kro gay ??
pathan:KaRNa kya hai mochi ban jaon ga
dost:agar pas ho gaye to kya kro gay
pathan:phir hum inshallah apna tandooor kholay ga

(6) Munder te a k beh

Munder te a k behnde san

Tere awan da kahnde san

Sano bohat ruwaya aye

Tere sher de kanwan ne

(7) Pholaan naal gula

Pholaan naal gulabaan da ki tuk bnda?

Chapal naal jurabaan da

ki tuk bnda?

A hi soch ke main sara paper khali chadd aia,

k sawalaan nal jawabaan da ki tuk bnda?

(8) Unhone humein aaz

Unhone humein aazmakar dekh liya,

Ik dhokha humne bhi kha kar dekh liya.

Kya hua hum huye jo udaas,

Unhone to apna dil behla kr dekh liya.

(9) Khubsurat ta koi

Khubsurat ta koi nahi hunda,

khubsurat ta sirf khayal hunda.

Shakal surat di ta koi gal nahi hundi,

bas dil mileya da sawal hunda.

(10) Do ruhan di ajab

Do ruhan di ajab kahani,

Dil vich peer te naini paani.

Muk gayian aasan muk gayian sadhran,

Nahi mukdi par jind marjani,

Badalea mausam,

badalian ruttan,

Na badali par yaad purani.

Kinj kattange eh umara da Birha,

Je na millea ruhh da haani.