| Alijan kis you ,,,kkk,,,,
Teacher:Y u r late
Kid:Coz my glasses broke
Teacher:How
Kid:I was kissing my g/f
Teacher:How glasses can break while kissing
Kid:She suddenly closed her legs:)
03143073165 |
| Posted on : [03/11/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03068482574
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| If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe
Alijan |
| Posted on : [04/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money
I'm a kisser, i kiss people for money, but you are my friend
I ll KISS YOU FOR FREE |
| Posted on : [04/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| a sweet &loving person like u
needs no message....
,,0*0,,
JUST A
;;"_ _";;
KISS!
;( * ):
_>_.<_
Alijan |
| Posted on : [04/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| "Where should one use perfume?"
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"
I said |
| Posted on : [04/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Dear customer! your kiss balance is getting low!! Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now! u have
2 free kiss, and 3minutes hug will be expired on 1st jenuary |
| Posted on : [04/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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i Want A Kiss
plz Kiss Me
jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
foran Karo
jaldi Karo Na
k
i
s
s
u Know Kiss
means
k-koi
i-intresting
s-sms
s-send Karo
so
kiss Me!!
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| Posted on : [26/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| What Is A Kiss???
In View Of………..
(1)geometry…
“kiss Is The Shortest Distance Between 2 Lips!”
(2)economics…
“kiss Is That Thing For Which Demand Is Always Higher Than Supply!”
(3)physics…
Kiss Is The Process Of Charging A Human Body!”
(4)computer…
“kiss Is Like A Lan, In Which 2 Bodies Are Connected Without Any Data Cable!”
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| Posted on : [26/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| wat is life??
life is love
wat is love ??
love is kissin
wat is kissin ??
come 2 me i ll show u......love u jaan |
| Posted on : [26/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| (O,,,o /),/)
( " ; " ) ( " ; " )
(,,)--(,,)(,,)--(,,)
U"n me forever..
and ever and ever
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| Posted on : [26/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| ,¤, ¤,,
('v') <' )
(( )) (( ))
>-*-*----**--
"1 kaAm karun?"
¤ , ¤,
( '<<' )
(( )) (( ))
>*-*---**--
"h0nt paR"
"I kiSs You" |
| Posted on : [26/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| The Fluffy Cloud May Kiss The Sky,
The Rose May Kiss The Butterfly,
The Morning Due May Kiss The Grass But
You My Friend May Kiss My Lips!! |
| Posted on : [25/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Will you love me in December as you do in May,Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?When my hair has all turned gray,Will you kiss me then and say,That you love me in December as you do in May?"
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| Posted on : [25/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Benefits Of Kissing :
Changes Taste,
Burns Calories,
Lips Never Go Dry,
Relieves Stress,
Makes Face Muscles Strong,
So Keep Kissing…
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| Posted on : [25/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| A Kiss is a :
Noun:It is common & proper.
Pronoun:"She" stands for it.
Verb:It is active & passive:
Adverb:Makes an explanation.
Conjunction:It brings together & connects.
Intergetion:It shows a sudden strong feeling.
Proposition:It has an object. |
| Posted on : [25/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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| what kisses mean
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!
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| Posted on : [25/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| My lips want to kiss you;
My lips want to kiss you;
my eyes want to see you,
My hands want to touch you;
every part of me wants you,
Maybe bcoz. I was made just for you!!
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| Posted on : [25/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| smile make flowers alive
smile make flowers alive
sing make birds alive
open urs eyes make sun alive
hum make statue alive
keep urs lips on my heart
…to make me alive |
| Posted on : [25/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk.
"That’s fine," said the girl. "I’ll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old man standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."
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| Posted on : [23/09/2008] |
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Posted by :abu baker durrani
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| if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, If friendship is life I will give u mine
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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