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| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Nipple, Nipple don’t b far,
let me press u in my car,
up above the chest so high,
always milky never dry,
let me suck u don’t feel shy, in the bra u’ll die.
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| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| If you assume you may make an ASS out of U and ME, but if you don't assume, nothing gets done |
| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Feelin bored? Think of me.
Feelin sad? Call me.
Feelin lonely? See me.
Feelin horny? Use ur hand & njoy d art of messaging me. |
| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Q: What's the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet n tight in the beginning but become tasteless n shapeless later.
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| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Confucious say Man have more hair on chest than woman - but on the (w)hole woman have more |
| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| What's common between the sun & women's underwear?
a) Both are hot
b) Both look better while going down
c) Both disappear by night |
| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| DY knw hw bad I wnt yr hot bod 2b touching myn !
Bb , bb lA OTF bb , bb i wnt mor bb , bb i wnt sx bb , bb snd M a txt
F I Z U had a btifl bod bb wud U hld it against M?
Cn I mak yr bd rk ?
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| 4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega |
| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home |
| Posted on : [01/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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main chat pe khara tha.ik larki i pehle usne dupata otara.
fir kamiz,
fir bra,
fir shalwaar,
fir
fir
fir
fir kya jis taar pe kapre dale the khali ho gai.hehehe!!!
frm:03327408767
frm:03024903662 |
| Posted on : [30/04/2007] |
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Posted by : M.Wasi ZAM
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Mobile # :03226943764
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SOCHA THA HAR MOOR PAR AAPKA INTZAAR KAREINGE,
PAR
PAR
PAR
PAR
KAMBAKHT SARAK HI SEEDHI NIKLI!!!!!
FRM:03327408767
FRM:03024903662
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| Posted on : [30/04/2007] |
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Posted by : M.Wasi ZAM
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Mobile # :03226943764
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PROPOSE KARNE KA NAYA STYLE!!!
CHAND KO TOOR DONGA,
SURAJ KO PHOOR DONGA,
TU IK BAAR HAAN KARDE BAS,
PEHLE WALI KO CHOOR DONGA!!!!
FRM:03327408767
FRM:03024903662
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| Posted on : [30/04/2007] |
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Posted by : M.Wasi ZAM
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Mobile # :03226943764
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BIWI:MAIN MAR JAONGI?
SHOHAR:MAIN B MAR JAONGA?
BIWI:TUM Q MARNA CHAHTE HO?
SHOHAR:Q K MAIN ITNI KHUSHI BARDASHT NHI KAR SAKTA.
FRM:03327408767
FRM:03024903662 |
| Posted on : [30/04/2007] |
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Posted by : M.Wasi ZAM
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Mobile # :03226943764
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| Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born ? -- |
| Posted on : [24/04/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| ye sulagta hua jism,
ye kap-kapate hue hoont,
ye thar-tharate hue ung,
ye lad-khadati hui awaz,
mujhe pehle hi pata tha ye nishanyaan maleria ki hain!
frm:03024903662
frm:03327408767 |
| Posted on : [08/04/2007] |
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Posted by : M.Wasi ZAM
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Mobile # :03226943764
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| ager dam he tu is sawal ka jawab haan ya na main de kar btao:kyaa aapko pagalpan k dore padhna band ho gay hain?
frm:03024903662
frm:03327408767 |
| Posted on : [08/04/2007] |
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Posted by : M.Wasi ZAM
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Mobile # :03226943764
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| jis mehfil main khare ho jay,
wahaan hrithik bhi jhukta he,
kaho na pyaar he,
kya moonh dukhta he?
frm:03024903662
frm:03327408767 |
| Posted on : [08/04/2007] |
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Posted by : M.Wasi ZAM
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Mobile # :03226943764
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| taza hawa ka jhunka aya,
khushbo teri saath laya,
phir mere dil main khayal aya,
k lagta he k aaj b tu nhi nahaya.
frm:03024903662
frm:03327408767 |
| Posted on : [08/04/2007] |
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Posted by : M.Wasi ZAM
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Mobile # :03226943764
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| u r my sweet sona,
i don't want u khona,
i want a place in ur heart's kona,
otherwise i'll start rona.
frm:03024903662
frm:03327408767 |
| Posted on : [08/04/2007] |
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Posted by : M.Wasi ZAM
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Mobile # :03226943764
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| He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO
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| Posted on : [28/03/2007] |
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Posted by :Atif Hassan
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Mobile # :0333-7729890
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