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| He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO
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| Posted on : [28/03/2007] |
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Posted by :Atif Hassan
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Mobile # :0333-7729890
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| BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY |
| Posted on : [28/03/2007] |
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Posted by :Atif Hassan
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Mobile # :0333-7729890
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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me. |
| Posted on : [26/03/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
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| Posted on : [26/03/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!! |
| Posted on : [26/03/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai... |
| Posted on : [26/03/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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Mandir mein jap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon
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| Posted on : [26/03/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
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| Posted on : [26/03/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
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| Posted on : [26/03/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
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| Posted on : [26/03/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai... |
| Posted on : [26/03/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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| you r my sweet sona,
i don't want u khona,
i want a place in ur heart's kona,
otherwise i will start rona.
from03024903662
from03327408767 |
| Posted on : [23/03/2007] |
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Posted by : M.Wasi ZAM
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Mobile # :03226943764
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| sa re ga ma pa da ni sa re tak din dina din dha
ma pa ni sa ni sa re sa re ga ma pa.....
**(((BOOM)))**
MUBARKAN !!!...
tusi hun merasi ho gay.
from:03024903662 |
| Posted on : [27/02/2007] |
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Posted by :m.Wasi ZAM
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Mobile # :03226943764
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| ''A'' ki biwi''B''
''B'' ki bhabhi''C''
''C'' ki beti''V''
''V'' ka dada''G''
''G'' ki biwi''K''
''K'' ki beti''T''
to batao''A''aur''T''ka kya rishta hy |
| Posted on : [04/02/2007] |
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Posted by : Shoaib
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Mobile # :03216909553
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| Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free. |
| Posted on : [29/01/2007] |
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Posted by : Mohammad Mateen Anwe
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Mobile # :03335150187
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| He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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| Posted on : [28/01/2007] |
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Posted by : Mohammad Mateen Anwe
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Mobile # :03335150187
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| Aik Khusray nay VIAGRA Khali, Andar say Awaz Ayee " Itla an Arz hay kay aap kay system main matlooba sahoolat mojood nahi" ?????? |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Saif Aziz
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Mobile # :0300-7261775
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| sardar g apni sister k sath kahin ja rahe thhay k kisi larkay ne awaz d oye mashooq ko le kr kidar ja rahe ho???sardar g ne ghusa se chilatay hua jowab diya oye oye mashooq ho gi teri meri to behan he :) |
| Posted on : [17/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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| A husband was stung by a bee on his pines and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is. |
| Posted on : [15/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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| It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life |
| Posted on : [15/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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| BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY};- |
| Posted on : [15/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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