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| Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write
for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long
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| Posted on : [28/07/2007] |
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Posted by :HAROON
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Mobile # :03469183727
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| One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our
Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure,
Give me ur Telephone No
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| Posted on : [28/07/2007] |
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Posted by :HAROON
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Mobile # :03469183727
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| MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath
saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha
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| Posted on : [28/07/2007] |
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Posted by :HAROON
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Mobile # :03469183727
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| Sardar ji tuwannu kaddi kisay naal pyar nai hoya?
yar hoya tay hai lekin O mandi hi nai
bus ena kendi ae "I LOVE U"
pata nai ullu da patha "U" kon hai
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| Posted on : [28/07/2007] |
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Posted by :HAROON
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Mobile # :03469183727
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| sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi
mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay .....
friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay,
doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay
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| Posted on : [28/07/2007] |
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Posted by :HAROON
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Mobile # :03469183727
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| Laloo bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he...
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..
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| Posted on : [28/07/2007] |
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Posted by :HAROON
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Mobile # :03469183727
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| Taj Mahel Ko Dekh kar Bola Shah Jahan Ka PotaAaj Hamara Bhi Bank Balance Hota, Agar Dada Diwana Na Hua Hota |
| Posted on : [28/07/2007] |
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Posted by :Rehman Ali Butt
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Mobile # :o3466140540
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| meri jholii main chand sikey daal do.mere khuwaboon k elawah mera ASASA kia hy..?
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| Posted on : [27/07/2007] |
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Posted by : sanshah
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Mobile # :03453135811
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| zindagi ki rahoon main chahtoon k muqadar main kyou imtehaan zarori hy.kal bhi maan akela tha aj bhi FAQAAT durii hy.
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| Posted on : [27/07/2007] |
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Posted by : sanshah
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Mobile # :03453135811
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| Dil ker raha hai, ke aaj tum ko ,akele main le ja ker, tum ko apne honton se aik, k..ki,,,kis,,,,kissssssss krun tumhare lips per
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| Posted on : [24/07/2007] |
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Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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Mobile # :03467797753
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| Salam. How are you ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ |
| Posted on : [20/07/2007] |
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Posted by :asif
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Mobile # :03326322623
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jab koi shakhs rooth jata hay
aadmi toot phoot jata hay
achanak koi ata hay zindgi mien
aa k sab kuchh loot jata hay.
{meri ik dost k naam jo mujhko chhor k chali gai} |
| Posted on : [19/07/2007] |
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Posted by : Mansoor
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Mobile # :03217746475
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| sa re ga ma pa da ni sa re tak din dina din dha ma pa ni sa ni sa re sa re ga ma pa..... **(((BOOM)))** MUBARKAN !!!... tusi hun merasi ho gay |
| Posted on : [13/07/2007] |
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Posted by : mahmood bhatti
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Mobile # :03336956350
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| kia haal hai my dear abdullah whereru atthistimecall meat mynumber03017394879 |
| Posted on : [13/07/2007] |
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Posted by : mahmood bhatti
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Mobile # :03336956350
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| HELLO YASIR BHAI HOW R U ,I M MAHMOOD BHATTI FROM ARIFWALA ,I HOPE U HAVE RECOGNISED ME .BEFORE THIS E MAIL , I WROTE MANY MAILS TO U IN PUNJABI.NOW I M WRITING IN ENGLISH ..CHLO IK FIQRA PUNJABI WHICH KEH DAINNA K,TUSEE BUHT WADIA(CHANGAY) O.I SEND MANY E MAILS TO U IN ENGLISH ALSO,BUT U DONOT RED THEM,CHLO KOI BAAT NAHIN..MERI TRAF SE SARI TEAM KO SALAM AND ALLAH HAFIZ.
MAHMOOD BHATTI FROM ARIFWALA |
| Posted on : [11/07/2007] |
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Posted by : mahmood bhatti
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Mobile # :03336956350
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Friends Are like "Priya Gold Biscuit" Haq Se maango..
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More..
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai.. |
| Posted on : [10/07/2007] |
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Posted by :vicky
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Mobile # :03216024867
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| GIRLS ARE LIKE AN INTERNET VIRUS,
THEY ENTER YOUR LIFE,
SCAN YOUR POCKETS,
TRANSFER YOUR MONEY,
EDIT YOUR MIND,
DOWNLOAD THEIR PROBLEMS,
DELETE YOUR SMILE AND HANG YOU FOREVER.
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| Posted on : [10/07/2007] |
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Posted by :vicky
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Mobile # :03216024867
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| kisi ne kaha phool se k mujh ko bata tu aj tak kyun khilta raha,
tu ne tu di sab ko khushbo tujh ko kya milta raha?
phool ne muskara ker kaha abhi tu nadan ha,
jiwan k sachay pyar se abhi tu anjan ha,
daine k badle kuch lena ,wo tu ek karobar ha
jo de ker bhi kuch na mange wohi sacha pyar ha. |
| Posted on : [10/07/2007] |
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Posted by :vicky
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Mobile # :03216024867
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| A special world for you and me
A special bond one cannot see
It wraps us up in its cocoon
And holds us fiercely in its womb.
Its fingers spread like fine spun gold
Gently nestling us to the fold
Like silken thread it holds us fast
Bonds like this are meant to last.
And though at times a thread may break
A new one forms in its wake
To bind us closer and keep us strong |
| Posted on : [31/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Stars r seen 2gether, yet they r so far apart, True friends may not meet everyday but remember they r always linked heart 2 heart. Good Morning |
| Posted on : [31/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Savera kya hua, Sitaron ko bhool gaye, suraj kya aya, chand ko bhool gye. Gujre kya pal hamare SMS ke bina, aap hume SMS karna bhool gye.... Good Morning dostBy |
| Posted on : [31/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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