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| AApki chal morni jaisi,
aawaj koyal jaisa,
dimag lomdi jaisa,
gussa sher jaisa,
ankhen hirn jaisi,.....
Kitana achchha hota
agar 2-3 qualities insano wali bhi hoti to....! |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
r u handsome ?
r u good looking ?
r u trained ?
r u hardworking ?
looking for a job ?
then.................
apply now;
we need the services of a ~BEAR~ for the zoo |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| aik khuaab
aik khayal
aik haqeeqat ho tum
dosti main perhney wali her zaroorat ho tum
jesay roz aik SMS ker ne ko dil kare
aray yaar ajeeb museebat ho tum |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Warning, cell phones cause radiations which results in brain damage, but u r safe, it only affects people with brain. How lucky u r, no brain, no tension |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| I want to kill the
SWEETEST,
SMARTEST,
CHARMING,
ATTRACTIVE &
GOOD LOOKING Person on earth,
but then I thought my friend ....
SUCIDE is a crime. |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| just go to hell
yes you
u only !
because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| sirf tumhare liye chand tare chode doon, honda city, mercedes, bmw sari dolat chode doon itna kafi ha ya do chaar aur chode doon |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Musharraf sahab ko india par attack ke liye 500 bandro ki zaroorat hai,499 phonch chukay hai is liye message padhkar foran niklo |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE U
I LOVE Uttappa
more than 'DOSA' To kab khila rahe ho |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful Talk
Charming stud
I'm still The same
hw r u?...wts up |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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| Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi! ...... |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Suno kahana hoo .....................
Jaha ho wahi rahna ..................
3-4 gahntte tak bahar nahi niklana ..........
Tumaharee jan ko khatra hai ..........
Bahir Bandar pakerne wale phir rahe hain |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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| u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 youn |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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| When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition.. |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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| What wiil you be doing on the weekend?
I want someone to look after my dog |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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| SHIT
s4 smart
h4 handsome
i4 intelligent
t4 tallented
i think u r a big shi |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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| Some time my heart ask me, why i like U? why i want 2 see U? why i remember U? why i lov U? why u make me lov? then my heart simply gives me ans, coz i lov cartoons |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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| How to kill mosqiuito?
1. Catch it alive.
2. Tie its legs.
3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach.
4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth...
n pour a spoon of poison.....
Mission Accomplished |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Today is an international day for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done.... |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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