(1) 03313778467
1 Truck Dos
03313778467

1 Truck Dosry Ko Khench K Le Ja Raha Tha Ye Dekh K 1 Sardar Zor Zor Se Hasney Laga Or Zamin Pe Lotpot Ho Gaya Or Bola Ek Rasi Ko Ut >>
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(2) 03313778467
Sardar On P
03313778467

Sardar On Phone : Maa Khushkabri Hai Maa: Bol Beta Sardar: Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye Maa : Mubarak Ho ,Beta Hua Ya Beti? Sardar: Meri Biwi >>
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(3) 03313778467
Police Man:
03313778467

Police Man: Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights Kaam Nahi Kar Rahi, Woh Bandh Hai. Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao! Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar Rah >>
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(4) 03313778467
Sardar Frie
03313778467

Sardar Friend Se: Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga. Friend: Kyon? Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai. Friend: To Kya Hua?? S >>
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(5) 03313778467
Sardar: Yaa
03313778467

Sardar: Yaar Uth Zalzala Araha Hai Saara Ghar Hill Raha Hai...! Pathan: Oh Yaara Soja! Ghar Giray Ga To Makaan Maalik Ka Hum To Kir >>
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(6) 03313778467
Police: Tum
03313778467

Police: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!! Police: Kyon Hans Rahe Ho? Sardar: Main To Subah 8 Baje Uthta Hu >>
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(7) 03313778467
A Sardar As
03313778467

A Sardar Asked His Friend "Kya Tumhare Underwear Main Suraakh Hai?" Friend Replied:No Sardar Said: To Phir Taangain Kahan Sey Dalta >>
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(8) Sardar : Sitting on The Top of
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….



When a person asked what he was doing….



He replied… Oye!! Hig >>
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(9) Teacher: “I killed a person” c
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.



Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail >>
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(10) Sardar ko gali mein para 100 k
Sardar ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila

jis pe likha tha



“EID MUBARAK”



Sardar ne idher udher dekha,

chup >>
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(11) Sardar ne patahan ki beti ka r
Sardar ne patahan ki beti ka resta manga phatahn ne usy bhot mara mar khany k bad sardar ne kpry jhary or bola khan shb kia min enkar smjhon. >>
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(12) Aik sardar bachpan se heiraan
Aik sardar bachpan se heiraan pareshaan rehta tah....Pocho kion...... yeh soch ker k meri behn k do bhai phir mera aik kaise . >>
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(13) A Sardar and wife waiting 4 TR
A Sardar and wife waiting 4 TRAIN, itne me "PUNJAB MAIL" aayi.Sardar bag k train me chada or wife se bola "jab PUNJAB FEMALE aye to aa jana!!! >>
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(14) INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r
INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room and all doors and windows r closed.How can u Escape if d room got FIRE? SaRDAR: simple..Stop Imagining >>
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(15) Shayari by sardar:- khidki se
Shayari by sardar:- khidki se dekha to road pr koi nai tha..Khidki se dekha to road pr koi nai tha..Road pe jake dekha to khidki me koi nai tha :-) >>
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(16) Friend to sardar: yaar tu aaj
Friend to sardar: yaar tu aaj to doctor ke pas jane wala tha kya huva?.. sardar replies- aaj meri tabiyat theek nahi hai kal jaoonga... >>
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(17) Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certif
Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour se Dekh raha tha.

Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?

Sardar Bola, Expiry >>
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(18) Wife: Darling today is our ann
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. >>
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(19) Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya K
Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?

SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?

Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do >>
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(20) 1 Sardar: Yar jab main chota t
1 Sardar: Yar jab main chota tha tab main 5 Mannzlia Building se gira tha.

2 Sardar: Yar tu mar gya tha ya bach gya tha.



1 Sarda >>
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(21) Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi
Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai" .... Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi >>
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(22) Sardar g ko invitation mila k
Sardar g ko invitation mila k aap ne party mein red tie pehan k ana hai.

Sardar g party puhnchy to dekha

K

K

K

Logo >>
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(23) Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole

tha,

kisine pucha,umbrella me hole

kyu?

Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk

jayegi to pata kaise >>
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(24) Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa
Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha,

Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha:

Are u relaxing?

Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh!< >>
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(25) college wali:
masale da
college wali:

masale dar



office wali:

narum narum



muhale wali:

garma garam



aap kya s >>
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(26) A girl sitting in examination
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji

Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..

Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair >>
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(27) Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

“Me sick, no work”

Boss SMS back:

“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”

2 hours later sardar >>
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(28) SwEeT. . ROcKS. . . 0346..260
SwEeT. . ROcKS. . . 0346..2602773





SwEeT. . ROcKS. . . 0346..2602773 >>
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(29) Aik sardar apni shadi kay baar
Aik sardar apni shadi kay baaray main paraishan tha.



Kisi nay aakar poocha kay kiun praishan ho.



To us nay jawab dia kay >>
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(30) The difference between scienti
The difference between scientific theory and reality

is like the difference between

reading the menu and eating dinner. >>
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