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| Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said
"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI"
Alijan_us@yahoo.com |
| Posted on : [06/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
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Alijan_us@yahoo.com |
| Posted on : [06/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single".
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single".
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married" |
| Posted on : [23/09/2008] |
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Posted by :abu baker durrani
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Mobile # :03214040104
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| Sardar g ko invitation mila k aap ne party mein red tie pehan k ana hai.
Sardar g party puhnchy to dekha
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Logon ne pant shirt bhi pehni hoie hai.
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| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Sardar:yar meri biwi pani say bohat darti hai.
Friend:kaisay pata chala?
Sardar:yar kal mai ghar pohncha to woh bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath baithi thi... |
| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Sardar: kal menu 9 admian ne kutia.
Pandit: fer tu kuj nai kita.
Sardar: main kia himat ha te kaly kaly ao.
Pandit: fer.
Sardar: fer ki sarian na wari wari kutia |
| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to uasy rokne k lye kya krna chahye?.
sardar: uski dump e girah laga do phans jae ga.
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| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Sardar: aapaan te roti roz kukar nal khaee dee a!
Dost: es mehngaee vich keevain?
Sardar: ek burkee aap khaee dee a te ek kukar noo pai dee a! |
| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name |
| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| 1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee
aur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kon
tu dosri taraf se awaz aii may bool raha hoo
tu sardar jii ne bola k kamal ho gaya dono taraf se mayhi bool raha hoo |
| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Sardar told his son:
‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘
Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti
Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
Hi aulad hai‘‘…… |
| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Passenger-Tumne mere jeb me hath kyu dala
Santa-Muje Machis chahiye thi
Pasen-Tum mujhse mang sakte the
Santa-Me ajnabi se bat nhi karta.
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| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Sardar Building Se Gira...
Doctor Said: He is Dead.
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said:
Main Zinda Hoon.
Sardars Wife:
Tu Peya Reh Tenu Doctor Nalo Bohta Pata Aae..! |
| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
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| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| santaji: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai:
santaji: main heater le aato hoon
lekin agar aapko phir bhi thand lagti hai to kya karte hai
santaji: to main heater on kar leta hoon..... |
| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| 10 Sardars & a girl were hanging below a helicopter on a rsq rope.Pilot: one must leave bcoz of overload.Girl: i'll sacrifice.All sardars started clapping |
| Posted on : [12/09/2008] |
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Posted by : M Arshad
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Mobile # :00923214428152
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| judg 2 sardar kia mujay wo jaga dikha skty hay jahan ap ki bevi say raap kia gya, sardar ny apni bevi ki sari uper uthai underwear nechy kia or bola my lord yahan. haaaaaaaaa..... |
| Posted on : [06/09/2008] |
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Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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Mobile # :03214040104
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| Tumhen udaas Dekh ker,,
kisi k Rang kho Gae..
kahin pe chand Bhujh Gya,,
kahin Sitaray so Gae..
kahin pe Barishon ki Rutt,,
Ghazb ki piyas Ban Gai..
Koi Bahar Rooth Kar,,
Sarapa.e.Aas Ban Gai..
Kisi k Mosmon ko Yun,,
Azaab Mat Diya karo..
Udaas mat Hua karo,,
Udaas mat Hua karo..! |
| Posted on : [03/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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| Ajeeb lagti hai sham kabhi kabhi
Zindagi lagti hai bejaan kabhi kabhi
Samjh Aaye tou humen bhi batana
Ke kyun karti hain yaden pareshan kabhi kabhi |
| Posted on : [03/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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| Nazre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane... |
| Posted on : [03/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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| Sardar : May I Come In Sir?
Interviewer : Wait Please...
Sardar : 75 Kg Sir!!! |
| Posted on : [03/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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