Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being >>

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Sardarji: Doctor, I have a pain in my ey

Sardarji: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye, whenever I drink tea.

Doctor: Take the spoon out the cup before you drink. >>

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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &

says – What a shit ?

“I read the whole book, too many character, no story

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1 Sardar doosre sardar se ” das zara dun

1 Sardar doosre sardar se ” das zara duniya da mushkil tareen kam ki ay ” ?? 2nd sardar” helmet paa k chummi lena! >>

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Sale sardar sy sardar je panch so rupy t

Sale sardar sy sardar je panch so rupy to do kl don ge sardar pndra so lie lo abhi de do. >>

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Sardar ko DRIP Lagi
Thi
Jb

Sardar ko DRIP Lagi

Thi

Jb DRIP Khtm Hony

Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne

Bhai Sy Kaha

"Jao Sister Ko Bula

Lao"

W >>

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Mariz:Mere oper wali darrh ko keera kha

Mariz:Mere oper wali darrh ko keera kha rha he

Sardar Dr. ne neche wali daarh nikal di

Mariz: Janab oper wali ko kha rha >>

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1 srdar ji khali katori mein roti dubo k

1 srdar ji khali katori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha

Waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe hain?

Srdrji: Me maths ka teacher hu, Mene >>

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Sardar & Pathan:

Olympic

Sardar & Pathan:

Olympic ke Race Dekh Rahy Thy

Pathan: Yah Kya Ho Raha Hai

Sardar: 1st Aany Waly Ko Pric >>

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Interviewer:What is your birth date?

Interviewer:What is your birth date?

Sardar:13th October.

Interviewer: Which year?

Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !! >>

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Sardar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hond

Sardar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj aey din na vekna painda...

Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?

Sar >>

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Srdar got new job:
1st day he spe

Srdar got new job:

1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:

Boss was happy & asked what he did?

Srdar replied: Keybord te ABC agy p >>

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Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyu

Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?

sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch >>

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Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?

Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar >>

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Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se g

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho

to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?

Pathan: Us ki >>

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Train station pe ruki aik admi ne sath b

Train station pe ruki aik admi ne sath bethe sardar se poocha konsa station hai sardar ne bahar dekha or kuch dair bad bola lagta hai railway station >>

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