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TEACHER NE AK BACHE KI MOM KO LIKHA BACH
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TEACHER NE AK BACHE KI MOM KO LIKHA BACHE KO NEHLA K BHEJA KAREN,
MOM NE NOTE PARHNE K BAAD LIKHA BACHE KO PARHAYA KAREN SOONGHA NA KAREN..! >>  |
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( 2 )
*FULL**CONFIDNCE**
TEACHER=IF U T
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*FULL**CONFIDNCE**
TEACHER=IF U TELL ME WHERE IS ALLAAH I,LL REWARD U 100 RUPEZ.
STUDENT=BUT I,WILL GIVE U MILLIONS IF U TELL M WHERE AL >> |
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( 3 )
Teri nigah jis ko dhondti hai,
<
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Teri nigah jis ko dhondti hai,
Dua hai meri wo tujh ko ho,
Tum jitna us ko chahte ho,
Wo autna tere ho, >> |
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( 5 )
“SHAGIRD ka SHIKWA”
Yun fail jo krna
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“SHAGIRD ka SHIKWA”
Yun fail jo krna tha, pehley he bta detey
Hm sari kitabon ko cholhey mn jala detey
Koshish to baht ki thi, nakam huey aak >> |
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( 6 )
DASTAN E STUDENT!!!
Yoon
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DASTAN E STUDENT!!!
Yoon fail jo karna tha, pehlay hi bata daitay.
Hum saari kitabon ko choolhay main jala daitay.
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( 7 )
Student lif
Memories
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Student lif
Memories
One Side LOVE
Silent Mode
Mobiles
Bus Stand
Comedies
> |
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( 8 )
hi how r u? I am from PAkistan . I m ver
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| hi how r u? I am from PAkistan . I m very sexy cute boy.i want 2 very sexy sms & sexual conversation with hot girls age between 18 to 28.plz callme an >> |
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( 9 )
Gulaab Chehre Pay Muskurahat
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Gulaab Chehre Pay Muskurahat
Chamakti Aankhon Main Shokh Jazbay
Jo Hansti To Aise Lagta K Jaise Chandni Pighal Rahi Ho> |
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( 15 )
Student pakistan ka smaya hy student ko
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| Student pakistan ka smaya hy student ko chiy k wo pakistan ke kdmt kry or os ke trqe k liy ahm krdar ada kry pakistan ko students ke zrorat hy is vja >> |
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( 16 )
Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se
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Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rabse shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhela nahi jata dusar >> |
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( 17 )
Zong ADD remix:
Yaar aik baat tu
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Zong ADD remix:
Yaar aik baat tu batain?
yeh yaad ker ker k paper dena zaroori hay kya?
aur iss say hota hi kya hay?
thora >> |
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( 18 )
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
g
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Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 s >> |
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( 19 )
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chan
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EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek >> |
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( 20 )
It takes 15 trees to
produce the
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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cau >> |
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( 21 )
A student grabbed a coin,
Flippe
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the >> |
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( 22 )
Exams are like Girl friends
- Too
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Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always >> |
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( 23 )
Xams are there,
at the paper u st
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Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
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( 24 )
Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino m
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Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to mo >> |
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( 25 )
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujh
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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher >> |
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( 26 )
Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2
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Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dek >> |
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( 27 )
Maza tu aab aye ga,
Pocket guide
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Maza tu aab aye ga,
Pocket guide k sath!
Ji haan aab pure k pure notes k sath,
Net weight sirf 12grm,
itnay main tu Pharra >> |
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( 28 )
An engineering student to his sweeper br
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
S >> |
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( 29 )
papers ki roti notes ka achar
tub
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papers ki roti notes ka achar
tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar
teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams >> |
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( 30 )
Students martay nahi, zinda dafnaye jate
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| Students martay nahi, zinda dafnaye jate hain, har 5 mahino me tarpaye jate hen, kafan khol kay dekho, to wo kabar me b paper aur assignment likhte hu >> |
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