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| Alijan
Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!! |
| Posted on : [13/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Alijan kkk
When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl. |
| Posted on : [13/10/2008] |
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| The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
Can I sell you?
Alijan_us@yahoo.com |
| Posted on : [06/10/2008] |
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| The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fool's Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment
Alijan_us@yahoo.com |
| Posted on : [06/10/2008] |
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| Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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| Posted on : [06/10/2008] |
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| Sky is in Blue Colour Like "You"
Moon in White Colour Like "Me"
But Our "SON" is Red Colur
"Sorry Spelling Mistake"
Our "SUN" is in Red Colur like Red Rose...
April Foolllllll...
Alijan_us@yahoo.com |
| Posted on : [06/10/2008] |
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| Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
Alijan_us@yahoo.com |
| Posted on : [06/10/2008] |
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| Fill a manila envelope with shaving cream. Slide the open, top end of the envelope under the closed bedroom door. tHEN Stomp on the body of the envelope as hard as you can. The shaving cream bomb will cover everything in the room.
Alijan_us@yahoo.com |
| Posted on : [06/10/2008] |
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| I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you...
I love you the most.
I love you the best.
I love you a lot..
Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.
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| Posted on : [25/09/2008] |
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| Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?" |
| Posted on : [25/09/2008] |
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| Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R. |
| Posted on : [25/09/2008] |
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| Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study.. |
| Posted on : [25/09/2008] |
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| U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
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U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS |
| Posted on : [25/09/2008] |
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| When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL |
| Posted on : [25/09/2008] |
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| All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this |
| Posted on : [25/09/2008] |
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| Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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| Bas!!
Mujhse aur nahi hoga…
Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??
Maine apko kiya na!!!
Chalo ab ap karo…
Karo na…
I’m excited….
Karo na…
SMS |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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| Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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| If u don't mind
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss......
kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon...... |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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| Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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| I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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