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(1) Ek Pathan PCO shop pr gaya.
Ek Pathan PCO shop pr gaya.
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Or
Punjabi Operator ko
Zordar
2
Thappar lagaye
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(2) Pathan & Punjaban n Bus!
Pathan & Punjaban n Bus!
Pathan: Miss apke apple mujse touch ho rahe hain.
Punjaban: Apple mare ha apko kia taklif hai?
Pathan: H >>
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(3) Pathan & Punjaban n Bus!
Pathan & Punjaban n Bus!
Pathan: Miss apke apple mujse touch ho rahe hain.
Punjaban: Apple mare ha apko kia taklif hai?
Pathan: H >>
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(4) Ak phatan cheelky sameet kela
Ak phatan cheelky sameet kela kha rha tha kis ne kha k cheelky sameet kun kha rhy ho to phatan bola cheelka utarne sy kia hota hy mujhy pta hy k andr >>
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(5) sweet lips 03462602773
sweet lips 03462602773
sweet lips 03462602773 >>
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(6) SwEeT. . ROcKS. . . 0346..260
SwEeT. . ROcKS. . . 0346..2602773
SwEeT. . ROcKS. . . 0346..2602773 >>
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(7) Teacher to pathan: AGARBATTI k
Teacher to pathan: AGARBATTI ka jumla banao.
Pathan: AGAR BATTI chali jaye to andhera ho jata hai… >>
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(8) MR.BEAN Went To Guinness Book
MR.BEAN Went To Guinness Book Office To
Check If He Is Still The Bigges
Comedian On Earth Or Not,
But He Came Out Angrily Shoutin >>
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(9) In A A/C Exam Every 1 Was Writ
In A A/C Exam Every 1 Was Writing But Pathan Was Continuously Dancing!
Why?
Bcoz
Someone Told Him Dat There Is Marks 4 Every Step >>
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(10) Pathan Drivs In To 1-Way &
Pathan Drivs In To 1-Way &
Cros NO ENTRY Board
Police: No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?
Pathan: Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Pos >>
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(11) 1 pathan dozkh se nikla,chupke
1 pathan dozkh se nikla,chupke se janat me dakhil ho gia.Frishtay ne bohat mara.
Pathan
Oh bhai tmko nae pata hm dozakh sirf Gul khan ko >>
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(12) Pathan Was Smoking Hukkah Wid
Pathan Was Smoking Hukkah Wid A 2 Meter Long Pipe.
His Frnd Asked , Y R U Using Such A Long Pipe???
He Replied ,
Dr. Has Advised >>
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(13) Pathan sees a sign: Watch for
Pathan sees a sign: Watch for fallen rocks.
He collects rocks all along and says at the toll plaza, here are ur fallen rocks, now where’s my wa >>
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(14) Pathan 100 k note pe likha num
Pathan 100 k note pe likha number dial kar raha tha.
2nd pathan: ye tum kya kar rahe ho?
1st pathan: main dekh raha tha k quaid-e-azam t >>
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(15) Pahtan-
Aaj mera roza t
Pahtan-
Aaj mera roza toot gya
.
Major Rohail-
Who kese?
.
Pathan-
Hum ne aaj ghalti se
Purane >>
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(16) Pathan ne apni bhabi ko Qatal
Pathan ne apni bhabi ko Qatal kar di
Police: kyun ki?
Pathan: mere dost ke pass Cakk Aai Wo Hans Hans k Baat kar rha ta. mein ne >>
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(17) 2 dost (Pathan & Punjabi) Safa
2 dost (Pathan & Punjabi) Safar Par Ja Rahy Thy Rasty Mai Raat Hogai,
Woh TENT Laga k So gaye.
.
RAAT ko Pathan ki Aankh Khuli Us >>
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(18) ..Rocks. sweet.0346.2602773
..Rocks. sweet.0346.2602773
..Rocks. sweet.0346.2602773 >>
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(19) Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne P
Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?
Ricksha Wala: 50
Pathan: 20 Lelo
Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le K >>
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(20) Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne P
Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?
Ricksha Wala: 50
Pathan: 20 Lelo
Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le K >>
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(21) Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne C
Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,
Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:
Chor ko Kah >>
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(22) Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...
Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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K >>
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(23) # Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaa
# Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:
Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...
>>
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(24) # Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaa
# Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:
Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...
>>
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(25) 5 Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKis
5 Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHika lAga rEhay tHay,
eK adMi nE pOcha kYa kAr rEhay ho ?
PHaTaNoN >>
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(26) Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job L
Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:
PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡ya
SawaL Tha?
Subse Mashoor Network K >>
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(27) Ek pathan ne new car li
Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!
pathan bola full ka >>
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(28) 1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Ru
1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
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. "Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note Pocke >>
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(29) Ek chor pathan ka mobile le ka
Ek chor pathan ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.
Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm hanas rahe ho,
Pathan: bagne do charger tu mere >>
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(30) Pathan ji aap ko logon ne kyon
Pathan ji aap ko logon ne kyon mara?
pathan: arey yaar meri photo bus main gir gayi thi.
main ne kaha madam zara sari opar kijiye photo >>
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