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| hanso
khelo
naacho
gao
duniya ki parwa mat karo
kyun k
duniya janti hai k pagal aisi harkatein karte rehte hain. |
| Posted on : [16/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Dilkash
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Mobile # :03223283600
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| pathan: apni bevi se "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
bevi: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
pathan: "Keh Day NA"
bevi: "Nahi Na"
pathan: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi" |
| Posted on : [04/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| A pathan saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
pathan: B.Com final year"
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| Posted on : [04/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Ek american ek pathan se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper pathan bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai |
| Posted on : [04/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| pathan ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? pathan " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai |
| Posted on : [04/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| pathan to pathan yar kal mera juma rah gia
2 pathan:
wo kasy
1 pathan:
yar molvi na bola apna mobile band kar lo ma apna moble ghar bool aaya tha jb wpis aaya to juma ho chuka tha |
| Posted on : [04/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Pathan: main tumharay liay sb kuch chor don ga….!!
Gal: ami abu…….?? Pathan: yes……..Gal: khana peena….?? Pathan: Yes…..Gal: apnay frndz…..?? Pathan: Yes……. Gal: Naswaar………??? Pathan: baji chalti phirti nazar aao…….SH
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| Posted on : [23/09/2008] |
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Posted by : hussain
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Mobile # :0333-7151446
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| 3 Boy Scouts, A Lawyer, A Old Age Pathan & A Pilot R in A Plane Tht?s Abt To Crash
The Pilot Says: We Only Have 3 Parachutes.
Lets Give To The 3 Boy Scouts.
They R Young & Have Thier Whole Lives Infront Of Them
The Lawyer Says: Fuck The Boy Scouts. .
Pathan Asks: Do We Have Time. . ? ;->
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| A pathan said to his frnd: ?mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay? Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai?.
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.
Logon Ne Pucha, kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bhen K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Bhai: Baji parda karo,
Aage mahajiro ka mohaLLa hai..
Kuch der baad..!
Behen: Bhai ab tum parda karo,
Aage pathanoo ka mohaLLa hai?. ;-> |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Aik Pathan AdMi SamAndAr Me Dob GayA,
Is Ne DUA ki YA ALLAH Mujhe NikAL De
Me Teri Rah Me Aik ChAwAL Ki Degh Don Ga,
To Aik LEHAR ne Isko BahAr NikAL DiyA,
Is Ne BahAr a kAr KahA: KON SI DEGH?
ForAn 1 LEHAR Aai Or Isko WAPIS le Gai,
TO is ne Kaha: YA ALLAH meNe TO ye PUCHA
thA KON si Deg MITHEE ya NAMKIN ;->
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Pathan petrol pump gya,
wahan usne aik board pe likha dekha
?Dont Use mobile here?
Pathan ny mobile nikala
or har dost ko phone kar k kaha
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Ek sheep me phattan safar ker rahe ti .rasti me sheep harab hogai.sub ne sucha ab kia kare.ek ne bola dakka lagati he ,jab dakka lagani neche utter gai to sab k sub doob gai |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| bacha ke bete ne apne maa se kaha.ke aaj dad ne mujhe kiss nahi kiya. mom:yu ne table nahi sunaya hoga. beta:yu nukranee kon see maths expert hai |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| 1 pathan doosre pathan se ” das zara duniya da mushkil tareen kam ki ay ” ?? 2nd sardar” helmet paa k chummi lena |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Pathan going with his sister, Some shouts • A drunk pathan fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: “pathan ji ki hoya?” He said”pata nahin main v hune aya haan”!!! |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| bacha ke bete ne apne maa se kaha.ke aaj dad ne mujhe kiss nahi kiya.
mom:yu ne table nahi sunaya hoga.
beta:yu nukranee kon see maths expert hai. |
| Posted on : [13/07/2008] |
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Posted by :naqeebullah
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Mobile # :0826613279
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| Ek sheep me phattan safar ker rahe ti .rasti me sheep harab hogai.sub ne sucha ab kia kare.ek ne bola dakka lagati he ,jab dakka lagani neche utter gai to sab k sub doob gai. |
| Posted on : [14/06/2008] |
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Posted by :Sirajjadoon(topi:swabi)
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Mobile # :03453064838
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| Pathan petrol pump gya,
wahan usne aik board pe likha dekha
“Dont Use mobile here”
Pathan ny mobile nikala
or har dost ko phone kar k kaha
“Dont Call Me Now |
| Posted on : [12/06/2008] |
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Posted by : D A Bhai
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Mobile # :00923017394879
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Ek pathan ne apni “HAIR DRESSER” Ki dukan 2nd floor pe shift ki
aur neechey board lagaya k
“Neechay ke baal kaatne ki dukan upar hai”. |
| Posted on : [06/06/2008] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :03214131058
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