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1 pathan ny jalti hue building sy 6 logo
1 pathan ny jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala!but phir bhi logo ny usy boht mara

Q???





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Larki ek baba gi say:dua karain meri sha
Larki ek baba gi say:dua karain meri shaadi kisi samajhdar larkay say ho jaye

baba ji:Ghar chali ja bachi...

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AIK SHEHER MAI AIK LARKA THA JO SCHOOL M
AIK SHEHER MAI AIK LARKA THA JO SCHOOL MAI 9TH MAI PHARTA THA, WO KISI LARKI SE BOHAT PYR KARTA THA 8TH SE, AIK DIL CLASS MAI OSNE KOI CHEEZ PHENK K D >>
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"Love is like a long
sweet dream
"Love is like a long

sweet dream"





AND





"Marriage is an alarm clock"



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If a Boy gives a "LOVE LETTER" to a "GIR
If a Boy gives a "LOVE LETTER" to a "GIRL"

People call him,





"LOFFER"



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TERROR JOKE -
What will happen
TERROR JOKE -

What will happen

if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?

TSUNAMI will be created

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Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitc
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen

and he is eating the cake I made.



Banta: Whom should I call now,

Police or Am >>
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2 men were searching for their lost wife
2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.

Banta: What does your wife look like?

Santa: She is 5′7″, 36-24-36 s >>
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A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does
A ship was sinking.

Captain: Does any one know how to pray?

A priest comes forward and says he can pray.

Captain: Ok priest, you >>
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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?



Ans:

Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR

&

Private secret >>
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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

But I can’t send you all of them,

It will take a lot of time,

So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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God thought that since
he couldn’
God thought that since

he couldn’t b everywhere

he made a mother.



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Cricket is getting excited day by day wi
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…



Same rules should be applied in Examz!



(1) Exa >>
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u r…
A B C D E F G H I J K L
u r…

A B C D E F G H I J K L



A=Aachhe



B=Briliant



C=Cool



D=Dashing



E= >>
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Foreign Country Daughter:

Foreign Country Daughter:



Dad! I got married Yesterday Evening. I forgot to inform you.



Daddy: Its ok my child.

B >>
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Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short.
Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short.



Barber: How short you would like to?



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"I hear that you drop some money in Stoc
"I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?" "Neither, just a plain simple ass." >>
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devil met me & they wanted to kill
devil met me & they wanted to kill

the world's intelligent person.

i gave them your address.





see.

How I fo >>
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what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
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Who said English is easy??

Who said English is easy??



Fill in the blank with YES or No...

1. ___I dont have brain..

2. ___I dont have sense...
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Principal 2 Students:

U
Principal 2 Students:



U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.



Students:



Impossible Sir!


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Motivational Thought
In 1980 IDBI
Motivational Thought

In 1980 IDBI bank rejected loan 4 ambani.in 2008 Mukhaish Ambani was planing 2 buy IDBI bank.

this shows nothing is >>
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enj
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: why three?



Husband: 1 for you and two f >>
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Sweet raho CADBURY ki Tarah;

Sweet raho CADBURY ki Tarah;



Fresh raho CLOSEUP ki tarah;



BEAUTIFUL raho Fair&Lovely ki tarah;



Tension fr >>
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posted in Cool/Decent SMS, Friendship SM
posted in Cool/Decent SMS, Friendship SMS



One day Friendship & Love met one-another.

One day Friendship & Love met one-another. >>
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posted in Friendship SMS



I wana keep 3 things

I wanna keep3 things: . .

The SUN

The MOON

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My frien >>
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Friendship is a network that needs:
Friendship is a network that needs:

no recharge!

no roaming!

no validity!

no activation!

no signal problems!

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Friendship is a network that needs:
Friendship is a network that needs:

no recharge!

no roaming!

no validity!

no activation!

no signal problems!

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posted in Friendship SMS, Love SMS
posted in Friendship SMS, Love SMS



This is a message

This is a message

from a

friend to a

friend for a
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posted in Friendship SMS, Love SMS



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