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(1) salam 2 all...
anybody
salam 2 all...
anybody wanna sharing sms with me?
SwEeT. .rOcKs. .0346.2602773.. >> 
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(2) SwEeT. .rOcKs. .0346.2602773..
SwEeT. .rOcKs. .0346.2602773..
eml..ROCKS_BALOCH@YAHOO.COM >>
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(3) Height Of Honesty ...
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Height Of Honesty ...
"Sitting In Examination Hall
Opening d Chit ...
Memorizing d Answers
...n
Then Writing Withou >>
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(4) A Fantastic Question
Wi
A Fantastic Question
With Meaningful Answer
Define
"BIRTHDAY... ?"
...
The Day In Your
Life ...
"When >>
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(5) My Heart’s Like an open Book,<
My Heart’s Like an open Book,
it Depends on how u Read Me.
Don”t judge Me by My Cover..
Look in and Discover..
I m True Fr >>
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(6) My Heart’s Like an open Book,<
My Heart’s Like an open Book,
it Depends on how u Read Me.
Don”t judge Me by My Cover..
Look in and Discover..
I m True Fr >>
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(7) When GOD takes away
som
When GOD takes away
something from your hand,
dont think He’s punishing u…
he is merely emptying ur hand,
for u 2 receive >>
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(8) Difference between Husband & g
Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!! >>
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(9) Teacher: Tomorrow there will b
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Wh >>
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(10) I just feel u….
Wheneve
I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….>
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(11) Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,
Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baith >>
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(12) Wife: yesterday-night I saw a
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the b >>
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(13) Importance of thumb…
Ch
Importance of thumb…
Children use it 4 chewing
Illiterate people use it 4 sign
Winners 4 victory
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AND
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(14) READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU D
READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
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(15) 2 friends,
“see” & “saw
2 friends,
“see” & “saw”:
1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea >>
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(16) Fact about women:
They
Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
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(17) Difference between Friend & Wi
Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U >>
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(18) Smile to old means Respect
Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
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(19) World’s smallest resignation l
World’s smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I love Ur wife.
Thank you >>
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(20) Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
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(21) Cutest Proposal –
A Boy
Cutest Proposal –
A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home.
&
Asks ,
“Do U Belive In Love At First Sight
Or
S >>
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(22) Height Of Illiteracy:
Y
Height Of Illiteracy:
You Take A Blade
And
Write Your Lover’s Name On Your Arm.
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And
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(23) “Interesting Confusions”
“Interesting Confusions”
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sl >>
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(24) The best quote of advertisment
The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour :
“Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here,
She >>
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(25) Meri ZINDGI ko 1 TAMASHA bana
Meri ZINDGI ko 1 TAMASHA bana dia USNE,
Bhari MEHFIL men TANHA bitha dia USNE
Aisi kia thi NAFRAT us ko is masoom DIL se
Khushian >>
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(26) Do you Like me as I am??
Do you Like me as I am??
Or do I haVe to
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(27) Ultimate insult..
I Iov
Ultimate insult..
I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!! :D’ >>
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(28) Style of break up:
Boy
Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
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(29) 03313778467
main khod k
03313778467
main khod ko bht tanha mehsoos kr raha hon...
FARAZ
koi hai jo mjhe apni grlfrnd ka number send karde.. >>
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(30) No me , no life
Know me
No me , no life
Know me, Know life
03313778467 >>
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