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(1) 03313778467
main khod k
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main khod ko bht tanha mehsoos kr raha hon...
FARAZ
koi hai jo mjhe apni grlfrnd ka number send karde.. >> 
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(2) No me , no life
Know me
No me , no life
Know me, Know life
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(3) 03313778467
–POEM–
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–POEM–
Zindagi Bari Udaas Hy
Mujhe Lagi Pyaas Hy
Mujhe Duniya
Se Na Koi
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(4) 03313778467
Mat Ro Zard
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Mat Ro Zardari Abhi Jan Baqi Hai
Lootnay K Liye To Pura Pakistan Baqi Hai,
Bibi Mar Gai To Kiya Hua,
Rang Rali >>
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(5) SwEeT. . ROcKS. . . 0346..260
SwEeT. . ROcKS. . . 0346..2602773
SwEeT. . ROcKS. . . 0346..2602773 >>
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(6) 03313778467
poetry from
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poetry from a frustrated poet
hooron ki malka phoolon ki shehzaadi
wah wah wah
hooron ki malka >>
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(7) 03313778467
Kaash tm wa
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Kaash tm waade nibha jate
kise surat dil mera behla jate
Age "cornetto"ke payse nhi the to kia howa Faraz
Khoy >>
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(8) 03313778467
Teacher stu
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Teacher student se: is sentence ko english main banao..
"Dear look at the Beautiful Girl"
Student: jani bachi dekh Qa >>
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(9) 03313778467
1 larka apn
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1 larka apni saas se: aapki beti mjhe khush nahi rkhti.
Saas:beta apne apne naseeb ki baat hai..
Yahan to har larka u >>
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(10) 03313778467
Ye sms abhi
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Ye sms abhi 4 friends ko send karo
Agr wo wapis tumko Sms karain to tum lena k..
Tum bi farigh tmhare dost bi >>
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(11) 03313778467
A memon Boy
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A memon Boy fell in love with a memon girl.
Girl: jb dad soo jaenge to main gali main 1 sikka phenkongi ,to tm foran apni ch >>
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(12) 03313778467
Kehten hain
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Kehten hain ishq main neend urr jati hai
kambakht humse bi koi ishq kare
Exam sir pe hain aur neend bht ati hai... >>
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(13) 03313778467
"Thought of
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"Thought of the day"
The world can not end in 2010
because my pepsi can expires in 2014
What an idea sir jee!! >>
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(14) 03313778467
School ki L
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School ki Life 10th tk
College ki life final year tk
Love ki life Shadi tk
But hamari >>
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(15) 03313778467
Memon ne FM
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Memon ne FM radio par call ki:
mjhe 1 wallet mila hai jis main credit card ATM card,15000 Rs,or id card hai , jispe >>
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(16) 03313778467
Taxi Driver
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Taxi Driver: sardar g Petrol khatam ho gaya hai,Taxi agey nahi ja skti
Sardar: ohhooo...!
Chal koi ga >>
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(17) 03313778467
Mere pairon
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Mere pairon se us waqt Zameen nikal gai
Faraz
jb usne kaha
I LOVE U
.
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(18) 03313778467
Larkiyon ne
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Larkiyon ne dia hai mjhe is had tak dhoka
Larkiyon ne dia hai mjhe is had tk dhoka
Ab koi Larki khud >>
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(19) 03313778467
45 Saal ka
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45 Saal ka admi larki dekhne gaya
Larki ki maa Behosh ho gai
Hosh aya
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(20) 03313778467
Arz kia hai
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Arz kia hai usey Karele na pasand they aur mjhe Bhindi
Wah wah wah
usey Karele na pasand they aur mjh >>
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(21) 03313778467
Class teach
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Class teacher ne students se"My Best Friend" pr 10 line likhne ko kaha
Thori dair baad 1 student ne uthkar poocha:>
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(22) 03313778467
If light go
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If light goes in America
they call at power house
In Japan,they test the fuse
But
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(23) 03313778467
Pyar main h
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Pyar main hissab kitab nahi krte k kia khoya kia paaya...
Gol gappay wala
aya Gol GApPay laya >>
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(24) 03313778467
Main mar bi
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Main mar bi jaon to usy khabar mat dena
DOST
Agr wo agaya to biryani kam par jayegi..
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(25) 03313778467
Pakistan me
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Pakistan mein
1 samandar
5 darya
9 dam
1843 nehren
65758 >>
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(26) 03313778467
Hum kise ki
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Hum kise ki dosti ke muntazir nahi hain Faraz
Jo hamen chor kar jayega woh Rikhsa hi chalayega.. >>
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(27) 03313778467
Wife: wo sa
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Wife: wo samne sharabi dekh raho ho, maine 10 saal pehle usse shadi ke lie inkaar kia tha aur wo aajtk pee raha hai
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(28) 03313778467
Philosophy
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Philosophy of Boys
Flirt with fool girls
Frndshp with beautiful girls
Contact with ric >>
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(29) 03313778467
Wife: Sirf
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Wife: Sirf mere lie hi q pan le rahe ho?apne lie bi lelo
Husband:Main bina pan khaye bi chup reh skta hon >>
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(30) 03313778467
Saas Bahu s
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Saas Bahu se:
Khuda ne tmhe 2 ankhen di hain Chawal se pathar nahi nikal sktin kia??
Baho:
Khuda ne aa >>
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