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| What is Globalization?
Answer is Diana's Death.
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend in a German car driven by a Dutch driver crashes in a French tunnel while being chased by Italian press reporters on Japanese bikes, treated by Portugese doctor with Brazilian medicine. This sms is written by a Pakistani on a finland phone smuggled by Afghanistan via Dubai.
This is called "Globalization"
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| Posted on : [12/11/2008] |
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Posted by : asim
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Mobile # :0334-3827376
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| What is Globalization?
Answer is Diana's Death.
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend in a German car driven by a Dutch driver crashes in a French tunnel while being chased by Italian press reporters on Japanese bikes, treated by Portugese doctor with Brazilian medicine. This sms is written by a Pakistani on a finland phone smuggled by Afghanistan via Dubai.
This is called "Globalization"
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| Posted on : [12/11/2008] |
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Posted by : asim
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Mobile # :0334-3827376
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| Alijan == kkk --
U NEED HEART
Ye dil apka hua
U NEED FRND
Mjse dosti kroge
U NEED JOY
Dhom mchaly dhom
U NEED HELP
Mai hun na
U NEED CASH
Hm ap k hain kaun?
03143073165 |
| Posted on : [03/11/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03068482574
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| Alijan === kkk===
m flower bt rose is u
I m star bt moon is u
I m stone bt diamond is u
I m sky bt sun is u
I m tree bt
03143073165 |
| Posted on : [03/11/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03068482574
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| As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,I asked the driver,"Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" "Well,it's a very common saying.Who will care so much about that?"the driver answered . "Look,the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped,"I pointed at the meter. "Oh.yes.You've got a point here,In this case,time is money for both of us,"added the driver. |
| Posted on : [13/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Alijan says
In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”
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| Posted on : [07/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| 1 sardar 2 another sardar;yaar kal tumhein bas mein thaper kyon para;sardar replied;yaar meri tasveer larki ke qadmon mein gir gye thi.mein ne kaha behn jee zara saari |
| Posted on : [04/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
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Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
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roses are red, violets are blue,
Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
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| Posted on : [04/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| 1- U r a nice person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.
tension hoi???
ab dosro ko do |
| Posted on : [04/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| A pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish.
Comes home and askks his wife to cookthe fish.
Wife says she can’t as there is no gas, no electricity,
no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in.
Man goes and puts the fish back in the river.
Fish comes up to the surface and shouts
“Pakistan Zindabad |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back! |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an Animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me-How r u?
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
2nf Man sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog. |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Do u want nokia n73
In
Rs.999/only
With free sim,
With 100 sms free.
750 ka free air time.
Then just log on to www.ghareeb bachay_k_ajeeb_sapny.com
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Funny Sms a true love stroy
once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day they kissed each other
hen dies of malaria
and mosquito dies of bird-flu
MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Once a husband and wife
were preparing to go office
and the wife thought
she would drive today for the office.
Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne
chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!
Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to
jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Teacher : Where does God live. Sunny : Teacher God lives in my bathroom. Teacher : How can you say that. Sunny : Because every morning when I am in the bathroom, my mother bangs the door and says "Oh god you are still in there |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Who‘s hot… Its U,
Who‘s
Charming… Its U,
Who‘s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who‘s
Intelligent… Its U,
Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U
Who‘s a liar.. Its me
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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