Wife Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Wife called her husband W

Wife called her husband

Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,

5000 to do my hair and

10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.

Do you want fish to cook?

(2) Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae

Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!

Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay

Police Station jao.

Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi

may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?

 

(3) After a Terrible Fight Wi

After a Terrible Fight

Wife:I want to hear a last word from ur mouth & after that I'll permanently go to my Mother's house...

Husband : "TAXI!"

(4) what is the mostDANGEROUS Alph

what is the mostDANGEROUS Alphpet?








W





bcoz all worries start with W



who?
why?
when?
which?
where?
War?
wine?
Women?






and most important











"WIFE"

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(6) 'wife tumnay mujay sh

'wife

tumnay mujay shadi say pahlay kio nahi

bataya k tumhari pehli hi rani naam ki wife hay ?

husmand

maine bataya to tha k mein tume rani ki tarah rakho gaa'

 

(7) Bivi khan se jo criket ka s

Bivi khan se jo criket ka shoqeen hy.kia tum ko hamari shadi ka din yaad hy?

khan.ha s din shahid afridi ne 3 wicket lye thy.

(8) Wife; agar main pakistan ki

Wife; agar main pakistan ki sb sy bari choti K2 pr charhny main kamyab ho jaon, to ap mujhy kia dain gy?

.

Husband : halka sa Dhaaakaaaa

(9) BiVi: Shadi K Shuru Mai Jb

BiVi: Shadi K Shuru Mai Jb Main Khana Paka K Lati thi AP Ziada Muje Khilate or

Khud Kum Khate Pr

Ab Aisa kion Nahi Krtey ?

Shahor: Kion keh Ab Tmhe Khana Pakana Aa Gya hai;)

(10) A man received d phone fr

A man received d phone

from emergency room of hospital



Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car

accident & I've bad n good news.

The bad news is,

She has lost both arms n legs n

will b on a respirator d rest of her life.



Man: 0h my God, whats the good

news?



Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... =P =D