Politics Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) I offer my opponents a bargain

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

(2) We dont want American Rental P

We dont want American Rental Power we want Electricity.

IN PAKISTAN electricity now Rs. 7 per unit nd it wil b increasing aftr every 2 months regardng 2 AMERICAN IMF Polices. IRAN is agree 2 give da elctricity on urgent base to PAKISTAN on very cheap rates (1.18 per unit) also CHINA ofers PAKISTAN 4 Flectricity just 300 rupes monthly bill& unlimited usage of electricity bt our govt. is not takng seriously.

Now dis is our time 2 show da govt. our strength. Spread dis msg as much as u can bcoz of this msg many people know about da truth of Govt.

Expensive Polices.Our Govt. is Corrupt. 0334-9136162

(3) bivi pay hakoomat karna koi ma

bivi pay hakoomat KaRNa koi mardangi naheen hai

mardangi to yeh hai kay bivi ko mar kay us pay hakooma ki jay

professor khapay ki katab

" haan main kutta hoon" say iktibas

(4) Any party which takes credit f

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be

surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.

-Dwight Morrow



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(5) On great public deman releasin

On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!

ââ.šÂ¬Ã….œThe RETURN of phoolan deviââ.šÂ¬Ã‚Â�,

Directed by Condi Rice,

Scripted in London &

Produced by GHQ.

Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),

Character Actor:Musharraf

Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.

Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,

Dancer: Sherry,

Music: MQM

&

Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

(6) Mankind will never see an end

Mankind will never see an end of trouble untilââ.šÂ¬Ã‚Â


lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,

or the holders of powerââ.šÂ¬Ã‚Â


become lovers of wisdom.

(7) Those who are too smart to en

Those who are too smart

to engage in politics

are punished by being GOVERNED

by those who are dumber.

(8) The more you read and observe

The more you read and

observe about this Politics thing,

you got to admit that each party

is worse than the other.



The one thatââ.šÂ¬Ã‚Â�s out always looks the best.



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(9) Government is like a baby. An

Gove
ment is like a baby.

An alimentary canal with

a big appetite at one end

and no sense of responsibility at the other.

(10) A good leader is a person who

A good leader is a person

who takes a little more than

his share of the blame

and

a little less than his share of the credit.