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(1) salam 2 all...
anybody
salam 2 all...
anybody wanna sharing sms with me?
SwEeT. .rOcKs. .0346.2602773.. >> 
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(2) SwEeT. .rOcKs. .0346.2602773..
SwEeT. .rOcKs. .0346.2602773..
eml..ROCKS_BALOCH@YAHOO.COM >>
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(3) Plz call me,
its urgent
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
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(4) Someone..
Misses U..
Someone..
Misses U..
Needs U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO .. >>
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(5) Tamam Musalman Doston Se Guzar
Tamam Musalman Doston Se Guzarish Hai K
WALL’S Ki Ice Cream
Na Khaya Karain Kyun K
.
.
Jab Aap Log WALL’S Ki Ice Cr >>
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(6) Muj Se Chand Ne Kaha K
Muj Se Chand Ne Kaha K
Tumhara dOST bOHAT cHAWAL hAI
.
.
mAIN nAY gUSAY sE kAHA.
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.
.
.
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(7) U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!! >>
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(8) In 3 ways u can break d mirror
In 3 ways u can break d mirror…
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw de mirror on d floor.
3. stand in fron >>
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(9) Question: Why do men chase wom
Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
wh >>
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(10) Most people have 5 senses.
Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE. >>
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(11) Lost in a zoo I saw many anima
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
.
.
.
! U 2 >>
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(12) Plz call me,
its urgent
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
>
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(13) Teacher : U failure !
A
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide >>
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(14) I have lots of jokes in my inb
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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(15) When somebody who is deeply
When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
B >>
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(16) God thought that since
God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhe >>
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(17) Where r u?
U r u not re
Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.< >>
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(18) No visits…
no
No visits…
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worr >>
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(19) Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain bana
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir us >>
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(20) Flowers+butterfly = A beautifu
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot >>
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(21) SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO .. >>
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(22) Hey friend remember that
Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YO >>
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(23) What is the full form of singh
What is the full form of singh:
S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai. >>
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(24) You are one of the most CUTE p
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
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(25) Yash Johar is producing a new
Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s nam >>
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(26) Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST
Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY”
Woh >>
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(27) Ur 5 qualities:
Ur 5 qualities:
1———
2———
3———
4———
5———
Agar zindagi main k >>
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(28) Close ur eyes n think about yo
Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
u >>
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(29) Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker
Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar >>
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(30) How Pakistani professors speak
How Pakistani professors speak english,
1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3 >>
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