( 1 )
Where r u?
U r u not replying?
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Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read
that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if >>  |
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( 2 )
No visits…
no calls..
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No visits…
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…
kya hua zoo walon >> |
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( 3 )
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya
hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka >> |
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( 4 )
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful sce
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Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic
night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya. >> |
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( 5 )
A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
a
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A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a
winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his >> |
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( 6 )
Hey friend remember that
without
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Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
&
without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU >> |
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( 8 )
Yash Johar is producing a new film
&a
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Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve
suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “ >> |
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( 9 )
Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya ha
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Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya
hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY”
Woh aaj “LUX” >> |
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( 10 )
Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
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Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar
do,
Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k >> |
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( 11 )
Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
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Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar
do,
Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k >> |
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( 12 )
How Indian professors speak engl
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How Indian professors speak english,
1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u s >> |
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( 13 )
Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
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Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha >> |
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( 14 )
What is the difference between
Mon
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What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this
message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is u >> |
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( 15 )
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You s
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Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far. >> |
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( 16 )
Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur br
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Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man
liya?
O.K
Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart >> |
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( 17 )
Today is an international day
for
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Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as >> |
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( 18 )
What? is a difference between
a Ki
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What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear. >> |
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( 19 )
Do u remember the day we travelled in a
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Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the
window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWIN >> |
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( 20 )
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go
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When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am
really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make thi >> |
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( 21 )
6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touc
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6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your
tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The fir >> |
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( 22 )
Ur 5 qualities:
1———
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Ur 5 qualities:
1———
2———
3———
4———
5———
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj >> |
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( 24 )
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without
U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO .. >> |
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( 25 )
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
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My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you
were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a >> |
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( 26 )
Press down if you think you are MAD
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Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did
that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out
now!< >> |
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( 27 )
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good
person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot >> |
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( 28 )
U r a nice person…
but..U have t
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U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the
morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that
ot >> |
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( 29 )
You are one of the most CUTE person
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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t
misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
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( 30 )
God has given many qualities to you
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God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm,
intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to g >> |
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