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Want to share smile and laughs with friends ? Then why not select some of these really funny urdu jokes sms, funny urdu poetry, shayari or urdu funny quotes and send it to your friends. These urdu sms jokes are simply hilarious and will make every laugh at the top of their Hearts.

 
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TEACHER;what is meant by I MISS U?
TEACHER;what is meant by I MISS U? >>
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New Funny SMS Jokes
Jokes,sher sh
New Funny SMS Jokes

Jokes,sher shayari, funny quotes in Hindi Urdu & English

www.sms2friends >>
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Ae mere sms mere dost k pas jana,
Ae mere sms mere dost k pas jana,







agar wo busy ho to shoor mut machana,







jub wo free ho j >>
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Mom to children:jo bacha meri baat maane
Mom to children:jo bacha meri baat maaney ga aur meray aagay nahin bolay ga mein usko gift don gi.

Son:is tarah to saray gift abu ley jaen gay >>
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December Ki Udass rutt
lout ayi h
December Ki Udass rutt

lout ayi hay nami ankhon mein liye

aur keh rahi hay mujhe

k tere waste ab ki baar bhi

mere daman me >>
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Teri zaat se sabhi rashte nate tor daye
Teri zaat se sabhi rashte nate tor daye hai miane.



saal guzer gaya teri yad ka ek rishta baqi hai muj mia. >>
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Teri zaat se sabhi rashte nate tor daye
Teri zaat se sabhi rashte nate tor daye hai miane.



saal guzer gaya teri yad ka ek rishta baqi hai muj mia. >>
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Mai tasawar bhe judai ka bhala kaisay kr
Mai tasawar bhe judai ka bhala kaisay kron,



Mai ne qismat ki lakeeroo se churaya hai tjhe >>
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December k maheenay ka w0h shayad aakhri
December k maheenay ka w0h shayad aakhri din tha



Guzray baras kaheen maine

mohabbt lafz Likha tha



Kisi kaghaz k t >>
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Hum kahan jainge drd-e-dil ki dawa k liy
Hum kahan jainge drd-e-dil ki dawa k liye



Khud se juda na kro humain khuda k liye



Ajeb us ka jumla tha SÄGÄR juda hote w >>
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Hum kahan jainge drd-e-dil ki dawa k liy
Hum kahan jainge drd-e-dil ki dawa k liye



Khud se juda na kro humain khuda k liye



Ajeb us ka jumla tha SÄGÄR juda hote w >>
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Meray nazdeek aa k dekh meray ahsas ki s
Meray nazdeek aa k dekh meray ahsas ki shiddat"MOHSIN",





Mera dil kitna dharakta hai teray naam k sath >>
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Koi umeed jo hoti tere lot aane ki,
Koi umeed jo hoti tere lot aane ki,

Phr na hoti aisi halat dil dewane ki,

Main to hr haal me khush rehne ki justju me raha,

Na ga >>
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Ajeeb kismat mili hai mujhe bhi yaa RUB.
Ajeeb kismat mili hai mujhe bhi yaa RUB.



jo aaj mera hua hai kal usne mar bi jana hai. >>
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Akser ye sochte hein akeyle mein beth ka
Akser ye sochte hein akeyle mein beth kar,,



jab tum the mere sath who lamhe kidhar gaye. >>
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Us Roz Kisi Pel Mujhe Aaram Na Aaya
Us Roz Kisi Pel Mujhe Aaram Na Aaya

Jis Roz Mere Lub Pe Tera Naam Na Aaya



Humne Us Shaam Ko Shaam Na Kaha

Jis Shaam Tu Ya >>
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Jee Bhar K Dekhon Tujhe Agar Tujhko Gawa
Jee Bhar K Dekhon Tujhe Agar Tujhko Gawara Hoo

Betab Meri Nazrain Hon Or Pyar Tumhara Ho



Jaan Ki Fikar Hoo Na Zamaney Ki Parwa>
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Mudat k baad us ne ki jo lutf ki nigaah<
Mudat k baad us ne ki jo lutf ki nigaah





Dil khush to ho gya magr ansoo nikal paray, >>
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Nata torne k bad us ne mange hai daye hu
Nata torne k bad us ne mange hai daye hue tohfe.



wo sub kuch le gaya sawye yaadon k... >>
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Mizaaj-e-waqt ki kab tak haqaratein seht
Mizaaj-e-waqt ki kab tak haqaratein sehti,



ana shanas thi wo to kab ki mar gai

ho gi. >>
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Us ne mera zakham deikh kr kaha
Us ne mera zakham deikh kr kaha



lao marham laga do.



mai ne kaha



rahne do ye mujhe yad dilate hai k mia z >>
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Brha Rhi hain Mere Dukh Nishanyan Teri
Brha Rhi hain Mere Dukh Nishanyan Teri





me tere khat,

teri tsveer tk jla donga. >>
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1 charsi buji hue Ciagrate pee raha t

1 charsi buji hue Ciagrate pee raha tha


1 admi ne bola ye kaise p rahe ho Dhuwan to nikal nai rha


charsi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe >>

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Reporter ny aik Zakhmi sy pocha jb bo

Reporter ny aik Zakhmi sy pocha jb bomb gira.


kiya wo phat gaya tha?


Zakhmi (Ghussey se): Nai wo reeng ker mere qareeb aaya aur pya >>

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All Schools,Colleges nd UNIV’S of pak

All Schools,Colleges nd UNIV’S of pakistan will remain close till 11th November !!!


 


For details visit


 


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* Young Generation ki Dua *

O

* Young Generation ki Dua *


Oh my “GOD”
oh my “MOLA”


give me one “TOYOTA COROLA”


a mobile “NOKIA YA MOTROLA”


God >>

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1 larka apni door ki Aunty k ghar gay

1 larka apni door ki Aunty k ghar gaya.


Usay kafi dair ho gye ,


Aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum GUDDU k pass so jao


Larka bola r >>

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The Difference B/W friend n best frie

The Difference B/W friend n best friend..


Friend says:


Yr plz Drive Safly n Slowly..


Best Friend Says:


Bhaga kanjer >>

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Railway officer was taking an intervi

Railway officer was taking an interview…


Officer: Tumhen pata chale k 2 train ek hi track per opposite direction men aa rahi


hen to >>

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Breaking Newz

Tariq Road au


Breaking Newz


Tariq Road aur Saddar per 1 car dekhi gayi hai


jis me mein dhamaka khaiz


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