(1) There was friends live in a ro
There was friends live in a room.

Names:Brain,Fool,Mad,Somebody, Nobody,

Some body killed noboby.

Brain went to bathroom.

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(2) There was friend live in a roo
There was friend live in a room.

Names:Brain,Fool,Mad,Somebody, Nobody,

Some body killed noboby.

Brain went to bathroom.

M >>
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(3) salam 2 all...
anybody
salam 2 all...

anybody wanna sharing sms with me?



SwEeT. .rOcKs. .0346.2602773.. >>
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(4) salam 2 all...
anybody
salam 2 all...

anybody wanna sharing sms with me?



SwEeT. .rOcKs. .0346.2602773.. >>
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(5) salam 2 all...
anybody
salam 2 all...

anybody wanna sharing sms with me?



SwEeT. .rOcKs. .0346.2602773.. >>
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(6) ak sardar apne bewe ko chod ra
ak sardar apne bewe ko chod raha ta, srdar je apne bewe se poche ha ke tum yaha hat rako jab wo apna land dhondh lata ha.

Jab wo bewe ka dhond >>
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(7) 1 larka dosre larke se:

1 larka dosre larke se:



Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?



2nd boy!

Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum >>
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(8) Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb
Ajab shaks ho tm

Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,



Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.



Wese to kehte Ho



"I Hat >>
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(9) SALAM KIA HAL HAI HOW R U F9 M
SALAM KIA HAL HAI HOW R U F9 MY NAME IS JAVARIA SHARIF I LIVED IN HAMAYUN STREET IN GUJRAT >>
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(10) Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii........
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii............. hw r u?gajgdnd hjhjyudbvgf vhjgjfyeihn gvjdgfjykeb dgejygkdhvndv jjgfejgd dghfefjegfj ngegfejgfje dgjefgfjegvchjfh >>
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(11) wa g wa zaki g b bouhut ajeeb
wa g wa zaki g b bouhut ajeeb hotay ja rahay ha din ba din kehtay ha k un ko piyar ho gia ha >>
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(12) TEACHER;what is meant by I MIS
TEACHER;what is meant by I MISS U? >>
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(13) New Funny SMS Jokes
Jok
New Funny SMS Jokes

Jokes,sher shayari, funny quotes in Hindi Urdu & English

www.sms2friends >>
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(14) Ae mere sms mere dost k pas ja
Ae mere sms mere dost k pas jana,







agar wo busy ho to shoor mut machana,







jub wo free ho j >>
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(15) Mom to children:jo bacha meri
Mom to children:jo bacha meri baat maaney ga aur meray aagay nahin bolay ga mein usko gift don gi.

Son:is tarah to saray gift abu ley jaen gay >>
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(16) December Ki Udass rutt

December Ki Udass rutt

lout ayi hay nami ankhon mein liye

aur keh rahi hay mujhe

k tere waste ab ki baar bhi

mere daman me >>
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(17) Teri zaat se sabhi rashte nate
Teri zaat se sabhi rashte nate tor daye hai miane.



saal guzer gaya teri yad ka ek rishta baqi hai muj mia. >>
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(18) Teri zaat se sabhi rashte nate
Teri zaat se sabhi rashte nate tor daye hai miane.



saal guzer gaya teri yad ka ek rishta baqi hai muj mia. >>
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(19) Mai tasawar bhe judai ka bhala
Mai tasawar bhe judai ka bhala kaisay kron,



Mai ne qismat ki lakeeroo se churaya hai tjhe >>
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(20) December k maheenay ka w0h sha
December k maheenay ka w0h shayad aakhri din tha



Guzray baras kaheen maine

mohabbt lafz Likha tha



Kisi kaghaz k t >>
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(21) Hum kahan jainge drd-e-dil ki
Hum kahan jainge drd-e-dil ki dawa k liye



Khud se juda na kro humain khuda k liye



Ajeb us ka jumla tha SÄGÄR juda hote w >>
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(22) Hum kahan jainge drd-e-dil ki
Hum kahan jainge drd-e-dil ki dawa k liye



Khud se juda na kro humain khuda k liye



Ajeb us ka jumla tha SÄGÄR juda hote w >>
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(23) Meray nazdeek aa k dekh meray
Meray nazdeek aa k dekh meray ahsas ki shiddat"MOHSIN",





Mera dil kitna dharakta hai teray naam k sath >>
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(24) Koi umeed jo hoti tere lot aan
Koi umeed jo hoti tere lot aane ki,

Phr na hoti aisi halat dil dewane ki,

Main to hr haal me khush rehne ki justju me raha,

Na ga >>
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(25) Ajeeb kismat mili hai mujhe bh
Ajeeb kismat mili hai mujhe bhi yaa RUB.



jo aaj mera hua hai kal usne mar bi jana hai. >>
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(26) Akser ye sochte hein akeyle me
Akser ye sochte hein akeyle mein beth kar,,



jab tum the mere sath who lamhe kidhar gaye. >>
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(27) Us Roz Kisi Pel Mujhe Aaram Na
Us Roz Kisi Pel Mujhe Aaram Na Aaya

Jis Roz Mere Lub Pe Tera Naam Na Aaya



Humne Us Shaam Ko Shaam Na Kaha

Jis Shaam Tu Ya >>
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(28) Jee Bhar K Dekhon Tujhe Agar T
Jee Bhar K Dekhon Tujhe Agar Tujhko Gawara Hoo

Betab Meri Nazrain Hon Or Pyar Tumhara Ho



Jaan Ki Fikar Hoo Na Zamaney Ki Parwa>
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(29) Mudat k baad us ne ki jo lutf
Mudat k baad us ne ki jo lutf ki nigaah





Dil khush to ho gya magr ansoo nikal paray, >>
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(30) Nata torne k bad us ne mange h
Nata torne k bad us ne mange hai daye hue tohfe.



wo sub kuch le gaya sawye yaadon k... >>
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