( 1 )
Sheikh At petrol Pump:
Bhai 1Rs Ka Petr
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Sheikh At petrol Pump:
Bhai 1Rs Ka Petrol Dal Do
Salesman:
Itna Petrol Dalwa ker Kahan Jana Hai
Sheikh:
Jana Kitthy v Nai bs onj e paise uraan d >>  |
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( 2 )
1 shEikh 4th floor se neche gira
Girte
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1 shEikh 4th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki may
apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha
tu bolta hua gaya k
O MERI ROTI NA >> |
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( 3 )
1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa
ShEiKh: PaT
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1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa
ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi
TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE
ChAi ChAlI Gi Ya ThAnDa ?
PaThAn: Is MaI TaKlEf Ki
KiA BaT HaI, ChAi BuNn >> |
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( 4 )
Sheikh Apne bachon se:
jo rat ko khana
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Sheikh Apne bachon se:
jo rat ko khana nai khaey ga usay 5Rs milay gy
Bachay 5Rs le kr so gaey
subha Sheikh says:
Jo bacha 5 Rs de ga usay nashata >> |
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( 5 )
Eik sheikh road se Guzar raha tha achana
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Eik sheikh road se Guzar raha tha achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
aur zor se chillaya,
“KAMINE LoG Potti bi aise karte hain jese koi Samos >> |
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( 6 )
Hum zindagi se aas kare bhi to kya kare,
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Hum zindagi se aas kare bhi to kya kare,
Jab tum nahi ho paas, kare bhi to kya kare.
Aansu piye, sharaab piye, zeher bhi to pi liya,
Bujhti nahi ha >> |
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( 7 )
Sare gawahon or bayanon ko ,
Mad-e-naza
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Sare gawahon or bayanon ko ,
Mad-e-nazar rakhte huwe
ye Adalat ,
dafa 420 k tahet ;
$m$ Parhne wale ko,
$m$ na bhejne k jurm me
“SHEIKH”Qrar det >> |
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( 8 )
Friend 2 Sheikh:
Muje apni ring de do m
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Friend 2 Sheikh:
Muje apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or us >> |
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( 9 )
Sheikh ki BV rorahi thi
kisi ne pucha k
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Sheikh ki BV rorahi thi
kisi ne pucha k q rorahi ho
us ne kaha k mujse DETOL gir gia tha
or sheikh sb ne meri ungli kaat k usi DETOL
min dbo de ta >> |
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( 10 )
1shaikh kangal ho gya to us ny apni BIWI
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1shaikh kangal ho gya to us ny apni BIWI se kaha
bachon ko un k nanky bhej do
R tum apni ami k ghar chali jao
Mera Allah malik
Main apny susral ch >> |
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( 11 )
Shekh:”kela” kitne ka hai?
Dukandar:5 r
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Shekh:”kela” kitne ka hai?
Dukandar:5 rupe ka
Shekh: 2 rupe ka deta hai?
Dukandar: 2 mein to iska chhilka mile ga
Shekh: ye lo 3 rupe or chhilka u >> |
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