( 1 )
• Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to wa
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• Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,t >>  |
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( 3 )
Muje aap se ye umeed nai thi,
aap
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Muje aap se ye umeed nai thi,
aap ne ye kehty waqt kuch to
socha hota Aakhir aap ko hoa
kiya tha aap k zehan Me ye baat ayi kesy >> |
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( 4 )
ab ki bar main jab giya susral
n
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ab ki bar main jab giya susral
na wo khushi na wo istakbal
na sas ka wo matha chumna
na salon ki nazron main piyar
sal >> |
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( 7 )
Gharaylo Totky
1-agr apko kutta
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Gharaylo Totky
1-agr apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len.Hisab brabr
2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage sy c len,Ksi ko pta nhe chlega
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( 8 )
1 boy to another:
Yaar t
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1 boy to another:
Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?
2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa leni thi pr tum >> |
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( 10 )
A poem for bachelor BOYS!!!
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A poem for bachelor BOYS!!!
Aisi apni wife ho,5”5′ jis ki hight ho,
Jeans jis ki tight ho,
Chehra jis ka bright ho, >> |
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( 12 )
Muje aap se ye umeed nai thi,
aap
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Muje aap se ye umeed nai thi,
aap ne ye kehty waqt kuch to
socha hota Aakhir aap ko hoa
kiya tha aap k zehan Me ye baat ayi kesy >> |
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( 13 )
Husband; T.V k samne betah ro raha tha.<
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Husband; T.V k samne betah ro raha tha.
Wife; Tum konsa serial daikh rahe ho jo itna ro rahe ho?
Husband; Ye serial nahi hamari Shadi ki >> |
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( 15 )
chahat pe zinda rehne wale ham na the,
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chahat pe zinda rehne wale ham na the,
kisi pe mar mitne wale ham na the,
aadat c par gai hai ap ko yaad karne ki,
warna kisi ko >> |
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( 16 )
chahat pe zinda rehne wale ham na the
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chahat pe zinda rehne wale ham na the
kisi pe mar mitne wale ham na the
aadat c par gai hai ap ko yaad krne ki
warna kisi ko yaad >> |
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( 18 )
ADULT FUN CLUB
HOT & SPICY
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ADULT FUN CLUB
HOT & SPICY
wud u lik 2 adult sms sharing friend ship with me on sms 2 sms.and adult chat on call
0333 3055064 >> |
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( 19 )
ADULT FUN CLUB
HOT & SPICY
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ADULT FUN CLUB
HOT & SPICY
wud u lik 2 adult sms sharing friend ship with me on sms 2 sms.and adult chat on call
0333 3055064 >> |
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( 20 )
hi,
i m sabeen, and search for ho
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hi,
i m sabeen, and search for hot guys, bcoz i live in colder area, I also hot and give the hotness...
my figure is 34, 28 and 32 and h >> |
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( 21 )
hi,
i m sabeen, and search for ho
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hi,
i m sabeen, and search for hot guys, bcoz i live in colder area, I also hot and give the hotness...
my figure is 34, 28 and 32 and h >> |
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( 22 )
hi,
i m sabeen, and search for ho
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hi,
i m sabeen, and search for hot guys, bcoz i live in colder area, I also hot and give the hotness...
my figure is 34, 28 and 32 and h >> |
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( 24 )
“THIS WORLD IS ONLY 4 GIRLS”
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“THIS WORLD IS ONLY 4 GIRLS”
a) F a Girl laughs loudly she is cheerful bt a Boy
laughs ludly he is manne >> |
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( 25 )
(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar
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(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to
"zalim"
agar aurat SAY pit jaye to
"buzd >> |
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( 26 )
Sub Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye
H
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Sub Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye
Hum Apne Mobile Se Khafa Ho Gaye
SMS is liye Kar raha hon Zaalimo
Kahin tum ye na >> |
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( 29 )
Apni Pasand Ka ek
Number Chose Ka
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Apni Pasand Ka ek
Number Chose Karen,,
20,30,40,50,60,70,80,90,100
Aur
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( 30 )
AIK SHEHER MAI AIK LARKA THA JO SCHOOL M
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| AIK SHEHER MAI AIK LARKA THA JO SCHOOL MAI 9TH MAI PHARTA THA, WO KISI LARKI SE BOHAT PYR KARTA THA 8TH SE, AIK DIL CLASS MAI OSNE KOI CHEEZ PHENK K D >> |
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