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• Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to wa
• Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota

Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,

Tum is baat pe ye kehti,t >>
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Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena
Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena

Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ” FARAZ ”

BIJLI ajay >>
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( 3 )
Muje aap se ye umeed nai thi,
aap
Muje aap se ye umeed nai thi,

aap ne ye kehty waqt kuch to

socha hota Aakhir aap ko hoa

kiya tha aap k zehan Me ye baat ayi kesy >>
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( 4 )
ab ki bar main jab giya susral
n
ab ki bar main jab giya susral

na wo khushi na wo istakbal

na sas ka wo matha chumna

na salon ki nazron main piyar

sal >>
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( 5 )
Teacher:
Tum Bare Ho Kar Kya Kar
Teacher:

Tum Bare Ho Kar Kya Karoge?



Student:

Shadi...



Teacher:

Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kya Bano >>
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( 6 )
Dada or dadi ne,apni jwani k dino ko phr
Dada or dadi ne,apni jwani k dino ko phr se yad kr k manane ka socha,



unho ne faisla kiya k hm phr drya kinare milange,


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( 7 )
Gharaylo Totky
1-agr apko kutta
Gharaylo Totky

1-agr apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len.Hisab brabr

2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage sy c len,Ksi ko pta nhe chlega
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( 8 )
1 boy to another:

Yaar t
1 boy to another:



Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?



2nd boy!

Yaar larki main ne phansa leni thi pr tum >>
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( 9 )
Panjabi k Ghar main 2 Bachy Jurrwan Paid
Panjabi k Ghar main 2 Bachy Jurrwan Paida huway,





To Dadi boli,LE DASSO,





Hun tay Pakistan day Halaat vaik >>
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A poem for bachelor BOYS!!!

A poem for bachelor BOYS!!!



Aisi apni wife ho,5”5′ jis ki hight ho,

Jeans jis ki tight ho,

Chehra jis ka bright ho, >>
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Sardar G phone pe hans hans kr bat kr ra
Sardar G phone pe hans hans kr bat kr rahe thy.



Dost Bola: Kis se bat kar rahe ho?



SARDAR: BV se



Dost her >>
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( 12 )
Muje aap se ye umeed nai thi,
aap
Muje aap se ye umeed nai thi,

aap ne ye kehty waqt kuch to

socha hota Aakhir aap ko hoa

kiya tha aap k zehan Me ye baat ayi kesy >>
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Husband; T.V k samne betah ro raha tha.<
Husband; T.V k samne betah ro raha tha.

Wife; Tum konsa serial daikh rahe ho jo itna ro rahe ho?

Husband; Ye serial nahi hamari Shadi ki >>
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( 14 )
mai zindgi bhr jis larki ko chahta raha
mai zindgi bhr jis larki ko chahta raha

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aj us ka beta bola

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chahat pe zinda rehne wale ham na the,
chahat pe zinda rehne wale ham na the,

kisi pe mar mitne wale ham na the,

aadat c par gai hai ap ko yaad karne ki,

warna kisi ko >>
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chahat pe zinda rehne wale ham na the
chahat pe zinda rehne wale ham na the

kisi pe mar mitne wale ham na the

aadat c par gai hai ap ko yaad krne ki

warna kisi ko yaad >>
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( 17 )
Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe C
Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha



Poocho Kyon.?













Bec >>
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ADULT FUN CLUB
HOT & SPICY
ADULT FUN CLUB

HOT & SPICY

wud u lik 2 adult sms sharing friend ship with me on sms 2 sms.and adult chat on call

0333 3055064 >>
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ADULT FUN CLUB
HOT & SPICY
ADULT FUN CLUB

HOT & SPICY

wud u lik 2 adult sms sharing friend ship with me on sms 2 sms.and adult chat on call

0333 3055064 >>
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( 20 )
hi,
i m sabeen, and search for ho
hi,

i m sabeen, and search for hot guys, bcoz i live in colder area, I also hot and give the hotness...

my figure is 34, 28 and 32 and h >>
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hi,
i m sabeen, and search for ho
hi,

i m sabeen, and search for hot guys, bcoz i live in colder area, I also hot and give the hotness...

my figure is 34, 28 and 32 and h >>
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hi,
i m sabeen, and search for ho
hi,

i m sabeen, and search for hot guys, bcoz i live in colder area, I also hot and give the hotness...

my figure is 34, 28 and 32 and h >>
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main laanat bhejta hun tum par aur tumha
main laanat bhejta hun tum par aur tumhari dosti par tumhare sath dosti dosti aur insaniyat dono ki toheen hai

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“THIS WORLD IS ONLY 4 GIRLS”

“THIS WORLD IS ONLY 4 GIRLS”







a) F a Girl laughs loudly she is cheerful bt a Boy



laughs ludly he is manne >>
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( 25 )
(Bechara Mard)

Mard agar
(Bechara Mard)



Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to



"zalim"



agar aurat SAY pit jaye to



"buzd >>
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Sub Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye

H
Sub Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye



Hum Apne Mobile Se Khafa Ho Gaye



SMS is liye Kar raha hon Zaalimo



Kahin tum ye na >>
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( 27 )
Teri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hai
Teri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hai Jaise





Ullu ko Raat



Dentist ko Daant



Gadhe ko Laat

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( 28 )
YÄ RAB.Dukh Na Dena Mere DOST Ko..
YÄ RAB.Dukh Na Dena Mere DOST Ko..



Mujhe Chahay SUKH Ka Pahar Dedo..



Ghome New CYCLE Pe DOST Mera..



Mujhe >>
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Apni Pasand Ka ek
Number Chose Ka
Apni Pasand Ka ek

Number Chose Karen,,



20,30,40,50,60,70,80,90,100



Aur










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AIK SHEHER MAI AIK LARKA THA JO SCHOOL M
AIK SHEHER MAI AIK LARKA THA JO SCHOOL MAI 9TH MAI PHARTA THA, WO KISI LARKI SE BOHAT PYR KARTA THA 8TH SE, AIK DIL CLASS MAI OSNE KOI CHEEZ PHENK K D >>
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