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| ham tu bathy they Darya k kinary teri yaad bholany Faraf
maalom nahi kon chawa pechey se dhaka de gaya |
| Posted on : [09/11/2008] |
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Posted by :Khurram Raza
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Mobile # :03026181682
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| hi guys
i m komal from lahore
i m using net for 1st time i need boys who can be my frnds n can have sex with me
plz contact me on
0321 4755510
komal
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| Posted on : [06/11/2008] |
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Posted by :komal
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Mobile # :03214755510
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| Ustaad: Chottay 17 ka paana de?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.
madarchod hath main de. |
| Posted on : [16/10/2008] |
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Posted by : Dilkash
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Mobile # :03223283600
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| 6 birds were sitting on a tree.A hunter saw that and shot over tree.5 birds flew away. but one bird was sitting.Y...?........Kobbu....nintara! |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Mera dil hai HUGE,
Isse mat karna USE,
Warna ho jaye ga FUSE,
Aur tum hain paden gai SHOES. |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Before the marriage:
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me ?
Boy: Of course!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Now after the marriage you can read it from
bellow to up, start with second last line |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Judg 2 pthan kia mujy wo jaga dikha skty he jaha apki bv k sath rap kia gya, pthan ny apni bv ki sari upr uthai underwer nechy kia or bola my lord yahan |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
“Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service”.
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Meri her saans mein tum ho, meri her soch mein tum ho, meri her dharkan mein tum ho, meri her Aas mein tum ho, aur 1 tum ho ,,,,,,,,,,... |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Have a heart that never hardens have a smile that never fades have a touch that never burnt and have friendship that never breaks ................. |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| 1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
“Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey”
Pehli makhi boli:
“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai”
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Suhag raat thi k achanak dulhe ki maa ne darwaza bajaya to dulhan bhaag kar parde k peche chup gaye dulha bola maa hai meri dulhan oho me samji chaapa par gaya
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Kid:
Dady k room se prayer ki awazein aa rhi theen
Mom:
Prayer krna to achi bat hai
Kid:
dady to chup thay unki secrtry chila rhi thee
"OH GOD, OH GOD" |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:Nahi
Boy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Aik Pathan Raat Ko Khana Kha Raha Tha... : : : : : : To Ab Kya Woh Khana Bhi Na Khaye, Jaan LeLo Pathano Ki, Har Baat Main Joke Chahiye..!........ |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Dil Main Tum ~ Dharkan Main Tum ~ Aankhon Main Tum ~ Saanso Main Tum ~ Jahan Bhi Dekho ~ Bas Tum He Tum ! ! Dettol Wali Aunti Such Kehti Hai ! ! ^JARASEEM^ Har Jagah Hote Hain...!........... |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Bus driver k peache betha bacha shor ker raha tha
Ager meri maa hathni or bap hathi hota to main chota hathi hota!
Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main chota bull hota.
Is terhan janwaro k naam lieye,
Itne main Bus driver ghusse main bola,
ager teri maa randi or bap gandu hota to tuh kia hota?
Bacha: BUS DRIVER! |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It’s addressed to Mumbai. |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. After a while they broke up and he wanted it back. The girl threw a pad at him and said. i"ll pay u back in monthly instalments |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Boy to his Friend: Yaar Meri Girl Friend ki Birth Day hai... Usaya Kya Gift doun... Kuch samaj nahin Aaraha... Friend: Dikhnay main Kaisi hai??? Boy: Bohot Khubsurat hai... Friend: Acha tu Phir Aisa karo k Mera Number dedo. |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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