(9) 1 Larki ne nemaz
Parh k
1 Larki ne nemaz

Parh kar dua mangi..

To

Maa ne pucha:

Baiti tum ne dua ma

Apne liye kia manga?

Ladki: Mai n >>
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(10) @ .. @
(.)/ hands
@ .. @

(.)/ hands up

I I

Konjos

Agr

Apni

Jan

Pyari

Hai

To

Jitne b sms >>
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(11) 03313778467
Na jane woh
03313778467

Na jane woh neend ke nashe main itna kese doob jaten hain FARAZ

hum to karwat bi badalten hain to MANJI choon choon krne lag >>
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(12) 03313778467
Yar 30 rupe
03313778467

Yar 30 rupees Ka load to Karwado

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Sender

Asif Ali Zardari

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(13) 03313778467
Agr milti m
03313778467

Agr milti mjhe 2 din ki badshahi Ae dost

TO...

Meri riyasat main tere TASVEER walay Pamper chalte.. >>
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(14) 03313778467
Kitne dair
03313778467

Kitne dair ho gayi koi bahar nahi ata

dastuk bi hum dain to jawab nahi ata

ye bathroom main kon ghuss ke bethe howa h >>
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(15) 03313778467
Larka: ghir
03313778467

Larka: ghire howe badlon main tere yaad ati hai

sawan ke ane main tere yaad ati hai

Barish ki bondon main tere yaad a >>
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(16) 03313778467
Teacher Stu
03313778467

Teacher Student se: Tmhare abbu kia krten hain?

Student: miss pata nahi,hum to jaldi soo jaten hain.. >>
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(17) 03313778467
Khafa q hot
03313778467

Khafa q hote ho chale jaten hain tere mehfil se AEE DOST..

Apne Hisse ke 2 samosay to utha lene do kameeenooo... >>
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(18) 03313778467
Apni Girlfr
03313778467

Apni Girlfrnd ko main kese smjhaon FARAZ

K mohabbat miss krne se nahi KISS krne se barhti hai.. >>
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(19) 03313778467
Girl 2 Boy:
03313778467

Girl 2 Boy: aye bewafa tone sb kuch saaf krdia, mera dil jala ke rakh kar dia..

Boy: Aye larki,teri qurbani beekar nahi jaeg >>
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(20) 03313778467
Zabardast B
03313778467

Zabardast Bezati

1 larki bus stop pe naqab main khari howe thi

1 aadmi bike pe aya or kaha: Chalti hai kia?

La >>
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(21) 03313778467
Mom: beta k
03313778467

Mom: beta kahna khaoge?

Beta: nahi

Mom: Chocolate khaoge?

Beta: nahi

Mom: mithai khaoge?

Beta: n >>
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(22) 03313778467
Raja Pervai
03313778467

Raja Pervaiz Ashraf: yaar mjhe Mother day pe koi messagae nahi ata..!

Secetary: Sir,Pakistan main jb light jati hai, log aap >>
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(23) 03313778467
Pe wao Zaba
03313778467

Pe wao Zabar pon

noon saakin pon

kaaf alif zabar kaa

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PONKA........ >>
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(24) 03313778467
Husband Ghu
03313778467

Husband Ghusse se: aaj tmne ye kese khana banaya hai? Bilkul Gobar jesa..!

Wife: uff mere Khudaya!

Is aadmi ne kia ki >>
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(25) 03313778467
Hamen to za
03313778467

Hamen to zardari ne loota , MUSHARRAF main kahan dum tha

Roti,kapra,makan ko to choro

Subha loote main paani bi kum t >>
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(26) 03313778467
Hum Dosti m
03313778467

Hum Dosti main soorat ko nahi seerat ko dekha krten hain FARAZ

Tabhi to mere sare dost ajeeb-o-ghareeb se hain.

Hajoo >>
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(27) 03313778467
Golden Word
03313778467

Golden Words..

Jo larki Date pe ek ICECREAM khane se khush ho jae

woh Us BV se bohat behter hai Jo poore mahine ki sa >>
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(28) Allama Iqbal or Wapda mein ek
Allama Iqbal or Wapda mein ek cheez same hai.

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Wo Kia?

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Socho?

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Nahi Pata?
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(29) Bivi ne aadhi raat ko “Qomi Ta
Bivi ne aadhi raat ko “Qomi Tarana” chala diya.

Shohar ne kaha. Ye kia mazaq hai?

Bivi: Ye akhri try hai, es pe to pura Mulk khara ho ja >>
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(30) Shadi k 7 din baad Saas Dulhan
Shadi k 7 din baad Saas Dulhan se:

Kia tum ne meri di hue sari Pehni?

Dulhan: Wo mujhe 7 din se shalwar nhi pehnne de detha

Aap k >>
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