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| His nose is hairier than the gorilla I saw at the zoo.
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| Posted on : [22/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| People aren't like dogs unless they drink out of the toilet.
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| Posted on : [22/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| This guy’s a legend when it comes to being lazy.
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| Posted on : [22/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| He’s as confused as Michael Jackson in an adult store.
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| Posted on : [22/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| What do dicks and hot dogs have in common?
Both are great for sucking!
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| Posted on : [22/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| There are rumors that your dad slept with your mom. Is it true?
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| Posted on : [22/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A little boy was outside with his parents. He saw a dog humping another and asked “What are they doing?” His mom replied “They’re.. Umm.. Cleaning up!” He replied “So that's what you do at the neighbors house when dad goes to work!” |
| Posted on : [22/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Right now I'm in the mood to go see some donkeys take a shit in public. I'm going to the zoo soon & figured you’d want to come. Call me back with your answer. That way I can let the donkeys know when we’ll be there so they can hold it in until we arrive.
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| Posted on : [22/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Name I was at the bar last night and a guy recognized me who said he knows you. I have no idea how he remembered my face. He probably finds me more attractive. Whatever. Anyways he left you a note. Call me back.
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| Posted on : [22/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Hey this is Dave. If you call me before 12:00pm, I may be able to get us dates with a couple hot Latin models. Hurry!
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| Posted on : [22/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Hey this is the pizza guy. If you call back, you can win free party pizzas with 5 toppings each for life. If you call within the next 30 minutes, I'll throw in a free mushroom!
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| Posted on : [22/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Hey name, you won't believe this. Last week I bought penis pills & my penis is now 3 inches bigger. A while ago your girlfriend was complaining to me about how tiny your penis was. This here may be what you need to regain your girls interest. Call me back!
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| Posted on : [22/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| If you're like my pillow, you're huggable. If you're like my cell phone, you're smart. If you're my chocolate, you're sweet. If you're like me, grabe and cute mo naman!
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| Posted on : [05/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, a colon, or an exclamation point... So don't dare to kiss me coz I might get crazy,?.!
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| Posted on : [05/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| I don't know how to say this. We are friends but I can't get you out of my mind. This is wrong but you're the only one I could think of. This might break our friendship, but I have to say this. Pautang naman!
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| Posted on : [05/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Yesterday is history.... Tomorrow is a mystery.... Today is a gift.... That's why its called the present! |
| Posted on : [05/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega?
Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai
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| Posted on : [05/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn |
| Posted on : [05/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl |
| Posted on : [05/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Angel East
Angel West
The North
and the South
look after you all nite long
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| Posted on : [05/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Sending u MY BED 2 let u rest, Pillows 2 give u COMFORT, and MY BLANKET 2 keep u warm. Gdnite! Sleep tight.I cant sleep now..coz i lent u all my things |
| Posted on : [05/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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