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| Sending u MY BED 2 let u rest, Pillows 2 give u COMFORT, and MY BLANKET 2 keep u warm. Gdnite! Sleep tight.I cant sleep now..coz i lent u all my things |
| Posted on : [05/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See"s saw sawed Soar"s seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See"s saw
Before See sawed Soar"s seesaw,
See"s saw would not have sawed
Soar"s seesaw.
So See"s saw sawed Soar"s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See"s saw sawed
Soar"s seesaw!
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| Posted on : [05/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| I'm not sure what life could bring you. I'm not sure if dreams do come true. I'm not sure what love can do. But I'm sure about one thing. Cute tayo.
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| Posted on : [05/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.
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| Posted on : [05/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| I'm so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!... I didn't know I've influenced you that much!
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| Posted on : [05/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute text mate like me.
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| Posted on : [05/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who's smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They've already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?
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| Posted on : [05/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| When somebody who's deeply in love with you tells you that you're cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear. Cause love is blind!
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| Posted on : [05/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me. How about you?
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| Posted on : [05/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Trivia: Having a good laugh with friends stimulates endorphins, the brain's natural painkillers. So if you need to laugh and you can't find a friend, I can lend you a mirror.
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| Posted on : [05/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| I may not be Pepsi, the choice of the new generation. I may not be Coca Cola, only the real thing. I may not be Nido, the world's number 1 but I can be PLDT, clearly for you |
| Posted on : [05/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart. Kainis, I have both.
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| Posted on : [05/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| At this moment 3.7 million are sleeping, 2.3 million are falling in love, 4.1 million are eating and only 1 cutie in the whole world is reading this message. Naks! Nakangiti na yan! |
| Posted on : [05/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache !
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| Posted on : [05/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
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| Posted on : [05/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes... No fun, send mon, your son! Dad write back saying...so sad, too bad, your dad!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Look at the world around u; u’ll see God's creativity. Look at the breakfast table; u’ll c God's providence. Look at the mirror u’ll c God's sense of humor |
| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| When u r down & no one is there, don't think of me. When u r crying & no one is there then too don't just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents' advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Look at the ocean & see God's abundance! Look at the sky & see God's glory! Look at the moon & see God's wonder! Look at the mirror & see God's Blunder |
| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where you get your shitty ideas from!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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