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| Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where you get your shitty ideas from!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be successful
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Q: What's the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care.
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| When u smile the world smiles with u. Wen u r down people'll rally behind u but when u fart u r alone coz people'll never stand by u!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes?
A: Lifebuoy |
| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send this to someone who fits the description! Don’t send it back; I've already received hundreds.
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass n flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesnt it rain on you?
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| if your want latest MERCEDEZ BENZ on easy instalments of 10yrs wid no downpayment then logon to aur website: www.kutteapni auqat mei reh.com |
| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| "If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I don"t have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid...."
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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