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| i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Fill in the blank...I"m ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| "When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| 3 wonders of a woman
The 3 wonders of a woman
1)Gives milk without eating grass
2)gets wet without water
3)Bleeds for a week without going 2 die.
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again? ?
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| What did one butt cheek say to the other cheek? 'If we stick together we can stop this shit!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Robbery Now! Raise ur hands! women stand @ right, men left! half-man-half-woman centre! HEY U! yes u! stand centre! don't pretend looking @ the handphone |
| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget.
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Woh zindagi hi kya jis mein friendship nahi,
Woh friendship hi kya jis mein yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jis mein TUM nahi,
or woh tum hi kya jis k saath HUM nahi.
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Bhikhari : Sahab 1 Rupaye de do!!!
Sahab : kal Ana..
Bhikhari : Sara is kal kal ke chakkar mein to is basti me mera Lakho Rupaye fase hai!!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| 1980’s Girl Say’s : Mumy mein Jeans pehenlu?
Mumy : Nahin Beti Log Kya kahenge!
2006’s Girl Say’s : Mumy mein Mini Skirt pehenlu?
Mumy : Pehenlo pehenlo Beti, kuch to pehenlo |
| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| hasraton se hum apki rah saja denge
sapno ki daulat aap per luta denge
koi phool nai aaj daman me lekin
Aap k aane per hum palke bichha denge
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| There is always
a ‘DRIVE SLOW’ board near schools.
But not near girl’s
college. why?
Bcoz
VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY
GO SLOW IN THIS ZONE.
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| is kadar humari chahat ka intya na lo
kyun ho khafa ye baya to karo
kar do maaf agar ho gayi khata humse
yun khamosh reh ke saza to na do
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| this is for nisha.i love you nisha i dont think that you ever tried to understand me and i even think that you will not be able to understand me as you never showed any intrest towards me
I JUST WANT TO SAY ONLY ONE THING THAT I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching ur every movement on 3 difft channels: Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children? The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more. :D
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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