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| Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children? The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more. :D
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, \"If you pretend you're asleep, he stops.\"
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| What's the definition of a skeleton? A striptease that went just too far...
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| I just bought a used car. It's a convertible. You turn the key, and it converts into a piece of crap.
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. 'Anything new at work?' He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History |
| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send this to someone who fits the description! Don’t send it back; I've already received hundreds.
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| I wanted to kill the most beutiful man on earth but then I found out that suicide is a crime...
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - to stop reading newspapers.
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say "She's trying to be one naman a!"
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number… Sorry ha, mali pala!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure. |
| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin "THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER"
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you? |
| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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