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| The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you? |
| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A girl called me & said "Come no over, nobody is home". I went over. Nobody was home |
| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| 1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| I can't hide this from u anymore i really don't wanna hurt u but i feel it's beter i tell u b4 u hear it from sum1 else im really sorry but there's no santa!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me?
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm watching ur every movement on 3 difft channels: Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media |
| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, \"If you pretend you're asleep, he stops.\"
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip... take out your... book from your bag and study!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Wat a RIP OFF! I saw a book in the store titled: 37 Mating Positions. I took it home, sat in my room,opend it. Damn it...It was a book on CHESS!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Today if anyone praises U for ur beauty, nature, style, attitude... kick them... How dare they fool U before APRIL 1st.
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!
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| Posted on : [04/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Duur gaon main aik basti thee jahan pe randian sasti thee unki gaand main itni masti thee jitna bhi chodo hansti thee magar aap kyu hanste ho?
kya usi gaon main baste ho?...
ahahahah lol
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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