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| Duur gaon main aik basti thee jahan pe randian sasti thee unki gaand main itni masti thee jitna bhi chodo hansti thee magar aap kyu hanste ho?
kya usi gaon main baste ho?...
ahahahah lol
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| aik lund... rand gora. Qadd 8 inch. Rubber ka chogha pehne huwe. tatton ka tawaaazun theek nahi..jin sahab ko milay gaand main lele.
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Totaly ko interview main 4 words bolnay ko kaha institute, aptitude, magnitude and substitute.
Totla bola. " inki chut apki chut maaki chut subki chut "
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| patient-dr shab aik problem hai jub bhi main apni shakal aaina main dekhta hoon mera lund khara hojata hai
dr dekhte huwe. yeh bimari nahi tumhari shakal hee choot jaisi hai |
| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| what is the real tradgedy of film sholay?
Ek to thakur ki biwi nahi thee upper se gubbar ne uske haath kaat diye |
| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| A sardar getting physical to a girl, the girl said "Ruk gao warna mai apni jaan le lun gi". The angry sardar said mar jana kise de kam na aana |
| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Teacher, Student se
jab mai soft ho to bohat soft ho
but
jab mai hard ho to kafi hard ho
Student, Teacher se
sir app to mare land jase hian |
| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| husband and wife r starting sex..
husband took his wifes bra and throw out of da window in excitement,,
tht bra falll on o da sardar jii..
he replied..
SALA KELA KHA KHAR CHILKA YAHA PHENK DIA...
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Man Pays 3000 to a Prostitute for sex,but she runs aways, Man Chases but fails.
He Puts Notice to the Walls."if anyone find a Sexy girl with White Top & red Skirt, FUCK her....Its PrePaid"
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| a girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
girl: sardar ji main tuwadi nakal maar laan?
sadar ji:ahoo to meri nakal maar lay fair main teri asal maran ga
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| bandey apna mobile fone agey wali pant ki pocket mein kion raktein hain??
coz wahan se tower qareeb hota hai na!!
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| ek brest dosrey se bola: yaar sab kuch hota tu nechey walli gali mein hain...
pakrey hum kio jatey hain??!!
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Sex karo daily, Agar woh mil jai Akeli, agar na mile akeli,tu pakar lo uss ki saheli, agar na mile saheli,tu Zindabad hatheli, lekin sex karo daily,
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Samandar k Kinaray Bethay hain Kabhi tu koi Lehar ayegi.
kismat Badlay na Badlay Gaand tu Dhul jayegi......
he he heheheheheh
kiasa dostoo???
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| A good friend is just like the "Bra of girl " Which is comfertable,supportive, that holds her tight, & prevent her from falling & always close to Heart.
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Pheley tu nahi jati thi ik keel choot mei.....
Rafta Rafta bangyi ik jheel choot mei
Parsoo chali gayi ik cheel choot mei..
Me-lu meel jalti gaye woh cheel choot mei...
Cheel ne kari apeel choot mei...
Court se pohcha wakeel choot mei...
Court ne laga de Seal Choot mei.
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| yaar suna hay kal kisi nay tumhari kanpati pay gun laga k 2 option diye
jaan do ya gand do
shuker hay tumhari jaan bach gai
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| a couple had khatna of their new born baby..they wanted to celebrate ceremony..then wanted to publish cards but dont know how to write KHATNA and sunnatain in english..so they wrote "cutting ceremony of fucking instrument,everyone is invited"
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Man: kiss karon?
Girl: lipstick kharab ho jaye gi
Man: boobs dabaon?
Girl: T-shirt kharab ho jaye gi
Man: fucking karon?
Girl: periods yar.
Man: now plz dont say "LOOSE MOTIONS HAIN"
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Anso tere niklain tou ankhain meri houn..
Dil tera dharkay to dharkan meri ho...
khuda kare dosti hamari itni ghari ho k
baap tu baney or mehnat hamari ho..hehehe
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| A girl with his boyfriend opened her legs inviting him 2 fuck and asked:
Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga?
He wears a condom n says: Iske baad bhi hogaya to ‘Jadogar
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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