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| A girl with his boyfriend opened her legs inviting him 2 fuck and asked:
Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga?
He wears a condom n says: Iske baad bhi hogaya to ‘Jadogar
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Pehelay haath mein lo .
Phir moon mein lo .
Phir thuk lagao .
Phir Under gusao
Kitna Mushkil hota hai sui mein dhaaga daalna.
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Ek dost nai dosre dost sai kaha: kiya tum nai kabhi kasi aurat kahe mume choose hai.
Dosre dost nai jawab diya: nahin
To phir phelay dost nai kaha khe kya tum phir apne baap khe tatey choose khe bra hua hai kya...
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Taxi driver 2 a woman: u r the thir pregnent woman i m taking 2 d airport 2day.
Woman: bt i m not pregnent.
Driver: we have not reached the airport yet..
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease pamper console worship respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Latest porn releases:shaving private ryan.position impossible. as big as it gets. forest hump. riding miss daisy. starwhores and pornocchio
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than... OHYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER-
YESNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH-
SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH.
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.who opens her heart recives love.who opens her legs recieves happines |
| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| if u were a drum id bang u.if u were a pig id pork u.if u were a flower id root u.if u were a nail id screw u.but cos ur a sweetie ill make love 2 u!
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| I want to suck you... I want to lick you... I wanna move my tongue all over you... I want to feel you in my mouth... that's how u... eat an ice cream...
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| 1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?'
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when theres a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| (_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| (_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A: A woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM:Put ur biggest thing on her hairiest thing. SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what?
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gud! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everyday, gud for u.
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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