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| SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gud! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everyday, gud for u.
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as Lassie!!!
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| American students say:.....people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| American students say:.....people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear.....
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear.....
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose |
| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts!
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN. She teased me till i got an ERICKSON. sucked me till my face went ORANGE till i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS.
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| I hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 69 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom |
| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt! |
| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Peter Peter Pumpkin eater.had a wife & liked to beat her.smacked her twice around da head. F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!
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| Posted on : [02/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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