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Funny Adult SMS and Messages

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Peter Peter Pumpkin eater.had a wife & liked to beat her.smacked her twice around da head. F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!

Posted on : [02/05/2007]

Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam

Mobile # :03004467226

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Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son

Posted on : [02/05/2007]

Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam

Mobile # :03004467226

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Sex is evil and evil's a sin.but sins are forgiven so lets get stuck in!!

Posted on : [02/05/2007]

Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam

Mobile # :03004467226

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Roses are red.voilets are corny.when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!

Posted on : [02/05/2007]

Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam

Mobile # :03004467226

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Of all the babes ur my selection please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

Posted on : [02/05/2007]

Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam

Mobile # :03004467226

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If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?

Posted on : [02/05/2007]

Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam

Mobile # :03004467226

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Wo konsa boy hey jo larki k her part ko choo sakta hey. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Lifeboy. hahahahaha

Posted on : [02/05/2007]

Posted by :anji

Mobile # :03214500972

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• Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

Posted on : [01/05/2007]

Posted by : waqas khawaja

Mobile # :03216024867

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Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.

Posted on : [01/05/2007]

Posted by : waqas khawaja

Mobile # :03216024867

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• A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise ?She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the...

Posted on : [01/05/2007]

Posted by : waqas khawaja

Mobile # :03216024867

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• Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy: Bilkul nahi! Gal: To phir rehne do...

Posted on : [01/05/2007]

Posted by : waqas khawaja

Mobile # :03216024867

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main chat pe khara tha.ik larki i pehle usne dupata otara.

fir kamiz,

fir bra,

fir shalwaar,

fir

fir kya jis taar pe kapre dale the khali ho gai.hehehe!!!

frm:03327408767

frm:03024903662

Posted on : [30/04/2007]

Posted by : M.Wasi ZAM

Mobile # :03226943764

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put

hand

hold

back

with

other

hand

touch

lips

with

lips

taste

how

hot

bas

ziada

romantic

hona

only

cup

TEA.

Posted on : [28/04/2007]

Posted by : sher Abbas

Mobile # :03455855678

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Sardar laughing behind pathan at ATM centre. "HaHa I have seen ur password, Pathan: what is it? Sardar: its 4 stars(****) Pathan: hahaha u r wrong. its 3384.

Posted on : [28/04/2007]

Posted by : sher Abbas

Mobile # :03455855678

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Angry Husband : Aaj tak Tum Kitny logon k Sath Soi Ho ?? Wife : Such Boloon to sirf app k sath soi hon baqi sabhi k sath SARI SARI RAT JAGI HON...

Posted on : [27/04/2007]

Posted by : waqas khawaja

Mobile # :03216024867

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IK MACHAR KI EK MAKHI SY SHADI HO GHI PEHLI RAAT SY HI SHOROO BARBADI HO GHI MACHAR BECHARY KI QISMAT HI LHOOTI THII MAKHI MORTEEN JALA K SOTI THII

Posted on : [27/04/2007]

Posted by : waqas khawaja

Mobile # :03216024867

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Sardar's wife Shouted at midnight : Sardar ji uthoo billa sara doodh pi gya Sardar: Tenoo kini wari aakhya hy qameez pa k soya karo

Posted on : [27/04/2007]

Posted by : waqas khawaja

Mobile # :03216024867

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ek Ashwriya thi deewani si, Shahrukh pe wo marti thi, nazrein jhukake, sharma k Hritik ki galiyon se guzarti thi, chori chori Salman ko chitthiya likha kerti thi, kuch kehna tha shayad Ajay se jane kis se darti thi, jab bhi milti thi Vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi Sher Abbas bhi kaisa hai.

Posted on : [27/04/2007]

Posted by : sher Abbas

Mobile # :03455855678

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hont jub hont se mile tu keya hota hai?

socho

Socho

Tauba kitna bura sochte hain

Moo band

hotahai or keya hota hai?

Posted on : [27/04/2007]

Posted by : sher Abbas

Mobile # :03455855678

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Who's Cool? It's U. Who's Dashing? It's U.Who's Sweetest? It's U. Who's Smart? It's U Who's Heart of Millions? It's U. Zyada uchlo mat, yeh msg mujhe aya tha,

Posted on : [27/04/2007]

Posted by : sher Abbas

Mobile # :03455855678

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Pathan: Meri aulad nahi hot, Dost: ap mazar pr dua karo, Next year Dost: kia hua, Pathan: nhi hoi, Dost: kon se mazar par dua ki thi, Pathan: QAID-E-AZAM k mazar par.

Posted on : [27/04/2007]

Posted by : sher Abbas

Mobile # :03455855678

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