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Pathan: Meri aulad nahi hot, Dost: ap mazar pr dua karo, Next year Dost: kia hua, Pathan: nhi hoi, Dost: kon se mazar par dua ki thi, Pathan: QAID-E-AZAM k mazar par. |
| Posted on : [27/04/2007] |
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Posted by : sher Abbas
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Mobile # :03455855678
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chachi to bhatija: hum chaat ki dukan kholenge, leken gaahak kaise ayenge. Bhatija to chachi: mein advrtsment karunga k '10 rupaye me chachi ki chat lo'. by sher abbas |
| Posted on : [27/04/2007] |
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Posted by : sher Abbas
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Mobile # :03455855678
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| lun tay phudi dhawan gay phudi mari tubi,,,lun tay shoda peetan lag gia hay oiy phudi dubi |
| Posted on : [26/04/2007] |
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Posted by : adnan hassan shah
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Mobile # :0334-7186435
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| Quisten: what is the diffrence bitwean a girl and in a train? answer: when the train comes signal is down... and when the girls comes signal is up....! |
| Posted on : [23/04/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| Afridi made 100 runs from 37 balls.its a simple recod. the real recod was created by king khalid, who made 100 sons from just 2 balls. |
| Posted on : [23/04/2007] |
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Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam
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Mobile # :03004467226
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| sardar ji ne apni biwi ko apne dost ke sath dekha aur apnay dost
ko goli maar di.
sardar ki biwi boli:agar aap ka yehi behaiviour raha to aik din
aap saray dost kho betho gay |
| Posted on : [22/04/2007] |
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Posted by : Shoaib
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Mobile # :03216909553
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| woh aaj bhi humein dekh kar muskurate hain,
ye tu unke bachey hi kamiiney hain jo mamo mamo bolatey hain!
frm:03024903662
frm:03327408767 |
| Posted on : [08/04/2007] |
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Posted by : M.Wasi ZAM
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Mobile # :03226943764
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| I LOVE U
YES I LOVE U ...........
DOCTER SAID PAGALOON KO PYAR SY REKHO. |
| Posted on : [05/04/2007] |
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Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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Mobile # :0302-6372322
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| • A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?"
Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent ho gae
Person : Woh kaise?
sardar JE : Merey betay nay meray condom main sorakh kar dia tha!! |
| Posted on : [13/03/2007] |
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Posted by : khuram
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Mobile # :03336734446
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| • It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah Hir
Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys,
they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we
can have another chance. |
| Posted on : [13/03/2007] |
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Posted by : khuram
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Mobile # :03336734446
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| Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged |
| Posted on : [12/03/2007] |
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Posted by : khuram
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Mobile # :03336734446
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| What a girl wants? A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.who opens her heart recives love.who opens her legs recieves happines
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| Posted on : [12/03/2007] |
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Posted by : khuram
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Mobile # :03336734446
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| 1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?' |
| Posted on : [09/03/2007] |
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Posted by : khuram
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Mobile # :03336734446
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| do ladki apass ma baat kar rahi thi agar ma is car ka neachy a ja tu mujy 3 mah ki cuthi ho jay gi dosri na kaha agar ma is tarach ka neachy a jao 6 mah ki cuthi ho jy gi ek ladka pass sa guzra tu us na kaha agar tum dono meary neachy a jao tu 9 9 mah ki cuti hu jy gi |
| Posted on : [27/02/2007] |
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Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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| ek chota bacha apni pregnant mummy se
bacha: mama ye kya he?
mummy: ye mera payara sa baby he.
bacha:itna he pyara tha tu kha kion gai?
from:03226943764
from:03327408767 |
| Posted on : [27/02/2007] |
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Posted by :m.Wasi ZAM
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Mobile # :03024903662
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| sardar&mrs,in bus
mrs,suno jee pechay wala mary blouse main hath dal raha hea.
sardar.toa chinta mat kar osey kiya pata ke batwa mery pas hea |
| Posted on : [18/02/2007] |
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Posted by :faisal,dubai
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Mobile # :00970503609622
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| Uss ne mere dil mein jagah to bana li,
Maine bhi uss ki tasvir apne dil mein saja li,
Jab woh mujh se aise hi ruth gayi,
To maine uss ki behan pata li.
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| Posted on : [10/02/2007] |
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Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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| Suhaag raat k agley din husband ne biwi se poocha: kal raat tum ne kya feel kya?
Biwi ne jawab diya.
5% pain
5% maza
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90% purani yadien... |
| Posted on : [05/02/2007] |
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Posted by : Shoaib
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Mobile # :03216909553
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| Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.Girl: Aur us dress ka?Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi |
| Posted on : [04/02/2007] |
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Posted by : Shoaib
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Mobile # :03216909553
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| Hello G!
Main Shahrukh Khan bol raha hoon "KO BANEGA KARORPATI" se mere samne aapki girl friend bethi hain jo ke bohat acha khail khail rahi hian, Ab agli awaz unki hogi . . . . . .
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"BACHAO, BACHAO, BACHAO |
| Posted on : [04/02/2007] |
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Posted by : Shoaib
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Mobile # :03216909553
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| He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!! |
| Posted on : [28/01/2007] |
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Posted by : Mohammad Mateen Anwe
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Mobile # :03335150187
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