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| He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!! |
| Posted on : [28/01/2007] |
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Posted by : Mohammad Mateen Anwe
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Mobile # :03335150187
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| aik sardarni se sardar se: ab hamari larki Jawan ho gai hai, is k lie 26 saal ka larka talash karna shuro karo, SADAR: agr 26 ka aik na mila to 13 , 13 k do le aaon????? |
| Posted on : [24/01/2007] |
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Posted by : fatima
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Mobile # :03345521840
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Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?Father : No. Why do you ask that?Son : Well, where did you get mummy then? |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam: "Haan gaya." Boy: "Dard hua kya?" Madam: "Bahut hua" Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!" |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping and is responsible for making love? It's.............................................HEART. |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.on their first night both were crying. why???coz she didn ' t know anything, and he had forgotten everything |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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Whats the difference btween a microwave oven and a woman? A microwave oven doesn't scream when u put a piece of meat in it. |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & sex, love is respect and trust, accepting person with open legs and closed eyes, wet lips saying "push it more.." |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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What is the difference between secretary & private secretary? Ans: secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR. |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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The 'F' rule:
- Find her...,
Friend her...,
Flirt her...,
Finger her...,
Fuck her...,
Forget her. |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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What do u get when u have sex with a judge, banker & architect?
Judge- Honourable discharge.
Banker- Premature withdrawal. Architect- Illegal erection. |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God please close your eyes. |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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Woman complaining to dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled!" Dentist: Decide so I can adjust the chair accordingly..! |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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Once a elephant asked a camel:"Why do u have boobs on ur back?"Camel replied:"thats a fucking good question from someone with a dick on his face." |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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Mian aur bibi me bhayanak jhagda ho gaya.
Miya gusse se titmilata hua chillaya- gaand maar doonga!!!
Bibi boli:"Aage ki to sochte nahin, bus peeche pade rehte ho.." |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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Voices by different countries women during sex...
USA : Yeah.....Yeah....
UK : C'mon baby.....
India: Uyi Maa...
Pak : Bas Karo Shaikh sahab.... |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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Voices by different countries women during sex...
USA : Yeah.....Yeah....
UK : C'mon baby.....
India: Uyi Maa...
Pak : Bas Karo Shaikh sahab.... |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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| Dentist didnt get erection on wedding night so he used finger. Wife: What's this? Nothing honey, just a temporary filling. |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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| A dentist was caught raping a girl.next day headline..DNTIST CAUGHT FILIN WRONG CAVITY.. |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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| Legs utha ke karo, Tange faila ke karo, Ghuma ghuma ke karo, Aage peechey dono taraf karo, Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga Oye I'm talking abt Yoga |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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Professor : What Does that "V" on Your T-Shirt Stand for?
College Girl : "Virgin".
Professor : R you a Virgin?
College Girl : Well, it's a 5 Years Old TShirt. |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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