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Funny Adult SMS and Messages

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Professor : What Does that "V" on Your T-Shirt Stand for?
College Girl : "Virgin".
Professor : R you a Virgin?
College Girl : Well, it's a 5 Years Old TShirt.

Posted on : [18/01/2007]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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Sardarji'S wife's Pregnancy Re_port
SHE WAS NOT PREGNANT, IT WAS GAS PROBLAM.
Sardarji DISAPPOINTED. HEY BHAGWAN MUJHE LUND DIYA KE HAWA BHARNE KA PUMP DIYA

Posted on : [18/01/2007]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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SEX:
Age8-ignore it..
age18-explore it.
age28-enjoy it..
38-ask 4 it..
48-beg 4 it..
58-pay 4 it..
68-pray 4 it..
78-forget it..
88-AB MAR JA KAMEENE....

Posted on : [18/01/2007]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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Sex is like nokia (connecting people) like nike (just do it) like pepsi (ask for more) and like samsung (everybody is invited). -

Posted on : [18/01/2007]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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8 men were raping a woman. The woman was laughing nonstop. So after sometime the men got bugged & ask her y is she laughng. She replies "o kanjro mainu Aids
hai"

Posted on : [18/01/2007]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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All eggs in women decided to fight against sperms.They waited with guns in the pussy. That night no 1 came. Suddenly 1 shouted: Humla Peeche se hua hai(attack is from behind )

Posted on : [18/01/2007]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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Sex ki laagi lagan Mallika ho gayi nagan wo gali gali apne nipple dikhane lagi Na to choose koi,na dabae koi wo to chodo chodo chilane lagi.

Posted on : [18/01/2007]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have? Divorce proceedings, most likely.

Posted on : [18/01/2007]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh kar ladkiyan zor se hasnelagi.
Masterji bole: ZYADA HEHE KI TO 'BAHAR NIKAL KE KHADA KAR DUNGA'

Posted on : [18/01/2007]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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Husband: Darling good night
Wife: Aise kaise good night ? Pehle band kar light, phir lun kar tight, dubake kar fight, jab nikal jaye white, then I feel right, phir good night.

Posted on : [18/01/2007]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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1 totla auto driver 3 girls ko leja raha tha.
Police: inko kahan leja raha hai.
Driver: 1 ko hostel mein chodunga,
1 ko market mein chodunga
aur ek ko ghar pe chodunga
Girls: Kya bakwas kar rahe ho.
Driver: Chup chap baithi raho varna yahin CHOD dunga

Posted on : [18/01/2007]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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zindagi ke kuch kadve sach.
1. Apni biwi aur gaadi doosre ko doge to thukk kar hi vapis aayegi.
2. Chuut aur daaru kabhi jhoothi nahi hoti.
3. Nayi chuut aur bhoot kismat walon ko hi dikhte hain.
4. Sex aur tax aadmi ko pagal bana dete hain.
5. Pani aur lund apna rasta khud bana lete hain.

Posted on : [18/01/2007]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again.

Posted on : [18/01/2007]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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Frnd like u is nt like "BOOBS",
coz evry1 sucks thm,
Nt like "FUDI",
coz it tears,
frnd like u is like "LUND" coz it alwys Stands wen needed

Posted on : [18/01/2007]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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What is the meaning of ladki ?

Guess-Guess

Ek baar aur soch le?

Haar gaya
to sun

L - lun
A - andar
D - dalwane
K - ki
I - industry

Posted on : [18/01/2007]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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Pati patni ne sex ka code rakha - kapde dhona
Pati: Kapde dhone hain, machine khali hai ?
Patni: Nahi, abhi 1/2 ghanta ruk jao.
Patni: (1/2 ghante baad): Aajao ab kapde dhoyen.
Pati: Rehne do, maine haath se dho liye

Posted on : [18/01/2007]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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MADAM : Woh kaun si cheej hai jise hum dekh sakte hai per Choo nahi sakte...?
Boy : Madam aapke Mumme....

Posted on : [18/01/2007]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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Call girls ka chota sex Recharge! "FULL CHUDAAI" sirf 50Rs. "UNGLI" dalna hai sirf 20Rs. DABANA" hai sirf 10Rs. "Girl Friend MEHNGI PADH JAYEGI"....

Posted on : [18/01/2007]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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A Couple havin sex on upper berth in train, by chance bra fals down on santa, he says: O paji ye kya kiya, doodh aapne piya, aur packet hamare upar phaink diy
a.

Posted on : [18/01/2007]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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Ladkevale: Hamara beta PWD mein clrk hai. 5000 pagar aur UPAR se 25000 kamata hai.
Ladkiwale: Hamari beti nurse hai. 3000 pagar aur NEEECHE se 30000 kamati h
ai.

Posted on : [18/01/2007]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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Kal Khabar Mili k Raat ko 4 Gundo ne Tumari Kanpati pe Banduk rakh k Kaha "Jaan de ya Gaand de". Aaj jaanke achcha laga ki tum Zinda ho DoSt!!!

Posted on : [18/01/2007]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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