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Kal Khabar Mili k Raat ko 4 Gundo ne Tumari Kanpati pe Banduk rakh k Kaha "Jaan de ya Gaand de". Aaj jaanke achcha laga ki tum Zinda ho DoSt!!!
Posted on : [18/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Have u heard about skoda has launched a model "laura", the new car the only problem is what will an ilitrate driver do when memsaab asks "driver laura nikalo".
Posted on : [18/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Istri ka sabse garam part konsa hota hai......
                                                  Niche wala

Garam hoga tabhi kapde press honge.
Dirty mind,thinks dirty !
Posted on : [18/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Teacher: Who is Sania Mirza? Student: Tennis player.Teacher: Good! Who is Mallika Sherawat? Student: Penis Player!!
Posted on : [18/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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"Mum,i wanNa wear bra""CANNOT""But mum,i"m 15already""CANNOT""But mum,sisw0re it when shewas 15""U CANNOT,U STUPID B0Y!!"
Posted on : [18/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Q- What's the difference Between. 1.CALLGIRL- 2.GIRLFRIEND & 3.WIFE
1>CALLGIRL- PREPAID 2>GIRLFRIEND- POSTPAID
3>WIFE- 999 lifetime.
Posted on : [18/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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A kid by chance peeps into his parents' bedroom n is shocked at wat he sees!
He shouts at his mom-And u punish me for just sucking the thumb!???????
Posted on : [18/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Girl 2 her boss:  im being sexualy harrased.
BOSS:How?
GIRL:This guy comes in every morning n says ur hair smells great!
B:Whats d prblm in that?
G:He's just 3ft tall.
Posted on : [18/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Do chhote Sardar khel rahe the. Ek ko condom mila...
1st - Dekh Oye Gubbara...
2nd - Oye ye Gubbara nahi...Ye to papa ki lulli ka moja hai.
Posted on : [18/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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A good lecture should be like a Girl's mini skirt.Long enough to cover the subject & short enough to create interest!
Posted on : [18/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha,"Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?"
BIWI Boli, "Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai...
Posted on : [18/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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 Jab hum pite hai...to tufano ka rukh mod diya karte hai..tumari kya capacity hai?jitni tum pite ho..utni to hum gilaso me chod diya karte he...
Posted on : [18/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
Posted on : [16/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
Posted on : [16/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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 Learn from your parents' mistakes - Use birth control!


Posted on : [16/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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 Do you know why girls don't keep thier mobiles in shirt pocket?B'coz can't get signals near hills & mountains
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Why do 99%
of the girls
have a bigger left breast?
because,...
99% Of the
guys are
right handed...
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Quotes
1) if u dont believe in oral sex then keep ur mouth shut.
2) opinion is like an ass hole. Everyone has one.
3) to avoid rape, say yes...
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Snow White & the 6 Zarafas Had Sex
Snow White: I'm Sad n Frustrated
Zararfs: Why?
She Cried n Said:
I Want 6 inches 1 time
Not 1 inch
6 times!...
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Most difficult GOLF COURSE in this world?'WOMEN'!No matter how many strokes or what style u play,ur balls will never go in.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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A sexy & Attractive Female Employee meets her Boss & says:
Sir! Will you please Remove something from my Breast?
Boss: wOw! What is that?
Girl: Sir Your eyes...
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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