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A sexy & Attractive Female Employee meets her Boss & says:
Sir! Will you please Remove something from my Breast?
Boss: wOw! What is that?
Girl: Sir Your eyes...
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Possible slogans for promoting Condoms -
1. If u go into heat, cover your Meat.
2. Wrap it in Foil before checking her oil.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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MALLIKA ne jab chirag ko ghisa,to usme se BHOOT nikala aur bola "kya hukum?"
MALLIKA:"Meri PYAAS bhuja do."
BHOOT says"7up se...ya 7inch se..
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Girl curiously touched long penis of horse who jumped & ran away. Owner of horse came & said: Now u touch my penis also, I've to catch him.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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IS AANE VALI THAND ME APKO
GHARWALI,BAHARWALI,SABJIWALI,PADOSWALI, COLLEGEWALI, DOODHWAALI,
KAMWALI,
FULWALI
sab ki GARMI mile...?!
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Q: Define Bra?
A: A modern device used for
the upliftment of the down fallen ones.
Shakspearean words : Under shoulder boulder holder
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Men were born from between the legs of a woman yet men spend all their life & time trying to go back between the same legs. WHY? Coz there's no place like home!
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Boyfrnd asks girlfrnd: How much Calcium is there in women's BREAST.
Girlfrnd :Women's BREAST has enough calcium 2 help a Man's boneless thing stand up.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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 A man called his 4th wife - Baby doll,
3rd wife - China doll,
2nd wife - Barbie doll &
1st wife - Guess What ?
- Panadol
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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One day, DUREX complained to KOTEX:" Every time u work, I gotta 7 days off!"
KOTEX retorted:"Whenever u make a mistake during work, I gotta
take 9 months leave"
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Girl: Mom,is it true that babies come out from same place where the boys put their penis?
Mom: yes. Girl: oh that means my baby will come out from my MOUTH?
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Kissing at
TOP..
Fingering at
MIDDLE..
Firing at
BOTTOM..
Yes u r
RIGHT..
"CIGARETTE"
"Smoking is
Injurious
To health."
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Which dialogue is more suitable 4 milk ad..
Afridi's "Main daily 8 ltr milk pita hoon aur 2 km daudta hu"
<<<OR>>>
Sania's "Mein daily 2 ltr milk piti hoon aur 8 ltr deti hu
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Ugly woman walks into shop with 2 sons,man asks if they're twins. Woman says no,1 is 7 yrs other12,
y did u ask?
Man replies"cant believe someone fucked u twice.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Q: Why women wear bra & panty with flowers printed on them?
A: To pay tribute to men who got burrid at these two places.


Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Attendnce..
Pappu..
present sir
MUNNA..
present sir
PANDU..
present sir
GANDU..
GANDU...
button kya daba raha hai PRESENT bol.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Uff!
Dabao na!
Zor se!
Aisa karo..
apni pant nikalo!
Meri kurti bhi..!
Ab zor se..
Tight hai!
Or zor se!
Ooh!
Ho gaya!
Suit-case band!
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Husband tells wife:u have a big bum like a tandoor.At night he asks his wife 2 have sex.Wife said:forget it.why light a big tandoor for one small kabab
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Outside a Pub, a sardar asks a gal : shall we have sex tonite ?
Girl: do u mind if i'm on my menstrual cycle..?
Sardar: "oye its ok.. even i'm on my bajaj pulsar!


Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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SARDAR in USA was Masturbating looking at the Sky.
Friend asked:Hey,what R U doing?He replied: Fucking my wife in Punjab via satellite.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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MeN ALWAYS say "I LOVE YOU" to GiRLS but!!whats the true meaning of this?
"I" am
"L"ooking
"O"ut 4
"V"aginal
"E"ntry
"Y"ou must take
"O"ff ur
"U"nderwear!
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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