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MeN ALWAYS say "I LOVE YOU" to GiRLS but!!whats the true meaning of this?
"I" am
"L"ooking
"O"ut 4
"V"aginal
"E"ntry
"Y"ou must take
"O"ff ur
"U"nderwear!
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Condom slogans:
1. Cover your stumps b4 u hump
2. Don't be silly, protect your willy
3. She won't get sick if U cover your dick


Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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The fifa board has decided dat girls should b GOAL KEEPERS for soccer world cup,coz no matter how wide they open,they never let d balls in.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch.. The fifa board has decided dat girls should b GOAL KEEPERS for soccer world cup,coz no matter how wide they open,they never let d balls in.


Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Q: Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman?s body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy?
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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World Health Orgnization says: All medicines have SIDE effects. Only Viagra has the FRONT effect!....!.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Sex is good,
sex is fine,
doggy style or 69,
just for fun or getting
paid everyone loves
getting laid.
u?ll get laid.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Roses are red,
Pickles are green.
I love your legs
and
whats in between
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Press down??
down more??
ok??
more??
yes??
ahh??.
yes??
almost there??
yeah??
oh shit??
harder??
so good!
Yeah,
that?s
textual intercourse!

 
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Women r the best Engines: Accepts any size of Piston, are self Lubricating, start up with a Finger, automatic oil change every 4 week
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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A friend like u is not like boobs coz everyone sucks them. Not like vagina coz it tears. You r like a penis coz it always stands when needed

 
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Cricketer describing a nude girl: There is no cover,there is no extra cover, there 2 silly points, 2 fine legs & a deep gully, with little grass on pitch.


Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Whenever u feel low, depressed or useless, remember that u r the same sperm that won a battle against a million others???????

 
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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