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| love is life
who is your wife
when she will sacrifice
i will make her my wife
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| Posted on : [06/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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| Ek lady aik bazurg k paun choo k boli baba ji koi change mat deo,
Baba ge: o bibi brazier pa k aaya kro hildey mummy vekh k te babe di apni mat waj jaandi aye................. |
| Posted on : [06/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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| Har mard ki life dekho to
Without shadi SPIDERMAN
Shadi k time SUPERMAN
Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN
or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN/////////////........ |
| Posted on : [06/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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| Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai. |
| Posted on : [05/09/2008] |
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Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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Mobile # :9873082252
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Hi my name iz Maria,ilove boyz so much . I also love 4 sex………..
If any one wants to make frend ship wid me ,mu cell no iz
****03443304160****
Plz mujh se khub sexy bateen karna……ok
byyyyyyyyyyy
80375 |
| Posted on : [03/08/2008] |
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Posted by :Maria
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Mobile # :03443304160
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| Judg 2 pthan kia mujy wo jaga dikha skty he jaha apki bv k sath rap kia gya,
pthan ny apni bv ki sari upr uthai underwer nechy kia or bola
my lord yahan. |
| Posted on : [14/07/2008] |
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Posted by : Ahsmal
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Mobile # :03227294652
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| sardar & his wife in the bus .
wife :
sardar ji wekho pichye wala meri braa wich hath panda
sardar :
ous bewaqoof nu ki pata k btwa te mere kool aa . |
| Posted on : [04/07/2008] |
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Posted by :naveed ahmed
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Mobile # :0097336732205
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| Koun Banega Krorepati
Shahrukh ne SHOAIB se pochha:
"Sex Karte Waqt tmari BV kesi Awaaz nikaalti hai?"
A: Ahhh!
B: ui maa!
C: Thora Dhere
D: Ab bas!
SHOAIB: I want 2 Phone my Friend. |
| Posted on : [22/06/2008] |
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Posted by :SHOAIB karachi85
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Mobile # :032-32566152
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| 2 girls: yaar jab hum susu karti hain to itni awaz Q aati hai larko ki awaz Q nhi aati
dosri larki:pagal larko kay aagay silencer
laga hota hai |
| Posted on : [07/05/2008] |
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Posted by : aajzji
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Mobile # :03004743655
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| Son meets father in Heera mandi.
Son: Papa ap aur yahan? Father: Bas beta ab 200 - 300 Rs ki cheez k lye teri maan k nakhray nahi uthaye jatay ab. |
| Posted on : [04/05/2008] |
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Posted by : Shan e Ali
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Mobile # :03334758973
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| 6 birds were sitting on a tree.A hunter saw that and shot over tree.5 birds flew away. but one bird was sitting.Y...?........Kobbu....nintara! |
| Posted on : [18/02/2008] |
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Posted by :rajesh
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Mobile # :9980599682
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| aap aik brllant beautiful genius smart nice good looking intelligent respectful kind ideal larki ka smspar raheho. |
| Posted on : [11/02/2008] |
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Posted by :wajiha
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Mobile # :03332364029
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| jab i na y ko pyar kia.to night ko sleeping chor diya .tara fece ki gentle bauty na .mara kind heart ko phor diya |
| Posted on : [11/02/2008] |
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Posted by :wajiha
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Mobile # :03462264227
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| dil ka dard ko zuba par lata nahi......hum apni aankhon sa ansu bahate nahi...... zakhemchahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho ...... hummm [dettol] k siva kuch laagate nahi. |
| Posted on : [11/02/2008] |
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Posted by :wajiha
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Mobile # :03462002026
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| mujnu ko laila ka sms nahi aiya .mujnu na 3din se khana nahi khaya . mujnu marna wala tha laila ka pyar mai . aur laila bethi thi sms free hone ke intezar mai. |
| Posted on : [11/02/2008] |
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Posted by :wajiha
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Mobile # :03462264227
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| aap aik brillant beautiful genius smart nice good looking intelligent respectful kind ideal larki ka sms par rahe ho |
| Posted on : [11/02/2008] |
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Posted by :wajiha
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Mobile # :03462264227
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| Forest. I still as proud magnificent I noticed Now, stretching rich flavor. A huge |
| Posted on : [08/02/2008] |
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Posted by :homegosteven
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| Ek baar jaan mang k to dehko,
Ek Baar Yaad kr k to dehko,
agar hum na aayen,
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Samajh Lena,
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SHEHZADA so raha hai
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MOBLIR silent per hai!
Muhammad Sohaib(03457560923)
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| Posted on : [03/02/2008] |
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Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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| Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai.
Apun dono ki dosti eik dum jhakas hona mangta hai.
Jhakas boley to...Apun hira tu moti,
Apun sabji tu roti, apun pani tu tanki, apun tarzan tu monkey.
Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha...
Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha...
Chah kar bhi aapne use nahi mara...
Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha.
Tumne mere dil se khela,
Tumne mere tan se khela,
Tumne mere man se khela,
... Wah Wah Well Played.
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun "Sa Law" kehta hai?
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge?
Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..
MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.
Pati patni se:- kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul gobar jaisa swad hai.
Patni(matha peet te hue)Hey bhagwan!Na jane inhone kya-kya khaKe dekhahai.
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| Posted on : [20/01/2008] |
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Posted by : ashiq hussain
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Mobile # :00923003202001
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| 85Year virgin dying lady wanted her grave to read"Born Virgin Lived Virgin Died Virgin".The sculptor shortened it to"PARCEL RETURNED UNOPENED |
| Posted on : [23/11/2007] |
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Posted by : Mian Imran
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Mobile # :03334605334
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| hasena janiiiiiiiiiiiii....
www.noorclinic.com |
| Posted on : [16/11/2007] |
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Posted by :tania
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Mobile # :03022183722
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