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| What is the resemblance between men and clouds?
Eventually they fuck-off and then it is a lovely day….!“
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| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| How do you know when a man has diabetes in the worst degree?
When he masturbates, he shoots candyfloss!
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| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?
She wants to be the first lady
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| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
When the big hand is on the little hand
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| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Why did the bald head man’s trouser pockets have holes in it?
So that he every now and then can pull his fingers thru his hair.
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| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Granny gets on to her bicycle…her little grandson asked her: ”Where are you going to, Granny?“ She replied:“ to the graveyard, my boy“. Grandson: “but who is going to bring the bicycle back?“ |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
Hugh Grant
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| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Do you know why Monica L got a stain on her dress?
She didn't keep her mouth shut for Bill Clinton.
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| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking, she's going to eat me.
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| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| What do a virgin and Tupperware have in common?
They both have a tight seal.
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| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
Getting fingered by Captain Hook
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| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Why do blondes always drink with straws?
They practice sucking!
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| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A couple had an argument whilst driving and then passed a pigfarm. Husband asked sarcastically: Relatives of yours?“ wife responded. ”Yip, my in-laws!“ |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
Because they both drip when they're fucked
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| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
More leg-room!
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| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Female girlfriend to her blonde girlfriend: ”I went for a pregnancy test today.“ Blonde girlfriend asked: ”Oh, and was the test difficult?“
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| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Little boy asks his spinster aunt: ”Why have you never married?“ she replied: ”because I have a parrot, a dog and a cat. They are just like a man, the parrot swears like a man, the dog farts continuously like a man and the cat strays at night, like a man!“ |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Family is spending the day on Nudist beach when little girl asks her mother:" Mommy why are some uncles' totty droopy and others are standing up?" Mother: " because the more clever the uncle is the stiffer is his totty." Little girl listened as absorbed. Later she came back to her monther and mother asked her whether she has seen her father when girl replied: "He is standing talking to a auntie and I think Daddy is getting very clever."
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| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Policeman: "Lady, I am arresting you for prostitution." Woman:"But Sir, I am not selling sex, I am selling condoms for $90- each, with a free demonstration!"
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| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Two 90year olds have been dating for a while and decided to have sex. As they lay there afterwards in the glow, the old chap thinks to himself: ‘ my goodness if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been more gentle’. The old doll lay there thinking: ’my goodness if I knew the old chap could actually get it up, I would have taken my tights off.
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| The little Japanese girl has not had sex for some time. One night she is lucky and met up with SAM who agreed to have sex with her. Whilst having raw sex she farted and said: ” Solly solly but front hole so happy, back hole is laughing loud!“ |
| Posted on : [30/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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