Celebrity Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) jab reshman jawan the tb

jab reshman jawan the

tb hum bache the

ab jab sheela jawan hai

to hum buhre ho gaye

qaim ali shah ro pare interview de kar sindh me

 

(2) Jinay Karachi Nai Vekhya

Jinay Karachi Nai Vekhya O 'Marya' Nai,

Jinay Murree Nai Vekhya O 'Thharya' Nai,

Jinay Multan Nai Vekhya O 'Sarrhya' Nai,

Jinay Sindh Nai Vekhya O 'Dubya' Nai,

Jinay Zardari Nai Vekhya O 'Lutya' Nai,

Jinay Shehbaz Nai Vekhya O 'Dangya' Nai,

Jinay Nawaz Nai Vekhya O 'Nassya' Nai,

Tey...

Jinay Altaf Nai Vekhya O 'Hassya' Nai!

(3) BUSH baraa chalak hai......

BUSH baraa chalak hai....... 9 bachoon ka bap hai.. BUSH. bara nirala hai .10wa bhi aanay wala hai........waise aapus ki baat hai.........is sab main USAMA ka haath hai

(4) TEACHER: Kisi B Ghar K

TEACHER:



Kisi B Ghar Ki Rakhwali K Liye Kutta Sb Se Best Janwar Hai



STDNT:



Is Ka Mtlb Hamara Mulk Mehfooz Hy?



Teacher:



Nahi,



Nasal Nasal me bhi Farq hota hai.

(5) Ahmed FARAZ vs WASI Shah

Ahmed FARAZ vs WASI Shah

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1. Urte hue parindon ko koi qaid nhi kr skta "Faraaz"

Jo apne hote hain woh khud he loat aate hein..!

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Wasi reply to Faraaz



.



Na rakh Umeed-E-Wafa kisi parindy se "WASI"

Jab par nikl aatay hain apna hi Aashyana bhool jaty hain.

 

(6) President Zardari is an Hon

President Zardari is an Honest, disciplined,faithful,nice and a patriotic person,

We all love him very much.

.

.

.

Chal hun tu latifa suna???

(7) Go Musharaf Go Ki Kamyabi K

Go Musharaf Go Ki Kamyabi K Bad

Ek Nai Tehreek Chalne Ja Rahi Hai

Jis Mein Awam Nangay Ho Kar

Jaloos Mein Pichwara Hela Kar Nara Lagainge



“LO Zardari LO”



;-)

(8) PPP VS MQM PPP: Tum kitne

PPP VS MQM

PPP: Tum kitne bhutto maroge har ghar se Bhutto niklega.

MQM:Har ghar main Saathi bhejeinge phir p0nka bhutto niklega.

(9) Ek Owrat Bache ko le kar Na

Ek Owrat Bache ko le kar Najomi ke pas gai

Owrat:Ye Bacha bara ho K kia bany ga?

NAJOMI ne bachey

K samne 1 kitab

Sharab ki bottle or pesay rkhey or kaha in me se 1 cheez uthao!



Bchay ne Kitab

baghal me dabai

Bottle monh se lagai or

Pesay jaib me daal k bhag gaya

NAJOOMI:Ye

Kamina "Zardari"

baney ga.

(10) Famous Pakistani Actress ME

Famous Pakistani Actress MERRA is Opening A



College



The name Of College Is



Woman College For Boys