(1) sWeEt. .RoCkS. .0346.2602773..
sWeEt. .RoCkS. .0346.2602773..





sWeEt. .RoCkS. .0346.2602773.. >>
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(2) We introducing natural herbal
We introducing natural herbal Product for ladies,smartness in just 60 days.in reasonable price

and For Boys,natural herbal product for weight/ >>
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(3) No me , no life
Know me
No me , no life

Know me, Know life

03313778467 >>
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(4) Hum ne waqt se buhat w
Hum ne waqt se buhat wafa ki lekin . Waqt hum se bewafa kar gaya . Kuch to hamare naseeb bure the kuch logo ka >>
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(5) ~~~~~~ History Of 1st ApriL!!!
~~~~~~ History Of 1st ApriL!!!! Spain per jab kabza hoya to musalmano se esaaiyon ne Ya wada ker k bahri Jahazz main sawar kiya k musalmano ko hifazat >>
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(6) Us k na hone se kuch nai badla
Us k na hone se kuch nai badla



ye suraj b wahin se nikalta hai



Asman per taare b chamakte hain



or chand k >>
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(7) Us k na hone se kuch nai badla
Us k na hone se kuch nai badla



ye suraj b wahin se nikalta hai



Asman per taare b chamakte hain



or chand k >>
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(8) Sher arz kya hai Tail ditta c
Sher arz kya hai
Tail ditta cycle di chain nu.
Wah! Wah!
Zara ghor farmain gi
Tail dita cycle di chain nu.
.
.
.
niklo chaudrio tuwadi paen nu >>
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(9) Humara khwab bhooka nanga Punj
Humara khwab bhooka nanga Punjab
her qadam
khud kushi ki jaanib
baat to ehsaas ki hai.
Cycle per mohar lagayain @ ch. Azab-e-elahi. >>
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(10) Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezi

Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.

Medicinez,

Roads,

Bridge,

Aeroplane,

Tarbela Dam,

And Finally,

General P >>
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(11) President: Shetani Prime M
President:
Shetani

Prime Minister:
Gillani

Army Chief:
Kiyani

Speaker:
Zanaani

Aata Na Roti

Bijli Na Paani

Wah Re Pakitani

Te >>
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(12) Musharaf: Agar mey Plane s

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?
Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.
Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?
Adviser: 2 ka bh >>
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(13) In Zardarion say dosti ach

In Zardarion say dosti achhi nahi Faraz,
Tu Sadar-e-Pakistan hay kuchh to khayal kar ! >>
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(14) Bari moochhon wala Zardari bhi
Bari moochhon wala Zardari bhi ab decent ho gaya,
jo pehlay tha Mr.10 per cent ab Cent per Cent ho gaya ! >>
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(15) Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota n
Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ??

wah wah

Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ???

Akhir jootay k >>
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(16) Pakistan senator is paying 0.5
Pakistan senator is paying 0.5million rupees for the man who throw the shoes on BUSH.

And now boli lag raha hai os jote par.
Send your friends and >>
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(17) (’.')> <\ _/”_ BäL
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BäLLE BäLLE

DuZz DuZz

DuZz DuZz

NA EID MUBARAK

NA BIRTH DAY NA NEW YEAR MUBARAK

SiRF Or SiRF BUSH kO “JoTA” >>
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(18) Barack Obama, John McCain, and
Barack Obama, John McCain, and Bill Clinton are on a ship in the Persian Gulf. The ship hits a mine and begins to sink. Obama says: “Women and childre >>
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(19) A teacher asked her 6th grade
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, >>
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(20) What do George Bush’s wife and
What do George Bush’s wife and the American flag have in common?
They both go down in the name of the president. >>
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(21) HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A P
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it ‘Barack Obama’.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
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(22) John McCain, Hillary Clinton,
John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, “Do you think you deserve to >>
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(23) Hillary, Obama and Edwards wal
Hillary, Obama and Edwards walk into a bar. The bartender says, what will you have?

Hillary ducks out to call her advisors. Edwards looks around th >>
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(24)

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p< >>
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(25)

Devils went to Court to Pro

Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,< >>
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