Larka Vs Larki Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Boy: Hamaray pyar k baray m

Boy: Hamaray pyar k baray main kisi ko mat batana…

Girl: Amber ko Zaror bataongi.

Boy: Kyun?

Girl: Woh kehti thi Koi Gadha he tujhse pyar karega.

(2) Girl: HUM Kahan Ja Rahe H

Girl:

HUM Kahan Ja Rahe Hain?



Boy:



Long Drive Par



Girl:



Wow

Pehle Kyun Nai Batya



Boy:



Mjhe B Abhi Pata

Chala Hai



Girl:Kaisay



BoY:Break Nai lag rhi:-)

(3) Ek larki larke se agar

Ek larki larke se

agar tum ne mujhe dhund leya to hum kiss kren ge

larka: agar na dhund ska to?

larki : esa to na kaho plz main darwazy kay pechey hi chupi hon gii

(4) 1 larka larki ko utha k l

1 larka

larki ko utha k le gya

jab rape KRNy laga to bola

apny boyfriend ko

kaho k teri izzat bachaiy

larki boli: tum apna kam kro us Gando ko sms paRNy do

(5) Boy:- Tumhari Qameez Phati

Boy:- Tumhari Qameez Phati Hui He,





Girl:- Nahi Ye To Fashion He,







Boy:- Wah G Wah..

Khud Phaaro To Fashion..

Ham Phaaren To Police Station..

(6) Larrka: larrkia pepsi ki

Larrka:

larrkia pepsi ki botal ki tara hoti hy.jitna peo itna zida maza deti hy.





Larrki jl kar boli:

Larkay juce k dabbay ki tara hoty hy.jb maza anay lagta hy to khatam hojaty h

(7) [NEWS ALERT] Ek sarwe

[NEWS ALERT]



Ek sarwe se ye bat sabat hui he k

Larke larkyo se zyada nek hein



report k mutabik

jb bhi koi larka kisi larki ko dekhta he to us ki zuban se foran ye lfz ada hote hein



(Masha Allah)

(subhan Allah)

Kitni pyari larki he

(8) Bus Stop Par Larka Larki Se

Bus Stop Par Larka Larki Se Bola: Sendil To Boht Achi Pehni Hai.



Larki: Utar Kar Dikhaoon Kiya ?,





Larka: Lo... Is Se Zyada Achi To Qameez Pehni Hai...

(9) Itna Qareeb Aao K Ji Bhar K De

Itna Qareeb Aao K Ji Bhar K Dekh Lein,

Shayad K Phir Milo To Ye Zoq-e-Nazar Na Ho.

Aaye Ho Ab K Jo Tum To Aik Shab Qayaam Kr Lo,

Shayad K Phir Guzar Ho To Mera Ghar Na Ho,

Mumkin Hai K Tarteeb-e-Waqt Main Aisa B Lamha Aaye.

K Dastak Ko Tera Hath Uthey Aur Mera Dar Na Ho..

(10) Larka: Hum 36 Behan Bhai Hain

Larka:
Hum 36 Behan Bhai Hain

Larki:
Kya Aap K Ghar Family Planning Walay Nahi Aaye?

Larka:
Aaye Thay,
School Samajh K Wapas Chalay Gaye...