(4) It’s funny when people dis


It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
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(5) Telling a lie is Fault 4


Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

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(6) He: Yes. At last. It was s


He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! >>
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(7) A good marriage would be b


A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne

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(8) Q: During Marriage ceremon


Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!
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(9) Man : Is there any way for


Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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(10) After a quarrel, a husband


After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and did >>
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(11) True relatives always sta


True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

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(12) Man at medical store:I nee


Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t k >>
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(13) Before Marriage:- He: y


Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
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(14) Why Government do NOT all


Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
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(15) Lawyer: “What was the firs


Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And >>
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(16) The most effective way 2


The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.

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(17) Only true friends stand by u
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding. >>
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(18) Banta owned a factory. He


Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men ar >>
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(19) Before marriage: Roses ar


Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Pa >>
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(20) Q: If marriages are made i


Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!

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(21) Boy friend is fun, & Hus


Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is >>
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(22) A person who surrenders wh


A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT >>
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(23) Most successful Happy married
Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
“Yet to be seen” >>
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(24) *Love b4 Marriage* Janu…t


*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…

*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
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(25) Marriage is like a public


Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

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(26) Golden Rule:- ‘To be happy wi
Golden Rule:-
‘To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to unde >>
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