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It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE
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It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
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( 2 )
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little b
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Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
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He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to
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He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! >> |
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( 5 )
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is t
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Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!
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( 6 )
Man : Is there any way for long life
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Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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( 7 )
After a quarrel, a husband said to h
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and did >> |
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( 8 )
True relatives always
stand behind
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True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
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( 9 )
Man at medical store:I need poison
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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t k >> |
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Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast
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Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
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( 11 )
Why Government do NOT
allow a Man t
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Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
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Lawyer: “What was the first thing yo
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Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And >> |
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Banta owned a factory.
He issued or
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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men ar >> |
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Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky
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Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
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( 18 )
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gu
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Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is >> |
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A person who surrenders when he’s WR
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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT >> |
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( 21 )
*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to
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*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…
*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
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( 22 )
Marriage is like a public toilet
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Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
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Golden Rule:-
‘To be happy with a man,
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Golden Rule:-
‘To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to unde >> |
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