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Government ne ilan key he k aainda chand
Government ne ilan key he k aainda chand rose me

garmi shaded hone ka andeshah he lehaza

tamam LARKIYON se gozarish he k wo apna
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Government ne ilan key he k aainda chand
Government ne ilan key he k aainda chand rose me garmi shaded hone ka andeshah he lehaza tamam LARKIYON se gozarish he k wo apna

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A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:
A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:



Rote Howay



Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?



Boss: Nahi To!

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Raat ko sirf 3 Tarah Ki Makhlook Jagti h
Raat ko sirf 3 Tarah Ki Makhlook Jagti hain





Bhoot:

Insano ko darane keliye





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Insano >>
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Q:Woh Konsi 3 Raaten hoti hain ju Aurto
Q:Woh Konsi 3 Raaten hoti hain ju Aurto pai bhari hoti hain..

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Beta: Papa Kya Raat ko Mama Murgiyon ko
Beta: Papa Kya Raat ko Mama Murgiyon ko Daana Daalti Hain Kya?





Baap: Nahin Beta Kyon?







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Beta: Papa Kya Raat ko Mama Murgiyon ko
Beta: Papa Kya Raat ko Mama Murgiyon ko Daana Daalti Hain Kya?





Baap: Nahin Beta Kyon?







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Wo kya Cheez hai Jo hawa Main Ho To Lark
Wo kya Cheez hai Jo hawa Main Ho To Larki Pregnant Hojati Hai?







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Nahin Pata?



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Teacher: Mai Kisi Pe 1 Nazar Daal K Bata
Teacher: Mai Kisi Pe 1 Nazar Daal K Bata Sakti Hon.

K Woh Mere Baray Mai Kya Soch Raha Hai.



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Husband Suhag Raat Main:

Husband Suhag Raat Main:



Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Aurton K Saath Sex Kar Chuka Hon.



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3 log Hakeem K Paas Gaye

3 log Hakeem K Paas Gaye



Hakeem ne Sab se Baari Baari pucha:

Raat ko Sex Karne Mai Kitna waqt lete ho?



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Love is a Gamble,
Sex is a Game,<
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Sex is a Game,



Boys do the Thing,

Girls Get the Blame,



1 Night in Pleasure,

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Biwi Ne Qameez Utari
Aur Sexy Naz
Biwi Ne Qameez Utari

Aur Sexy Nazar Se Shohar ki Taraf Dekhtay Huay

Shalwar Bhi Utar Kar Boli:



"Pata Hai Na, Kya Karna Ha >>
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1 Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Jaan Kya Tumhara D
1 Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Jaan Kya Tumhara Dil Kabhi Chahta Hai K

Tum Mard Hotin?









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Girl: Baba Ji Agar Main Nazrana Don To,<
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Guarantee hai k Mera Bacha Ho Jaega?







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Ab
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College k Boys Toilet Mai Likha Tha,
College k Boys Toilet Mai Likha Tha,



"Aap Ka Mustaqbil Aap k Haath Mai Hai"



Aur



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Ek Bachhay ne paida hote hi Apnay Baap k
Ek Bachhay ne paida hote hi Apnay Baap k Sir pe Danda maar Diya.





Baap ne pucha: Ye Kyon?





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Kesa Lagta Hai.
Jab Rat k Sannate
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Hawa K Jhonkon k Sang

Khamoshi Se

Chalty Huye

Koi Chupke Se Aaye

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1st girl to 2nd:

yar jub
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yar jub hum susu karte hain to awaz ati

he or jub boys susu karte hain to awaz kyun nahi ati?



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Main Teri Bahon Mein aana chahti hou,
Main Teri Bahon Mein aana chahti hou,

Apne hont tere honto se milana chahti hou,



Apne gore badan se utar kar kapre,

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Dil to chahta hai k teray qadmon main du
Dil to chahta hai k teray qadmon main dum niklay!



Wah Wah



Dil to chahta hai k teray qadmon main dum niklay!


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Girl to Boy: Ye lund kesa hota hai?
Girl to Boy: Ye lund kesa hota hai?

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Girl: Doctor mera mobile 4 din se meri c
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Doctor: main abhi aaram se nikal deta hon.

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Ghalib ne arz kiya

Na hi
Ghalib ne arz kiya



Na himmat hum main he,na hamari hadi main he,

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BRA MAI KIA?
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BRA MAI KIA?

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BARON KA MAZA!

SHALWAR MAICHADI!

CHADI MAI KIA?

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Wife: sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo kay me
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Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon
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