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Kya Apko Pt
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Kya Apko Pta Hai Abki Bar Itni Garmi Kyu Pad Rahi Hai?

Kyuki Shoib Malik Saniya Mirza Ko Le Gya To India Walo Ki Gaad Jal R >>
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(2) 03313778467
Lady: “Itna
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Lady: “Itna Chota Sa Handbag 10000/- Ka? Itna Mehnga Kyun”



Shopkeeper: “Behanji, Ye Khalis Lund Ki Chamdi Ka Bana Ha >>
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(3) 03313778467
Shadi Ki Pe
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Patni Sharmate Hue Kehti Hai: “Ek Ungli Au >>
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(4) 03313778467
Dunia Me Sa
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Dunia Me Sabse Himmat Wala Kon?

DHOBI

Kisike B Ghar Jake Keh Sakta Hai

Sab,Madam Ko Bolo

Kapde Nikal K >>
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(5) 03313778467
Jo SMS Na K
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Jo SMS Na Kare

Uski GAND Me

10 LUN

20 Tattay

2 Glass

3 Chumchay

5 Thaliyan

11 Manj >>
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(6) 03313778467
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Jeevan ke Katu Satya

Always think larger than life....





#1 Maut aur tatti, kabhi bhi aa sakt >>
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(7) 03313778467
Yaar ajab t
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Yaar ajab tere nkhare,gazab tera style hain,

gand dhone ki tameez nahi, haath main mobile hai. >>
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(8) 03313778467
cham cham k
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cham cham karti aayi wo

cham cham karti chali gayi wo

tu lund khole khara tha

KLPD kar gayi wo (KLPD:khare lun >>
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(9) 03313778467
daru se dos
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daru se dosti lever ko khatra

randi se dosti lund ko khatra

mere se dosti gaand ko khatra

MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE >>
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(10) 03313778467
Kuch kasme
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Kuch kasme kiye the, kuch vaade kiye the,

milenge har kidki darwaze ke peeche,

ae bewafa ek baar tu kah de mujhe Ahme >>
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(11) 03313778467
Br
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Breaking NEWS

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(12) 03313778467
Sex ke baad
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Sex ke baad Responces:

Bazari aurat: Paisa nikal.

Girlfrnd: Jano maza a gaya.

Hamsai: Phr kb aooge.


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(13) 03313778467
Usne mera d
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Usne mera dil tor dia to kia howa AHMED

Main bi usey Keh aya hon

Bill batori Nassa Chorri

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(14) 03313778467
Teacher: ko
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Teacher: koi Aesy cheez batao jo 1 jaise b hon or un main farq bi ho?

Student: Koyle ki kaan or Makrani ki GAND dono kali ha >>
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(15) 03313778467
Agr aapki A
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Agr aapki Ankh khoobsoorat hai to aapko Dunya achi lage gi

Lekin...

Agr aapki GAND khoobsoorat hai to Dunya ko aap ac >>
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(16) 03313778467
Main tmse k
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Main tmse kuch nahi kehna Chahta faqat itne guzarish hai

Bhosri ke har waqt msg krte Ho GAND main keera hai kia... >>
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(17) 03313778467
Dil to chah
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Dil to chahta k Har bar tjhe anmol khazana don Aee Dost

Lekin meri jhooli ke neeche "LUND or TATTON" ke siwa kuch nahi... >>
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(18) 03313778467
Usne kaha t
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Usne kaha tha k

Tmhari LULLI

Bhot choti hai FARAZ

Us behen ki lori ko kia Khabar k

Choti Mirchi kitne T >>
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(19) 03313778467
Kadi apni u
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Kadi apni unglan nu hala lya karo

mobile te sada v number mila lia karo

Lokan no to hans hans ke sms karday ho

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(20) 03313778467
FR
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FRIENDSHIP TEST

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(21) 03313778467
Husband: Sh
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Husband: Shadi ke baad zindagi kutte jese ho gai hai.

Wife: Kutte se kia muqabla krte ho , woh to 1 ghanta phasa ke rakhta h >>
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(22) 03313778467
Larkion ki
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Larkion ki Shadi jb hoti hai to uski friends unki SDuhagraat py apni Friends se kia kehtin hain..?

1970 to 1980:

Dulh >>
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(23) 03313778467
FARAZ ON PY
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FARAZ ON PYAR



Wo muje pyar sekhane ka

Israr krta hai Faraz

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Jis ka khud sirf 3 inch k >>
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(24) 03313778467
Dhoni:Dad I
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Dhoni:Dad I want2mary Sania.



Dad:Y?



Dhoni:Dr.Has advisd me2drink 5 Litres milk daily.



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(25) 03313778467
Saas:Kapde
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Saas:Kapde sookh rahi thi

Sasur:ye kala kapda kiska hai

SAAS:Bahu ki panty hai

Sasur:Achha-Achha kabhi pahne h >>
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(26) 03313778467
Bachi Ne Ap
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Bachi Ne Apna Dewana Bana Rakha He

MAMO Or CHO0T Ka Jadoo Jagae Rakha He

Mudat Hogye Nhi Dekha Usko Humne

Uski >>
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(27) 03313778467
Teacher To
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Teacher To A Boy:



“Khamosh Ho

Jao Nahi To Khara

Kr Do Gi.”

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(28) 03313778467
AgAr TuM Ji
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AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe

Na Pa SkO Tu…

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(29) 03313778467
NArgis nd M
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NArgis nd MEERA came out of Movie.

MEERA:Mera Purse chori ho gya

NARGIS:-Tuto BRA me rakti H na

MEERA:Muje kya >>
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(30) 03313778467
HUSBAND: Mu
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HUSBAND: Muje nind aa rhi hai.

Kuch SEX ho jaye?



WIFE: Madarchod, Meri CHUT me kya teri Maa Lori ga rhi he jo >>
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