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| Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz
kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!! |
| Posted on : [26/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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| kis kis ko kiss karoon
kis kis ko miss karoon
tum ko miss karoon to
kis kis ko kiss karoon |
| Posted on : [26/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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| A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?"
Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent ho gae
Person : Woh kaise?
sardar JE : Merey betay nay meray condom main sorakh kar dia tha!! |
| Posted on : [26/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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| college wali
masale dar:
office wali
narum narum:
muhale wali
garma garam:
aap kya samjhaye?
may toh roti ki baat kar raha hon. |
| Posted on : [26/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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| Life is nothing without LOVE,
LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don"t get emotional yar just b practical
so STOP luving and START Kissing. |
| Posted on : [26/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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| Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !! |
| Posted on : [26/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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| One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti |
| Posted on : [26/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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| Wow! Sexyyyyyyyyy..
/ /( * )( * ) / /.( /
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Come On Baby Sex With Me
Ah....ah....ahhhhh
Do Fast Chestyyyy
Aaaahhhhhh.....
Just Do It Baby........
I M Waiting 4u.....
Wow...!sweety Ur Chest....amooooahhhh
Like Footballlll
Ohhhh...! My Sexy Baby |
| Posted on : [26/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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| €¢ Pehlay hath mein pakro!
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Phir thook lagao?
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Phir Seedha karo? ?
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Phir andar ghussao???
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Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-) |
| Posted on : [26/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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| The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass but
you my friend may kiss my lips!! |
| Posted on : [26/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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| A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful in BED." |
| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| TEACHER: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IFEARTH ROTATES 30 TIMES FASTER?
SARDAR STUDENT: MEN WILL GET THEIR SALARY EVERYDAY AND GIRLS WILL BLEED TO DEATH |
| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| SHE IS HOT!
SHE IS SWEET!
SHE ALWAYS NEED A LIP 4 KISS
WHOLE WORLD MAD 4 HER!
WHO!
WHO IS SHE?
DO U KNOW?
"TEA"
CHAI PIYO, MAST
JIYO................... |
| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Ek lady aik bazurg k paun choo k boli baba ji koi change mat deo,
Baba ge: o bibi brazier pa k aaya kro hildey mummy vekh k te babe di apni mat waj jaandi aye.
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| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Boy: main pyar ki gehrai aur ishq ki oonchai ko dekhna aur pyar karma chahta hun.
Girl: seedha kiyun nahin kehte k underwear aur brazier bhi utaar dun!
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| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| In pregnancy first three months its regular
second three months its doggy style
last 3 months its wolf style sit outside hole and howl |
| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Chachi - Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge aur Rs.10 plate ke hisab se bechenge. Bhatija - Main board banwa dunga - "10 Rs. ME CHACHI KI CHAAT LO:.. |
| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Bus driver k peache betha bacha shor ker raha tha
Ager meri maa hathni or bap hathi hota to main chota hathi hota!
Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main chota bull hota.
Is terhan janwaro k naam lieye,
Itne main Bus driver ghusse main bola,
ager teri maa randi or bap gandu hota to tuh kia hota?
Bacha: BUS DRIVER!! |
| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| A LITTLE BOY AND A GIRL IN A BATHTUB HAVING A BATH.
SUDDENLY THE LITTLE GIRL LOOKED DOWN AT THE BOY.
”CAN I TOUCH IT?”
“NO WAY-YOU ALREADY BROKE YOURS |
| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| A cat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,
but gets its paws wet,
then it see a bigger 1 but falls in!
MORAL OF STORY?
The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy! |
| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Keep your words positive,because your words become your actions.
KEEP your action postive because your action become habits,
Keep your habits positive,because your habits become your lifestyle.
keep your lifestyle positive because your lifesyyle becom your Destiny |
| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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