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ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein kha
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ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.
dusra sardaar bola "u hv a nice chest"
pehla sardar bola "eh te >>  |
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( 2 )
Nurse lost her cat.
nurse in the
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Nurse lost her cat.
nurse in the hospital- any 1 got a pussy,all women stood up,i mean any one seen a pussy, all men stood up.I meant any one s >> |
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( 3 )
pehle galon per kiss kia
phir kap
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pehle galon per kiss kia
phir kapre utare
aaram say litaya
mohabat say tangon ko uthaya
phir
phir
pamper uta >> |
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( 4 )
MUTH marne ke 11 Faayde
1:- Self
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MUTH marne ke 11 Faayde
1:- Self Reliance
2:- Time Convience
3:- Prevention of Crime
4:- Mental Choice of Lady
5:- >> |
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( 5 )
Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
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Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi >> |
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( 10 )
Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi...Sardar ap
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Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi...Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo
boli ....na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay
sardar bola tumh >> |
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Larki: Doctor sahib mere SEENAY me Dard
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| Larki: Doctor sahib mere SEENAY me Dard He. Doctor: Hum Har marz Ka iLaaj choos K Karte Hain. . Khirki se Pathan Jhaank Kar boLa: Hmara bi chota pisha >> |
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( 14 )
Pehlay hath mein pakro!
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Pehlay hath mein pakro!
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Phir thook lagao?
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Phir Seedha karo? ?
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Phir andar >> |
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( 16 )
Girl To Mom
Maa mai aaj c
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Girl To Mom
Maa mai aaj college nhi jaoogi
Mom : per kyun
Girl: larkey tang krte hain
Mom : Chal jooti wo tu khu >> |
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( 20 )
Bcha Apni Baji Se: Baji Apko Pta He Abbu
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| Bcha Apni Baji Se: Baji Apko Pta He Abbu Ammi 3 Din Se Room Se Q Nhi Nkle? Baji: Nhi, Pr Tm Hans Q Rhe Ho? Bcha: Baji Abbu Ne Tail Manga Tha Mene ELFY >> |
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( 22 )
waqt to hai chala jaata hai iska aetbaar
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| waqt to hai chala jaata hai iska aetbaar mat karna woh juda hokar yaad aaye ......... kisi se itna pyaar mat karn ........... ok my dear >> |
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( 23 )
03445446664 (AAMIR) any body who wants f
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| 03445446664 (AAMIR) any body who wants frendshp with me plz contact. kisi bi kism k msgz chahiye hon to btana yaro. (Rawalpindi guy) >> |
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( 26 )
A good friend is like a good bra.
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A good friend is like a good bra.
Hard to find very comfortable supportive holds u up when r down & always close to the heart. Good day dear b >> |
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[ Note ]:Selecting Correct Catagory is v
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[ Note ]:Selecting Correct Catagory is very important
SMS added in wrong catagory will be deleted automatically at the end of month and will no >> |
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( 29 )
hi,
i m sabeen, and search for ho
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hi,
i m sabeen, and search for hot guys, bcoz i live in colder area, I also hot and give the hotness...
my figure is 34, 28 and 32 and h >> |
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Bacha: Aunty ap k pas Khobsorat banglaw,
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Bacha: Aunty ap k pas Khobsorat banglaw, car aur bahot kuch hay ap kia karobar karti hen?
Aunty: Btea kuch khas nahe bus chota sa "Hole Sale" K >> |
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