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Naz Pan mas
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Naz Pan masala Remix..

Jiska topa bi mota

jiska lora bi lamba

Jo hai tmko pasand

Meri shalwar main Band >>
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(2) 03313778467
Tera bachpa
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Tera bachpan hi rehta to acha tha NARGIS

hazaron gujjar barbad kie tone jawan ho kar.. >>
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(3) 03313778467
Kia poochte
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Kia poochte ho haal karobar ka FARAZ

Condom bechta hon mein

"KHUSRON" ke shehar main. >>
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(4) 03313778467
Lady: 1 sha
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Lady: 1 shampoo plz

Dukandar: Agr head ke baal dhone hain to Head n Shoulder agr Panty ke baal dhone hain to Pantene le lo.. >>
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(5) 03313778467
1 baba 1 ba
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1 baba 1 bachi ko chodte howe kanpne laga

Larki: kia ho raha hai aapko?

Baba: ya to main marne laga hon, ya to phr ni >>
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(6) 03313778467
Aunty ne se
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Aunty ne sex ke baad Larki se poocha: tu ne condom q nahi lagaya?

Larka: O aunty packet pe likha tha,

"Agr seal kholi >>
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(7) 03313778467
Hum wo nahi
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Hum wo nahi jo aapka sath chordenge

hum woh nahi jo tanhai main moon mor lein ge

hum to woh dost hain mere jan

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(8) 03313778467
FRENCH KISS
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FRENCH KISS kia hai...?

french kiss ka matlab ye ke larka pehle larka larki ke honton se hont touch kare phr larki ke upper >>
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(9) 03313778467
Sardar khan
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Sardar khane ki maiz par apne bache ko mashwara deta hai:

O puttar boti kah boti, Lulli waddi hogi

Sardarni: (sharmat >>
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(10) 03313778467
Arz kia hai
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Arz kia hai...

Cycle ka ho ya ho Buss ka tyre

wah wah wah

Cycle ka ho ya ho Buss ka tyre

Dil ki gehraio >>
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(11) 03313778467
Larki: cond
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Larki: condom dena

Dukandar: kis lie?

Larki: Bhosdike tere baap ko dongi ta ke tere jesa kum aqal dobara paida na ho. >>
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(12) 03313778467
Agr aap cig
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Agr aap cigrete nahi peete

pan nahi khate

charas nahi peete

sharab nahi peete

To hamari website par log >>
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(13) 03313778467

1 a
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1 aurat or uske nokar ko kidnappers ne chod kar chor dia.



Husband nokar se: unki shakal kesi thi?


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(14) 03313778467
Kamar ke da
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Kamar ke dard ki 2 wajohat Hain:

1) Kasrat-e-Sex

Ya

2)Hasrat-e-Sex

Dr Ahmed >>
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(15) 03313778467
main khod k
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main khod ko bht tanha mehsoos kr raha hon yaaaar...

Koi hai jo mjhe apni GAND marne ki ijazat de de.. >>
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(16) 03313778467
bacpan main
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bacpan main Lulli Lulli khelte khelte jb tm pakar lete they hamara LULLA

Phr khod hi chooste chooste kehte the yar ye LULLA >>
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(17) 03313778467
Hamen shadi
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Hamen shadi ka koi shooq nahi hai FARAZ...

Ye to aney wale Bachon ki zid hai k Ammi chaye... >>
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(18) 03313778467
Chawwani ma
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Chawwani main atthani athanni main ghora...

Jo mjhe sms na kare uski GAND main national geographic ke Hathi ka LORa... >>
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(19) 03313778467
Arz kia hai
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Arz kia hai

Aaloo ka paratha aur sarsoo ka saag

wah wah

Aaloo ka paratha aur sarsoo ka ssag

wah wah
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(20) 03313778467
Maine usse
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Maine usse poocha:

janeman qeemat kia hai tjhe pyar krne ki?

Us Bharwi ne poora Menu hi hath main pakra dia..

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(21) 03313778467
Frndshp Gha
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Frndshp Ghazal...

To dost hai tjh pe jan war donga

mgr ziadah uchle ga to tere GAND mardonga

to dikhta hai ach >>
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(22) 03313778467
Ek lajawab
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Ek lajawab sher....

Hum to badnaseeb hain k tarsay tere deed ko..

Humse acha to Bathroom ka LOTA hai to dekhe tere hr >>
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(23) 03313778467
Aik Larkay
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Aik Larkay ne larki se kaha: 20 ropay lo aur apni gand marne do

Larki: itne kum payson main to sms Parhnay wala he gand marn >>
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(24) 03313778467
Ye larkian
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Ye larkian bi kitne chalak hotin hain

Faraz

apna 36 ropay litre wala doodh dikha kar

Hamara 200 Ropay pao wala >>
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(25) 03313778467
What happen
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What happens if all the big companies start selliing Condoms?

Dentonic condom: Twice a Day especially before going to bed.>
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(26) 03313778467
Insan sbse
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Insan sbse ziadah pyar paise se krta hai

or

Sbse ziadah enjoy baghair libas ke krta hai

(Professor Imran Hashm >>
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(27) Aunty after done sex with a yo
Aunty after done sex with a young boy. Hey why didn’t you wear a condom? Young boy:O aunty, the pack said do not use is the seal is already broken. >>
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(28) 03313778467
Uske tabass
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Uske tabassum ki masoomiat pe na jana Doston......

woh poora le ke bi hansti rehti hai BEHEN KI LORI.. >>
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(29) 03313778467
Sex is like
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Sex is like a restaurant

sometimes good sevice

sometime bad service

sometime no service

and some time>
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(30) 03313778467
There is 5
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There is 5 great king

1)SmoKING

2)DrinKING

3)SucKING

4)LicKING

and of-corse

5)FucKING >>
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