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| A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja. |
| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| : Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind. |
| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day) |
| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls |
| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not. |
| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking. |
| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar.. |
| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
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( .)( . )
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because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed..
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply |
| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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