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peom for all sexy grils
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peom for all sexy grils
nipple nipple little star
can i fuck you in my car
up above the boobs so >>  |
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Kis is kye of love and love is lake of m
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| Kis is kye of love and love is lake of mirrege and mirrge is box of children children is problem of pakistan so stop kissing and saved pakistan ok >> |
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TUM YAAD BOHAT AYI, HAR SHAAM K BAAD, KA
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| TUM YAAD BOHAT AYI, HAR SHAAM K BAAD, KABHI AGAAZ SE PEHLY, KABHI ANJAAM K BAAD. TEREY JAAN KI QASAM MEIN NE APNE DIL PER KOI NAAM NHI LIKHA TERE NAAM >> |
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beti; maa gaon me police ai hia
m
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beti; maa gaon me police ai hia
maa; andar aa ja inki neeyat kharab hoti hia
beti; maa sindh police hia
maa; to phir khoti ko bhi >> |
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Teacher: sab se zada Calcium kis Doodh m
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Teacher: sab se zada Calcium kis Doodh mein hota hai?
Boy: 18 saal ki lerki mein cos us pe moun maro tou jism k un hissoun mein b jaan a jati h >> |
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Load sheding in Pakistan
mil gaya
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Load sheding in Pakistan
mil gaya !
mil gaya !
mil gaya !
loadsheding ka soloution mil gaya ..
TOUCH CONDOM kay 2 k >> |
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( 14 )
Ek aourat subha mohalay k hakeem k paas
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Ek aourat subha mohalay k hakeem k paas gayi or boli,
Kia mere husband ko dawai aap ne de thee?
Hakeem : haan
Aourat : to phuda b >> |
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( 15 )
Raat ko 1 larki ne car ko rukne ka ishar
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Raat ko 1 larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia,
Car kareeb aa ke ruki to larki boli"oh em sorry! mai samjhi taxi hai"
Car wala bola, " ma >> |
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( 16 )
80yrs old main to a doctor: my 20yrs old
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80yrs old main to a doctor: my 20yrs old wife is pragnant, any advice plz??
Doctor: pehle aik kahani suno. "aik shikari, shikar main jatay hoe >> |
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Boy: BUS aur LARKI aik jaisi hoti hain,
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| Boy: BUS aur LARKI aik jaisi hoti hain, 1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai. Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain, 1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain >> |
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Raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre
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Raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre
se nikla aur chala gaya.
Saas ne dekha lekin kuch na boli
Kyu…
Kyunki saas bhi kabhi >> |
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( 21 )
Baap: beta jab main tumko marta houn tu
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Baap: beta jab main tumko marta houn tu tum apna gussa kese nikaltay ho?
Beta: toilet saf kar kay.
Baap: Wah kaisay?
Beta: toilet >> |
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( 22 )
Agar app cigarette nahi peetay,
N
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Agar app cigarette nahi peetay,
Naswar nahi rakhtay,
Pan nahi khaatay,
charas nahi peetay,
Sharab nahi peetay,
Sama >> |
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( 24 )
SIX or SEX Mai kya Farq hai?
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SIX or SEX Mai kya Farq hai?
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Very simple
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Utha k maaro tou SIX
Or
Litaa k maaro tou SEX
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H >> |
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Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun l
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Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nah >> |
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Mother:Larka pasand aya,
Beti:Ha
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Mother:Larka pasand aya,
Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai
Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hot >> |
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( 29 )
golden rulZzZz
1)Larki ch
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golden rulZzZz
1)Larki chahay jitni bhi lambi ho Lun lait kar he lay gi
2)Paisa Aur Nangi Larki jahan nazar aye matt choro
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( 30 )
ek ladki ka rape ho rha tha ,
lad
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ek ladki ka rape ho rha tha ,
ladki jor jor se chila rahi thi kutto, kamino, koi tho condom pehno muzhe AID"S hai
Alijan >> |
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