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(1) 03313778467
Meri girlfr
03313778467
Meri girlfrnd meri pent ki phati jaib main hath daal kar kehne lagi FARAZ
ufff jaaannn...
tmhari "POCKET" me to
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(2) 03313778467
Brazier ki
03313778467
Brazier ki mehek churai nahi jati
Panty ki jhalak chupai nahi jati
kitni bi choti ho girlfrnd ki breast
1 bar >>
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(3) 03313778467
Boy: ye kah
03313778467
Boy: ye kahan ka number hai?
SHO: police station
Boy: tmhare pass kia hai?
Sho: danda
Boy: Gand main le >>
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(4) 03313778467
Ghalib ke b
03313778467
Ghalib ke bete ki shadi howe.
Suhag raat ko wo 2 sorakh dekh kr confuse ho gaya aur 1 kaghaz pe 1 misra likh ke darwaze ke n >>
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(5) 03313778467
har gando a
03313778467
har gando apne aap ko sharif smjhta hai..
Ab aap bataen aap apney aap ko kia smjhten hain?
Gandu Ya Shareef? >>
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(6) 03313778467
Ladies ke s
03313778467
Ladies ke sath dukandaron ka haramipan:
Bank cashier: madam aap soo soo ke lein ge?
Fruit seller: baji zara kele ka s >>
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(7) Larki: Ammi Ammi, yeh parosi k
Larki: Ammi Ammi, yeh parosi ka larka muje baar baar kiss kr k bhaag jaata hai. Ammi muskurayi or boli: Bara harami hai,
Bilkul apne Baap par >>
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(8) Luteron Ne
1 Lady k Zew
Luteron Ne
1 Lady k Zewar Loot Liye
Log Bole:
Shukkr kro Bhaabi ki Izzat Nhi Looti.
Bhaabi Chillai:
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(9) WIFE: Be Gentle please Its My
WIFE: Be Gentle please Its My 1st time on BED
HUSBAND: What..! But you have been "Divorced Thrice"
WIFE: Yes...!
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(10) Load shedding ki musibat.
Load shedding ki musibat.
Ek admi raat ko apne ghar gaya.
darwaza knock kia.
Bivi:kon?
Admi:Guddu da abbu!
Bivi:Haa >>
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(11) Class one me aik new bachi adm
Class one me aik new bachi admit hui to sb bachon ne usay phuphi phuphi kehna shru krdia
Bachi ne madam ko bula liya
Madam: jin bachon n >>
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(12) =1 Fauji k hath larki lag gai
=1 Fauji k hath larki lag gai Foji sex kartay kartay udher hi mar gaya.
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karnal ne aakar Salute kia...
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Logon ne kaha.>
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(13) Classroom me sir ki paint ki z
Classroom me sir ki paint ki zip khuli dekh kr LARKIYAN zor se hasne lagin
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Sir ko nhe pta tha
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sir bole:
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(14) 1960"s girl
Ami ma jean
1960"s girl
Ami ma jeans pehn lon?
Ami
Nahi beshrm log kia kahen gey
2010"s girls
Can i wear jeans?
Mom
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(15) 1 larki ki pent k back side pe
1 larki ki pent k back side pe jahaz bana tha.
1 bacha usy dekh raha tha.
Larki: Kabhi jahaz nahi dekha.
Bacha: Jahaz tu dekhay h >>
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(16) Bacha: aunty is bar to apka la
Bacha: aunty is bar to apka larka hi hoga
Aunty: tumhe kese pata chala
Bacha: ap ki phatti hui shalwar se muje us ki moonchein nazar aa >>
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(17) love u I love u I love u I lov
love u I love u I love u I love u very much.. Bus! Yehi Kehna Chahati Thi, Laila Majnoo Se. Magar Bechari Ko ENGLISH Nahi Aati Thi. $$ >>
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(18) My frnds r like my TATTAY Very
My frnds r like my TATTAY Very close Always in hand Always hangng around >>
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(19) Husbànd to Wife: ye bàche itne
Husbànd to Wife: ye bàche itne shàràrti kue hote hài Wife: jo cheez bànti shàràràt se hài wo shàrif kàise ho sàkte hàin. >>
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(20) Tat’tay khujany ki english bta
Tat’tay khujany ki english btao.. Nhi pta..? . . . . ‘bAll tEmpring’ .. >>
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(21) 1 aurat Ashiq se chudwa rahi t
1 aurat Ashiq se chudwa rahi thi,itne men uska Shohar agaya or Ashiq ko marna shuru kardia Aurat: or maro apni chudti nahi dosron ki chodne ajate hen. >>
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(22) Randi ne apne dalaal ke saath
Randi ne apne dalaal ke saath shadi kar li. Kisi ne pucha, aap ke husband kia kaam karte hain? Randi: Ji .. . Wo merey “Marketing Director”Hain. >>
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(23) 12 bjy nraz thi 1 bjy barat th
12 bjy nraz thi 1 bjy barat thi 2 bjy suhagrat thi 3 bjy pyar ki barsat thi Aankh kuli to pata chala Sapno ki kali raat thi Hath me lulli or shalwar b >>
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(24) Girl: Darling ! Sex karnay k b
Girl: Darling ! Sex karnay k baad tm etna ziada kaisay thak jatay ho..? Boy: Sweet Heart ! Road ko kya faraq parta hai..? Ghista to tyre he hai. >>
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(25) Ladki:condom dena. Dukandar:Ki
Ladki:condom dena. Dukandar:Kis liye? Ladki:Bhosdike, tere baap ko gift dungi, taaki tere jaisa kam dimag ka dusra paida na ho. >>
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(26) Arz kia hai…. Yara teri yaari
Arz kia hai…. Yara teri yaari pe mujhe shak nahi.. Yara teri yaari pe mujhe shak nahi.. Sabne teri gand maari… Kya mera itna bhi hak nahi.. >>
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(27) arz kiya hai…. aalu ka paratha
arz kiya hai…. aalu ka paratha aur sarso ka saag. wah….wah…. aalu ka paratha aur sarso ka saag. wah….wah…. Mai gand marne aa raha hu, jaha bhagna hai >>
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(28) Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likh
Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf Medical Store waale hi samajh paate hai..
Wo likhte hai:—
“Maine to Loot Li >>
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(29) iza film remix song, mehboob m
iza film remix song, mehboob mere mehboob mere teri bistar pe mujhe sonay day,
bohut dudh hai sine mai, mujhe daba daba ke pine de… >>
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(30) 03313778467
Mera Number
03313778467
Mera Number Change Ho Gaya Hai
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Underwear Ka
Agar Tujhko Meri Purani Unde >>
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