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Light off honay per:
UK:Oh no...<
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Light off honay per:
UK:Oh no...
USA:What is dis.
GERMANY:shazay(shit)
EUROPE:shit man
INDIA:bati chali gye
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Today, over a hundred and fifty million
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| Today, over a hundred and fifty million Pakistanis celebrate the 42nd Defense of Pakistan Day. It was 6th of September 1965 when Pakistan’s armed forc >> |
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Bubbli:
M
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Bubbli:
Maa aj me ne ek larke ko
Bewakoof bnaya
MAA:
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( 4 )
NEW.TECHNOLOGY//........................
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| NEW.TECHNOLOGY//........................KHUBSORAT..............................6.INCH.LAMBA...........................KALA............................ >> |
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( 8 )
Tum rakh
na sako gye
Mera
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Tum rakh
na sako gye
Mera TOHFA sambhaal kar,
Warna...
Me Tumko abhi de don..
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( 9 )
Ledi teacher"bacho meri nermi ka faida n
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Ledi teacher"bacho meri nermi ka faida na utao main kabhi naram hoti ho to kabhi sakht bhi hoti hon" Studnt
"Miss ap to bilkul meri luli jaisi >> |
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( 10 )
sasu maa,baho se shadi k
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sasu maa,baho se shadi k
three dan baho kiya tum ne wo share phane jo me ne tum ko de
baho,sasu maa app share ki baat >> |
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( 13 )
Aftr Suhagrat
Sardar wife
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Aftr Suhagrat
Sardar wife se:
Tumhe raat ko zyada dard ya takleef
To nhi hoi?
.
Sar >> |
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( 15 )
Catch her by her waist…
B
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Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a >> |
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( 18 )
A short thing
its get longer as u
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A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
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A short thing
its get longer as u
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A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
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( 20 )
Munna ne raat ko DAD ko MOM k sath Sex k
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Munna ne raat ko DAD ko MOM k sath Sex karty howay daikha,
Subho howi to Munna MUTH mar raha tha k Dad ne daikh liay aur pocha ye kiya >> |
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( 21 )
mairay doostoo ya hunay waloo doostoo ja
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| mairay doostoo ya hunay waloo doostoo jab b kisi ko koi talab ho maira no tu app nai par hi lia h o gaa check karain on hai tu theak hai nai tu main a >> |
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( 22 )
Hi this is faheem call me fahee. Ager ki
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| Hi this is faheem call me fahee. Ager kisi bro ko koi call girk chahye to yiu can easily call me or ager kisi larki se friendship karni hi ya koi mash >> |
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( 25 )
Afridi made 100 runs from 37 balls. Its
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| Afridi made 100 runs from 37 balls. Its a simple record. The real record was created by king khalid, who made 100 sons from just 2 balls >> |
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( 26 )
Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
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Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi >> |
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( 28 )
In a Tv Show film Star REEMA was asked a
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| In a Tv Show film Star REEMA was asked about her favourite Player She replied " YOUHANA" , The hOsT Said I asked about The Player not your hobby. >> |
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( 29 )
A boy 2 girl:ye tumhari taango ke beech
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A boy 2 girl:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya hai
girl:kuch nahi bus aik lakeer hai
thn
A girl 2 boy:ye tumhari taango ke beech >> |
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( 30 )
Aik bachi roz sonay say pehlay apni barr
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Aik bachi roz sonay say pehlay apni barri behan k kamray k bahir say jhankti hai...
aik baar woh samnay say guzarti hai to uski behan nangi apn >> |
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