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| Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply |
| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god. |
| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| 1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy! |
| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job! |
| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Please
( ) press down!
( ) )
( ')
/ /
( ) ) oh yeah !!!
( ')'.:,".;.
/ / ';".',,'
/ / ooohhh
( ) ) baby ur good!
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| ')
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )
, ( ') engaged
/ , '
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married
, - - .
( ) )'(, )
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Press down.
down more
deeper
more
YES
ahh
ohh
yes
Almost there!
ooh baby
faster
harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work |
| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago |
| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36
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| Posted on : [24/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Asim
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Mobile # :03215289889
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| Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you! |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)
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| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai! |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
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| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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